Welcome to Chaos !!

Julia and Tatiana went to see Jenna Jameson at the
newest Las Vegas strip club Minxx.....Minxx had full page ads in
the Weekly promoting the event as if Jenna would be
performing.
Julia is a HUGE Jenna fan....(had her sign book at
Virgin a few years ago).
Julia and Tatiana arrived at Minxx early, very
excited. Mingled a little bit and were introduced to
one of the investors of Minxx (who was also under the
impression that Jenna would be performing).
Julia and Tatiana overheard that table reservations
for that night (11/4) went for $1,000 a table.
After two hours of waiting impatiently Jenna finally
arrived on the arm of her latest boyfriend TITO ORTIZ
(UFC fighter). Tito looked like he weighed about 200
pounds more than tiny Jenna.
Tito and Jenna were seated in a booth where they sat
sipping drinks and cuddling with each other -
not paying much attention to anything else.
Julia and Tatiana walked by the booth a few times
hoping to catch Jenna's eye so that Julia could take a
picture with Jenna (no success).
Two more hours passed and Julia and Tatiana noticed a
stack of T-shirts sitting in the booth with Jenna.
It was getting late and Julia and Tatiana were getting
bored with Minxx and waiting around for Jenna's
promised performance.
Suddenly Jenna and Tito walked upstairs to the VIP
area of the club. Julia and Tatiana followed them up
there and heard Jenna telling the owner of Minxx that
she wanted to sell her T-shirts. After some talking,
Jenna smiled and posed for a picture with the owner.
Jenna and Tito returned to their booth and stayed
there, despite the DJ announcing Jenna's presence
repeatedly.
Julia and Tatiana also found out (from another one of
the club's investors) that the previous night Tera
Patrick was supposed to "perform" at Minxx.
She showed up but planted herself in a booth and didn't
move all night.
Julia and Tatiana stared at Jenna a lot and Julia
thought Jenna looked much skinnier than she had at the
book signing a few years ago. She looked very frail
and unhealthy. Julia and Tatiana decided that Jenna
needs to take better care of herself instead of
getting involved with new boyfriends. Then the girls
decided that they had had enough waiting (four hours
total) and they were going to find something else to
do.

**Jenna wore her hair down, it looked really good and
she wore a sparkling dress and heels**

**Nikki Stixx from Motley Crue showed up around 1am.
He was seated in the booth next to Jenna's and he was
with a Jenna look-a-like.**

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

Monster Massive is one of our absolute favorite
events of the year! It's a party held at the Sports
Arena in Los Angeles every Halloween. People are
dressed up and the music is just awesome. The vibe
is great and we love it!

We decided to wear very cute pajamas again this year,
so the week prior to the party was spent hunting for
the perfect outfits. Something cute, pink, and Hello
Kitty. It's a lot harder than it seems.

The night was fantastic and went by way too fast.
We met many fun people, and even partied with
Elaine!! When it was over we felt very sad. Why did it
have to end? We wished we could have stayed in
Monster Massive reality for a month or so. Luckily, we
took many pictures so we would remember the fun.

The next day we went shopping at Fashion Island in
Newport Beach. This was where we discovered Da Nang
clothing. So DA NANG, ok??!!

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

At Shotgun Willie’s in Denver there are a total of seven
stages. There is only a pole on one of them and you
are up there for three songs at a time. This makes for
many stage appearances during the night. After the
first song, our artistic imagination is used up and
things get boring. Julia usually sticks with her conveyer
belt routine and Tatiana shows her ingrown hairs to
whoever will look.

The music at Shotgun’s is picked by the DJ and ranges
from horrible to laugh inducing to even embarrassing,
with a few good songs strewn in here and there.

At Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas, there is one stage
(with a pole, of course!) which you only perform on if
you are in the mood. Two songs that you pick yourself.
Julia doesn’t even bother with the stage here but
Tatiana does. Tatiana believes she is educating the
masses with her choices in tunes. Always techno and
house.
YOU NEED !!?

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

So we just wanted to recap and brag about our findings in room 104 at The Niagara......

1. Crack pipe (we donated it to some local kids).
2. Used condom (we carefully removed it ourselves).
3. Watch (we gave it to The Asian).
4. A brown paper bag containing a Brillo pad. We found this in the dresser. CLASSY!!!

Just to inform you, Julia and Tatiana care about children, we did not give them the crack pipe. We put the crack pipe in the trash. No children or animals were hurt in the process.

The Niagara motel on Colfax Avenue in Denver is managed by an Asian lady that Julia and Tatiana call "The Asian". The Asian lives on the premises with her husband and two shy daughters. The girls thought that The Asian seemed quiet and demure. Little did they know!
Last night Julia and Tatiana woke up to some loud noises outside their room.
Finally they realized that it was The Asian screaming at one of the guests at The Niagara. The Asian was yelling "get the fuck out" and "motherfucker" in a heavy Asian accent. It sounded really funny. The girls enjoyed this moment immensely but couldn't believe that The Asian mastered such foul language! It was great, another adventure at The Niagara!

While sitting on the toilet straining, Tatiana glanced around the bathroom thinking about how dirty it was.

“Does Asian ever clean in here?” Tatiana wondered to herself.

Suddenly something caught her eye under the heating unit on the floor.

“I hope that’s not what I think it is,” Tatiana thought as she called for Julia.

Julia kneeled down on the floor, then jumped back with disgust.

“That’s a fucking crack pipe!! I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Someone was in here smoking crack!!” Julia was upset with the idea of someone smoking crack in Room 104.

“And Asian didn’t even clean this shit up!!” Tatiana was more concerned about the lack of cleaning than the actual crack pipe.

Tatiana proceeded to pick up the crack pipe, which had been broken into two pieces and was badly scorched. She carried it with some napkins to the outside trash can.

The following day, curiosity got the best of Julia and she decided to explore under both of the beds. She was thrilled to find a gold watch under her bed, but Julia and Tatiana were in for a surprise when Julia looked under Tatiana’s bed. A stretched out, used up condom was just laying there in plain sight. When Tatiana caught a glimpse of it she was traumatized. It was the final straw.

“This is unacceptable!” Tatiana screamed. “We can’t let Asian get away with this!”

Julia and Tatiana both decided that rather than remove the condom personally, they would show it to Asian and request a partial refund of the $200 they had reluctantly agreed to pay for the room after some unsuccessful bartering. They hoped Asian would understand that it was not their condom.

Also, there was a horrible stench of sewage coming from the bathroom constantly. Tatiana and Julia had to go spend their own hard earned money on incense and candles to help with the smell. There were talks of getting bleach and Draino with hopes of getting to the bottom of things. In addition to the sewage, the room reeked of about three weeks worth of chain smoking and crack smoking. The door remained open at all times, except while they slept at night.

Julia carefully thought things through, and decided not to use the laundry facilities at the Niagara Motel. After all of the recent information, she was paranoid that some bloody sheets had probably been frequenting those washing machines. She would rather go one week with no clean underwear than wash hers in a germ ridden washing machine. And with all of the pervs lurking around the Niagara, there was a definite fear that the panties would be stolen from the laundry room.

Julia and Tatiana are savvy businesswomen. If some pervs want to sniff their panties, they are going to have to pay top dollar for that privilege.

Not much had changed at the Niagara since last time they visited, the same couple of families bundled up in one room with three kids ( the infamous Colfax motel children problem), some lonely and curious pervs wanting to befriend Julia and Tatiana (but who could blame them, Julia was walking around in various stages of undress most of the time in the room and outside, while feeding her nicotine habit) and of course room 103, the constant turnaround of sprawled out on the floor or bed sleeping with the door wide open exhausted and questionable patrons and the occasional rent by the hour guests. Julia and Tatiana thrived in the exciting environment.

The first morning they woke up from Asian yelling at the top of her lungs at some guest, she called him motherfucker and told him to leave. Julia and Tatiana symphatized with poor hardworking Asian and her two young daughters that had to grow up seeing all of this. Tatiana decided she would buy the girls a board game.

(Written by Julia).