Welcome to Chaos !!

Tonight was our first night back at Crazy Horse Too
since before New Years. The night seemed to drag
on and on, way too many girls as usual and to make things
even worse, Vice (police) were walking around the club with
clipboards hawking over girls, trying to see if
inappropriate lap dances were in effect.
NOT VERY SEXYTIME!

We got cranky due to the lack of excitement, so we
retreated back to our locker for some crackers and
gossip magazines. Just as we got comfortable,
Tatiana's name came blaring through the intercom.
Someone was waiting at the gift shop, perhaps it was
Santa making a belated toy run !? We both decided to
go investigate. It turned out to be a man Tatiana had
met about two months ago that had happily given her
one of the best massages ever. He was back for more.
For the next two hours Tatiana was busy getting a
massage by Heze. They were both very happy.
VERY NICE!!

Julia, on the other hand, found herself entertaining a
married couple. They got several dances, definitely
SEXYTIME !! The wife, who looked remarkably like Hillary
Swank, mentioned she was searching for some pasties
for her boss's new boob job. Since Crazy Horse has a
stripper boutique (where even PARIS HILTON shops!),
we took the wife there and she found the perfect pair
of pasties for the occasion.

Shake N Bake, Baby !!

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

Julia and Tatiana want to wish everyone a VERY happy New Year !!

We are working on the journal right now and plan to have many, many entries for people to read very soon.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo





(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

We can't believe it's New Years again!!
Tatiana is certain that time is going by faster and
faster. There is something not right about the
concept of time, maybe it's all some sort of
conspiracy?

We drove out to Los Angeles with our friend Jake
on the day of the party. This year we decided to
go to the Giant party instead of Together As One.
The party turned out to be OK..not bad but not
quite as good as we had daydreamed about .
We wished we had gone to Together As One.

Most of the people at Giant were boring and serious,
not dressed up in fun outfits. We, on the other hand,
looked awesome with lots of Hello Kitty accessories.
This lead to us being bombarded with requests for
photos. Even the LAPD became our fans that night!

Tatiana and Julia's New Years resolution is to never,
ever become boring or uninteresting. DA NANG on that!

We stayed until the end (of course!), which was 6am.
Then we walked back to the Sheraton, our hotel.

The next day we drove back to Vegas but not without
a mandatory pit stop at IKEA for our dose of the
delicious Swedish meatballs. Yum!!



(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

Tatiana and Julia decided to meet at the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace for some last minute New Years Eve shopping. Tatiana was running a little bit late due to some bad drivers and a few wrong turns, so Julia had a few minutes to kill while she waited.

As she waited impatiently by one of the bars, a man and his ten year old son approached Julia. The man made small talk and questioned Julia's reasons for being at the casino. He introduced his son and explained that they were visiting from San Diego. Julia didn't know where the conversation was leading so she excused herself, telling the man and his son that she had to go meet her sister Tatiana in the mall.

As Julia walked away, she thought to herself how bizarre it was that this man was talking to her so openly in front of his young son. What did the boy think his dad was doing? Julia was concerned about the situation. She wandered into a shop and within minutes the man and his son were standing right in front of her. 'What the hell are they doing?' Julia thought to herself.

The man then informed Julia that his son would be going to sleep around 10pm and that he would be free to go have some drinks after that. Julia looked at the son sympathetically. 'Poor kid', she thought.

Suddenly the man thrust a blank piece of paper and a pen in front of her face. "Here," he said. "Write down your number so I can call you after the kid goes to bed."

Julia smiled and wrote down Tatiana's phone number on the paper. 'That's what she gets for being late.' Julia decided that it was Tatiana's fault this man was talking to her and probably traumatizing his son.

Later that night, after the shopping was done, Julia called Tatiana to see what she was doing.

"A guy just called me," she said. "He said his son was sleeping and did I want to go out on a date with him!" Tatiana sounded pissed. "Can you believe that? I don't even know him!"

"That's wierd." Julia was imagining the man's facial expression during the brief conversation. "Where do you think he got your number?"

(Written by Julia).

Julia and Tatiana went to see Jenna Jameson at the
newest Las Vegas strip club Minxx.....Minxx had full page ads in
the Weekly promoting the event as if Jenna would be
performing.
Julia is a HUGE Jenna fan....(had her sign book at
Virgin a few years ago).
Julia and Tatiana arrived at Minxx early, very
excited. Mingled a little bit and were introduced to
one of the investors of Minxx (who was also under the
impression that Jenna would be performing).
Julia and Tatiana overheard that table reservations
for that night (11/4) went for $1,000 a table.
After two hours of waiting impatiently Jenna finally
arrived on the arm of her latest boyfriend TITO ORTIZ
(UFC fighter). Tito looked like he weighed about 200
pounds more than tiny Jenna.
Tito and Jenna were seated in a booth where they sat
sipping drinks and cuddling with each other -
not paying much attention to anything else.
Julia and Tatiana walked by the booth a few times
hoping to catch Jenna's eye so that Julia could take a
picture with Jenna (no success).
Two more hours passed and Julia and Tatiana noticed a
stack of T-shirts sitting in the booth with Jenna.
It was getting late and Julia and Tatiana were getting
bored with Minxx and waiting around for Jenna's
promised performance.
Suddenly Jenna and Tito walked upstairs to the VIP
area of the club. Julia and Tatiana followed them up
there and heard Jenna telling the owner of Minxx that
she wanted to sell her T-shirts. After some talking,
Jenna smiled and posed for a picture with the owner.
Jenna and Tito returned to their booth and stayed
there, despite the DJ announcing Jenna's presence
repeatedly.
Julia and Tatiana also found out (from another one of
the club's investors) that the previous night Tera
Patrick was supposed to "perform" at Minxx.
She showed up but planted herself in a booth and didn't
move all night.
Julia and Tatiana stared at Jenna a lot and Julia
thought Jenna looked much skinnier than she had at the
book signing a few years ago. She looked very frail
and unhealthy. Julia and Tatiana decided that Jenna
needs to take better care of herself instead of
getting involved with new boyfriends. Then the girls
decided that they had had enough waiting (four hours
total) and they were going to find something else to
do.

**Jenna wore her hair down, it looked really good and
she wore a sparkling dress and heels**

**Nikki Stixx from Motley Crue showed up around 1am.
He was seated in the booth next to Jenna's and he was
with a Jenna look-a-like.**

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

Monster Massive is one of our absolute favorite
events of the year! It's a party held at the Sports
Arena in Los Angeles every Halloween. People are
dressed up and the music is just awesome. The vibe
is great and we love it!

We decided to wear very cute pajamas again this year,
so the week prior to the party was spent hunting for
the perfect outfits. Something cute, pink, and Hello
Kitty. It's a lot harder than it seems.

The night was fantastic and went by way too fast.
We met many fun people, and even partied with
Elaine!! When it was over we felt very sad. Why did it
have to end? We wished we could have stayed in
Monster Massive reality for a month or so. Luckily, we
took many pictures so we would remember the fun.

The next day we went shopping at Fashion Island in
Newport Beach. This was where we discovered Da Nang
clothing. So DA NANG, ok??!!

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).