The Selfie Machine
It's Friday night and I'm at work, yes here in Alaska. It's about to be a two week crazy parrrrrty here at the club because the Boss Lady and the Big Boss are away on vacation. Since I am the self appointed assistant manager and all.....LOL....I'm going to make sure every night that I'm here is going to be a fun one. Yeay!
So far it's slow in here but I'm having fun. I'm busy eating chocolate, admiring myself in the mirror (TRUST ME, you would do the same if you were me) and taking a ton of selfies of myself. We are not allowed to take pics in the club but since I only take pictures of myself....DUH like who else would I even bother taking a pic of....and they all know this by now, I get away with having my cellphone out....aiming it at myself. I actually renamed my phone "the selfie machine" tonight. A very fitting description. I take a ton of pics, even though I am totally in love with myself I do take many pictures of other things, like my baby Chhaya. And lattes. If you have been reading my blog for a while.....you know this.
Me eating chocolate.....yum.


There is a guy that comes in here on a regular basis that always brings in chocolate for all of us. Not only chocolate, outfits too....like bras and panties. And just gives it away. It's very nice of him and I love the chocolate, the outfits are really not my style. I graciously receive whatever outfits he gives me and then I give it away to the other girls. I'm thinking he is trying to fatten us up with the chocolate only to kidnap us and hold us hostage in the future, feeding us chocolate and making us wear some weird looking too small thongs.
And this is what I'm wearing tonight, the new bra. Cricket noticed it right away and complimented me on it.

So like I said, we are going to be having a grand ol' time in here for the next two weeks. I don't want to give too much away because I know that the Boss Lady reads my blog and I don't want to worry her while she is away trying to have a nice and relaxing vacation. HI DIANN!
Ok.....it's time to break out the meth in here and crank up the house music.....gotta go!
So far it's slow in here but I'm having fun. I'm busy eating chocolate, admiring myself in the mirror (TRUST ME, you would do the same if you were me) and taking a ton of selfies of myself. We are not allowed to take pics in the club but since I only take pictures of myself....DUH like who else would I even bother taking a pic of....and they all know this by now, I get away with having my cellphone out....aiming it at myself. I actually renamed my phone "the selfie machine" tonight. A very fitting description. I take a ton of pics, even though I am totally in love with myself I do take many pictures of other things, like my baby Chhaya. And lattes. If you have been reading my blog for a while.....you know this.
Me eating chocolate.....yum.


There is a guy that comes in here on a regular basis that always brings in chocolate for all of us. Not only chocolate, outfits too....like bras and panties. And just gives it away. It's very nice of him and I love the chocolate, the outfits are really not my style. I graciously receive whatever outfits he gives me and then I give it away to the other girls. I'm thinking he is trying to fatten us up with the chocolate only to kidnap us and hold us hostage in the future, feeding us chocolate and making us wear some weird looking too small thongs.
And this is what I'm wearing tonight, the new bra. Cricket noticed it right away and complimented me on it.

So like I said, we are going to be having a grand ol' time in here for the next two weeks. I don't want to give too much away because I know that the Boss Lady reads my blog and I don't want to worry her while she is away trying to have a nice and relaxing vacation. HI DIANN!

Ok.....it's time to break out the meth in here and crank up the house music.....gotta go!