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Thursday, March 7. 2013

Making It Rain

I don't know if you heard anything about it but Drake (a rapper) is the latest "celebrity" to go into a strip club with a wads of dollar bills that he threw all over the girls, hence the expression "making it rain". It is mostly associated with urban (black or Hispanic) guys and happens more frequently in the more urban type strip club IN MY OPINION, from what I have seen. Although I am not saying that white guys ever do this, I have seen them throw money around "making it rain style" too. To me, it is a rather tacky and a poor way of showing that you can afford to be a baller like that, although it is kind of fun to watch. I'd much rather get a few $ 100 bills or $ 50 bills discretely put on my stage or handed to me (and yes it has happened......OF COURSE) than having to crawl around, picking up a few hundred dollars in one dollar bills scattered all over the stage. Plus when the whole stage is covered with money it makes it difficult to dance on it. BUT on the other hand I am not going to frown when somebody does throw large quantities of money on my stage either, I will graciously accept it but like I said......I find it somehow a tacky display of how nouveau riche you are. Anyways........since Drake made the news of going into some club in North Carolina with a box of $ 50 000 that he tipped the girls with many people have voiced their opinions about this.
LIKE.......Drake, there are better ways to spend 50 K than on some strippers and like some "smart" writer Liz Braun wrote in an online article for Sun News, "Yes, yes, strippers need money, too, but it's tough to support anything that further contributes to the objectification of women. Sorry -- to the objectification of bitches and hos."
I see........strippers are bitches and hos and we do not deserve to make a living. On the other hand, women like Liz Braun that sit and write articles on their computer deserve to get large sums of money because she (Liz Braun and her kind) is educated and does not subject herself to objectification. Or maybe Drake should had donated the money to a charity instead? Like Alex Rodriguez's (A-Rod) charity for example that gave a whopping 1 % of the donations received to charitable causes. CLASSY and GENEROUS I must say!
I wonder if Liz Braun would had declined the 50 K if Drake would had dropped it in her lap? I also wonder if she wears make up, high heels and if she acts in any kind of way that would suggest that she contributes to the objectification of women? Do you Liz Braun?
First of all, Drake didn't give the 50 K to one girl, this money was distributed among several girls. So lets say as an example that 20 of the girls working that night got a share of that 50 K, $ 2 500 each. What can you do with $ 2 500? Even 50 K to me is not an astronomical sum of money. 50 K would not dramatically change my life. $ 5 MILLION would but not 50 K. Liz Braun probably thinks that strippers or bitches and hos like she puts it spend the money they make on drugs, booze, maybe some loser boyfriend, expensive handbags, clothes etc when there are people out there starving that need it better. HA HA! Let me tell you what I spend MY money on.........bills, mortgage (property in Vegas), gas, groceries, dog food, savings and investments, expenses in general........And yes once in a while I do buy myself something nice, get a facial or go on a trip and what is wrong with that? I also donate to charitable causes and have a collection going for animals in need. AND 100 % of the donations received will go to the animals, not an embarrassing meekly 1 %.
Liz Braun and people like her should focus their energy and writings on why some celebs flaunt that they can afford a $ 40 K bag as a gym bag or need to wear two really expensive watches on their wrist at a time to show off how rich they are..........lol.......talk about TACKY! If I had let's say Kim Lardassian's (Kardashian) money I would do so much good and definitely not be tacky, you can trust me on that one.
But I also don't have a sex tape out there with some celebrity that will catapult me to fame (neither would I want to) or some over zealous Mom manager (momager) pimping me out. So what that some strippers had a good night at work? GOOD FOR THEM! And good for Drake! He appreciates the ladies! Do they not deserve that or need the money because they are strippers? Do politicians in Washington DC need to make as much as they make when probably half of the time they clock in at work they sit around and yawn, check their Facebook and pick their noses and don't do anything useful at all?
I work for my money that I make in the strip club, thank you!

I did write Sun News an e mail where I told them what I think about Liz Braun and her article and I will leave a comment too. Of course they have not answered me.......you know after all, I am just a stripper bitch/ho. LOL. Oh.......little do they know........ ;-)
Read the article here

And before I end this........let me add something here about the objectification of women that apparently I as a stripper contribute to. First of all, if somebody comes into where I work and acts like an ass to me.......I will let it be known and I do NOT tolerate it. I do not need anyone's money that bad. Women dress skimpy all over the place. Does the Victoria's Secret fashion show, Sports Illustrated, The Pirelli Calendar,
the Carl's Jr commercials with women eating hamburgers while clad in small bikinis contribute to the objectification of women? YES! So do not blame it all on the strippers. Strippers are vilified while the girls walking the runway for Victoria's Secret are glorified. Why is that?



PS. NOT me in the pic.

Wednesday, March 6. 2013

Shounen Kung-fu

MY BROTHER MADE A GAME and it is now released and I think that YOU NEED to get it!!!!! 🙂

Shounen Kung-fu is all about reflexes, how fast are you in executing your kung-fu?
Tap the screen and help Wei defeat waves of enemies as they try to stop him from recovering what has been taken from his new master. Learning the rhythm of each level and enemy is crucial to acing the game and unlocking every single level.
Execute fully 3D animated kung-fu fight moves as you battle mongols, ninjas and even aliens! Complete special levels using all your might and unlock bonus levels that take you far away from the world Wei is familiar with.

Visit www.thatanimator.com or www.facebook.com/Thatanimator to see the trailer and get more information about the game!

Or click here

I had 980 people sniffing around here on my blog yesterday........wondering what I am up to. I haven't asked a whole lot from you besides keep reading and a comment now and then would be nice too. 🙂
BUT this time I am asking you to get my brothers game, he worked hard by himself and got it done and I am very proud of him!

Tuesday, March 5. 2013

Boobs

Soooooo........I did NOT get a boob job. Of course! That was only a joke, an early April fools joke kind of. :-D HA HA!
What I can say about the possibility about me getting a boob job is that I am happy with my boobs. Although I do have to admit that I do not know how I would feel about them if they looked anything different than they do now, like if I had a kid or two and let's say for some reason I would be dancing after having kids (oh the horror). Then maybe, due to the dancing I would consider getting a boob job. BUT I don't have kids and IF I would have them, I think I would put away my stripper heels for good........
I did not grow up thinking there was anything "wrong" with me unless I had a rack like the Baywatch chicks in the 90's. I worked at the clubs in Vegas where at least 60 % (my guess) if not more of the girls have boob jobs, like D cups on average. It never made me feel like I was "too small". I ❤ my boobs. Too big would definitely be an inconvenience for me and my lifestyle, although I do enjoy looking at a pair of beautiful large boobs. There is a girl that comes into the club here once in a while, she has some big amazing looking boobs. They are gorgeous and real! I am going to see if she will let me take a pic of them so I can show you all. Her boobs in a tight white tank top can cause traffic accidents. And then I have also looked at some weird looking, botched boob jobs in horror, kind of entertaining actually.......! There are girls out there who seem to think that getting some fake boobs will indeed make their life better, I have met and known these girls. Actually there is a link between implants, suicide and depression. If you are a sad person, thinking that the fake boobs will save you somehow you are only setting yourself up for disappointment. Sure you might get some extra attention from guys that will gawk at your chest when you wear a low cut or tight top........and? It takes much more than some fake boobs to keep a man interested in you, fall in love and maintain a meaningful relationship. Any girl can get attention from guys, any girl can have a one night stand, it's easy. I've been getting attention from guys since I was about 14, I'm used to it, I wave it away, it is not that important. Sure it can be fun sometimes but it can also be an unwelcome annoyance. Besides, there is so much more girls should strive for than getting attention from guys. But what we see and hear all around us, the information we get from media tells us something different, if you choose to listen to that and believe in it. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with plastic surgery, just don't think that it will make you happy and solve all your problems. If it was that simple, everybody would invest $ 5000 or so in some boobs and live happily ever after. Being happy and living a good life is more complex than that.........start with feeling happy within yourself.

You want to read a little more about what the "experts" have to say on this subject? implants

Upper Ohmer Lake

The reason I didn't write any blogs this weekend is because I went camping. I went to a cabin located at Upper Ohmer Lake. It was so nice! The cabin was built in 2004 and anyone can rent it for $ 45/night. The cabin is made out of wood, has two bunk beds, a large table, a wood burning stove and a large deck. It also comes with a boat and oars for when the snow and ice is gone from the lake. I fell in love with the stove, it was small but worked really good. The whole cabin felt so warm and cozy. A different kind of warm than central heating. Now I want a wood burning stove.

Chhaya had a great time, enjoying every minute of running around and sniffing everything. Growling at strange noises at night. Gnawing on different sticks. She even did some ice fishing for the first time.

Things that I like to do when I go camping? Play games, I always bring chess and Scrabble, sometimes Four in a Row. I eat a lot and I always listen to Coast To Coast at night, so COZY and FUN!

I love camping, hiking and hot springs. Staying in a tent is fun but I prefer a rustic cabin with a wood burning stove. I am going again in a few months. If you want to rent this cabin or a similar one in your area or somewhere else, you can do so by booking online. www.recreation.gov

Sunday, March 3. 2013

New Boobs



I am recovering from my boob job. I don't feel any pain at all, I am ecstatic and in a happy fog of pain killers. Can't wait to venture out tomorrow in a low cut top to show off my new boobs, I don't care that they are swollen, hard and covered in bandages.
Big boobs are always sexy, well at least I heard that guys think so. That must mean it is true.......right? So now I have DOUBLE D's. This means that I will make so much more money, I will soon be a multi millionaire instead of only a millionaire and I will never again be unhappy. My double D's will bring me endless fortunes and happiness. Well, I am going to drink some lemonade now, take another Vicoden and watch Sex and the City . Oh and I am going back to work as soon as I can, I can't wait to show everybody my new boobs! SEKSI!!! :-D

Friday, March 1. 2013

Sunset

Didn't February just fly by? I think so. March 1 today. Yesterday evening I could tell that there was a beautiful pink and red sunset here, I tried to get down to the beach in time to capture the sun and all the colors before it totally disappeared but I was too late. Another time. This is all I got, last sunset of February 2013.......I feel weird that time goes by so fast. Sooner than I know I am going to be 80 and remember these days.......life is such a strange journey.



So last night I went to work. If I don't make at least $ 50 each time I go on stage I get very cranky. People do not want to experience my anger so they throw lots of money when I am up, not only money, all kinds of other things too. So I decided that me and Sharon are going to start a two woman band. We are going to toot horns, one in the pink, one in the stink and look cute. There will be occasional visual effects in form of blue flames too. How can it not become a huge success? Look for us on American Idol, coming soon to your tv. The name of our band? Dirty Sanchez of course! That is what I wanted my other band to be called........see I wanted to start a band a while back with my two old roommates Mikey and Mike. Who cares that we could not play any instruments? I didn't care. I was convinced that our charisma and my crazy antics would so make up for any lack in musical talents. There is always impro - works great! Sadly Mikey and Mike were not as convinced as I was, why I do not know...... so I had to put my dream about being in a band called Dirty Sanchez on ice, until now. Me and Sharon are starting band practice next week.
Well I am in bed, getting tired. Just ate two cups of FAGE Greek yogurt with honey cause I was starving. One more thing.......I am taking a break from the blog until either Sunday evening or Monday. Do you think you can survive without me for a few days? You can always read all my old blogs, just look in the archives, there are plenty (over 1500) to keep you occupied. Why am I taking a break? Guess! Maybe I am taking some time off to get a boob job? ;-)



PS. OF COURSE I am JOKING about getting cranky if I do not make at least $ 50 each time I go on stage........Actually I get FURIOUS if I don't make at least $ 100. ;-)