Martha Stewart

Today was an errand kind of day. Had to take care of lots of stuff and get my mail that had been in my PO BOX for about three weeks now. Super nice outside, I wish I could lay out and tan.....BUT the mosquitoes are multiplying and are thirsty for blood so after about a minute or two of me trying to tan they track me down and try to suck my blood. And I don't want to use DEET every day.
I also channeled my Martha Stewart side today and made my own fabric softener. I read a while ago about the toxins that are found in most fabric softeners, both the sheets and the liquid kind. Sure they smell good, that's why people buy them. But they also contain stuff like chloroform, benzyl acetate and pentane just to mention a few. Those are some chemicals linked to all kinds of bad things. So I mixed warm water, baking soda, distilled white vinegar, added a few drops of lemongrass essential oil and I am doing my fourth load of laundry as I am writing this. It seems to work well, so I probably won't be buying any more fabric softener.



I did go to work last night. And I am glad that I did because I had some great conversations with some nice and intelligent people. But I took tonight off.
I also had (another) negative encounter with a girl I work with. It is the second summer I work with her and I can't stand the cunt. She gives dancers a bad name. She doesn't like me either and she constantly glares at me and talks shit but I don't care much about that, it is actually rather funny. What I do care about is that I have to see her FUGLY face and SLORE personality for a whole summer. She is soooooo bothered by me that she has to tell guys in the club that she thinks I am ugly. She can think what she wants. At least I don't have a face that would look better with a pillow on it. I also don't have some kind of a botched surgery or lipo on my ass, so bad that she doesn't take her skirt off on stage because she knows it looks awful. What else? Oh, I don't do dirty dances and have sex with random guys for money and cars.
I rather drive my Toyota 4 Runner and stay disease free. One more thing, I would never wear the same outfit for three months without changing it. She is going on a month now, wearing a white, slowly turning gray, washed out skirt and bra, same as she wore all of last summer. With all that money she is making rubbing on guys crotches with her hands and mouth (YUCK) and promises of sex (GROSS) she should be able to afford a new skirt from WalMart to cover up her nasty looking lumpy lipo surgery ass. Yeah.....the claws are out.