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Saturday, June 8. 2013

Checking In

Hello.....thought I would check in so ya'll know that I am alive......decided to stay home instead of working. Why? Well I waited until today to wax my legs and now I have red legs. I could not resist and waxed a tiny bit on the bikini line too and that looks really red also. I could go to work but I don't want to apply any cover up on the redness and I feel lazy and kind of not in the mood. I think I am going camping tomorrow so work will have to wait until next week sometime, I am still on vacation as far as I am concerned.
Got two new books. And The Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini. I have read his two prior novels. The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns . If you like to read, pick them up. Although be warned, you will probably cry, it's painful reading. This new one was very good as well, not as sad as the other two, still sad in a thoughtful kind of way. Made me think about my life and how fast time disappears. And THAT makes ME very sad. One day I am going to be 100 and look back at my life and feel like it all went so fast, TOO FAST!
Also got and read on my trip back from Chicago, Sex, Lies and The Dirty a memoir by Nik Richie. This is the guy that started the gossip website thedirty.com The memoir basically describes how he started The Dirty, got it running and also describes him having gross sex with all kinds of girls that he continuously disrespect throughout the book until the meeting and wedding to his current wife, Shayne Lamas. I go on The Dirty sometimes. It can be entertaining but Nik is a self proclaimed judge of women and what we should look like. Personality and intelligence do not matter much in his world. You should be blonde, thin, young and have big fake boobs. If you have an ugly nose (and most noses are awful according to him) you should fix your nose before you get a boob job. After you have a boob job your looks improve automatically two points. He calls the boob job + 2's. So if a girls used to be a 6 (on Nik's 0 -10 scale) she becomes an 8 after getting + 2's. Your inner thighs must not touch. The inner thigh gap or ITG is crucial to have in order to be considered "hot". If you are over 30 and weigh over 130 lbs you are ancient and fat. And bla bla bla.......I laugh at it all, I would never take any of that crap personally. I weigh over 130 lbs and I certainly do not have a boob job and neither do I feel any kind of desire to get one. For what? Nik is making money of The Dirty. He does manage to sometime say something of substance on there, so I suspect that he is a pretty smart guy but he is painfully obsessed with only the exterior in women. What is he going to do when Shayne (his wife) gets old? I can only hope that no young girls get influenced in a negative way from reading all the crap on there. Have I ever known anybody submitted to The Dirty? Yes, one girl that I used to work at The Bush Co with but she now lives in Vegas. What they said about her was pretty spot on though......they brought up her cocaine use and the fact that she is a Mom. So good luck dancing in Vegas now is all that I have to say about that and I hope that she finally stopped drinking and drugging and got her act together for the sake of her kids.



Thursday, June 6. 2013

The Last Frontier

I am baaaaaack in the last frontier. The mosquitoes are out and hungry. I have AT LEAST ten itchy bites......if not more. I already got my latte and blueberry scone for breakfast at Coffee Roasters. Soon I am going to go and find a large outside umbrella in one of the stores. I like to be outside as much as possible when it's nice out but I don't want to burn in the sun and I need an umbrella to shade me, Chhaya does too. Then I have to wax my legs, I haven't shaved since last time I worked (over two weeks ago) and I am really hairy. It's nice! If my VAGINE would grow some teeth it would resemble a grizzly. Wait......it DOES have teeth so stay away from it! When my hair on my legs is long like it is now I like to wax it off and in between the waxing I shave. I never shave my upper legs (things) only wax. I did shave them once and I regretted that, the hair grew back coarser. I never wax the VAGINE anymore, I tried a few times and it bled. So now I stick to shaving. And now you all know how I remove my body hair. In case you were curious........ ;-)
I stopped and took some pictures on my drive home yesterday. The sun stayed out until about midnight.







I think I am going to stay home tonight and cuddle with Chhaya and do laundry. A shampoo bottle popped open in my luggage during the flight and made a mess. Going back to work tomorrow.

Landed

So it is 5 pm and I have arrived in Anchorage. I am happy that it looks nice out......I am going to grab a bite to eat and maybe browse some stores, get gas and start the drive to Kenai.
It takes about 3 hours. My Chicago trip is over and I had a good time. I don't like saying goodbye. My life is full of goodbyes because everybody I know is scattered everywhere. Not fun. πŸ˜₯
My last day in Chicago was spent with Angelica and her little sister Jay, that is a rock star btw and only 16. We found the coolest bookstore ever, Quimby's. Here are some last pics from Chicago.









Tuesday, June 4. 2013

Soaking It Up

My Chicago adventure is nearing it's end. I am soaking up as much as I can. I have to say that Chicago is a great city. ❀ ❀ ❀





In a few days I am going to make an appearance at work so they can have something nice to look at....... ;-)
And then I am going camping. I miss Chhaya like crazy now. I am going to give her sooooo many kisses when I see her. But now it is time to start my day.



Monday, June 3. 2013

Out & About

After a day of shopping yesterday and some rest it was time to put in another night at the Boom Boom Room. It was fun but not as fun as last Sunday.....I kept on yawning in between the dancing and wanted to sit down for only about ten minutes to rest my legs and my mind kept wandering to Chhaya and my nice house in Alaska. But don't get me wrong.....I still had a good time. Here are some pics from last nigh. The dj is Mark Farina, he played at many of the raves I used to go to in CA.









We were kind of done when the Boom Boom Room was over and decided to skip the afterhours after some discussion whether to go or not. I am out and about now, going to head for Michigan Ave in a little bit. The camo pants I am wearing are new, I wanted to check out the Hudson camo pants I recently saw in a fashion mag and went on a hunt for them yesterday but no luck finding them. But I found some other camo pants at Forever21 and cheap too.....only $ 25, a great find!



Sunday, June 2. 2013

Cold



What better way to spend a Sunday than shopping? Although I had to warm up first with some hot Earl Grey tea at Argo Tea and an apple tart. It's cold outside and raining, a fine misty rain. I did not dress warm enough today, maybe I'll find some cute new jeans. But I am wearing more than this girl that I saw the other day, the bad pic I took does not do her justice. Her butt was hanging out of the shorts and she had a sexy band aid on her upper thigh. The tank top she wore barely covered her bra. Very interesting......people watching is so much fun!