Entries by TATIANA

I am so excited to finally have some real pierogis in the freezer. I went to Anchorage for a couple of days, maybe you noticed my absence from here and missed me?
Don't worry.....Tatiana withdrawals are totally normal. Just take some Xanax and chill out, I will be back at some point.
So I went to the Eastern European Deli (601 W 36) and got some potato and cheese pierogis. They did not have sour kraut pierogis, my favorite, in stock. The pierogis are made locally in Wasilla. I hope they taste good because the ones I got at Fred Meyer are awful. That is NOT pierogis. I am not going to make my own because I am too lazy and I was not paying enough attention to the recipe when my Mom would make them. I was more interested in scarfing them down.



What else did I do? Some shopping. I had a facial (pure BLISS). And I tried out a restaurant for the first time, exciting for a foodie like me. But more about that later. Chhaya is so happy to be back home, she does not like the three hour long drive to Anchorage, especially after dark. It's like playing Russian roulette in the winter, the road is really bad in some places, huge potholes. No lights lining the road, you basically drive with only your headlights to guide you, praying that no large animal will venture out on the road in front of your car. Well, small animals too for me. I don't want to hurt any animal, so I am on the lookout for rabbits and squirrels also. But we are home now. I'm going to take a shower and sleep. More from
me later.

I need to nourish my soul..... I could really feel that today. So I got a new book and a magazine with some very interesting articles. Now I only need some quality time with good friends and some spa time would be nice too.

I woke up to 40 degrees and pouring rain. The road leading up to my house is just mush and there are large puddles of water everywhere. The sun is actually out now and shining on my face, it feels good and elevated my mood. It's amazing how a bit of sun can make you feel after a few days of gray. And that was today's weather report from Kenai AK from your favorite meteorologist Tatiana.
My plans for today are......gym, vacuum, walk Chhaya and work. I have to say that work has been PATHETICALLY BAD since last Friday. I mean, it can't get any worse than this.
I'm basically making latte money. What a total waste of time, effort, gas money, mascara, lip gloss and my good looks on absolutely nothing. I KNOW that I could travel and make decent to really good money in other places but I am thinking about Chhaya. She is the only reason I am not traveling for work. And bringing her with me.....well that is not something I want to do either unless I leave for a longer period of time. Anyways.
I heard about the latest NSA spying on people news. What bullshit all of that is. And it is ONLY because Edward Snowden had some balls that we are now aware of some of the stuff that was going on. Because I highly doubt that we, the regular population, the meek masses of sheep that we are, know exactly what was and most likely still is going on. People call Edward Snowden a traitor and a whistle blower. I think he did a GOOD thing. He deserves a medal.
I like him. I feel the same way about Julian Assange. And I said this a long time ago. I'm not going to venture too far into politics now. Instead I am going to hop in my truck, drive to the gym, break a sweat, admire myself in the mirrors and work on my gluteus maximus.
Happy Friday everyone!

Here are some pics of mine and Chhaya's recent walks. We walk every day unless it's way too cold or raining.....because then Chhaya doesn't want to walk. Other than that she can wear one of her sweaters or booties if it's only a little cold. We stumbled upon a treasure while exploring around a local lake. A cash register.....I was hoping to find wads of money in it but it was frozen shut.

We all know that opinions are like buttholes, we all have one. I have many opinions about all kinds of stuff. Especially strong opinions about such things as animal rights and the low lifes that abuse animals, people that don't have any business having kids, nasty people that litter, the so called dancers (low budget hookers) that I get exposed to at work, annoying guys and idiots in general. What would life be without these things? Probably boring. So you must be very interested in my opinions and what I have to say, since you are reading this. So here is another one. This one is about the video with the two year old "thug baby." You know, the adorable two year old boy that rattles off bitch, fuck and the N-word while wearing only a diaper, getting coached by some well meaning friends of the family. Sweet!
The Mom of the two year old thug in training is 16 (or 17, I'm not exactly sure), so she probably got pregnant at 15. My advice to teenagers is to keep your legs shut or have an abortion if you get pregnant. I had sex too as a teen (close to 17) and let me tell you, looking back at it I wish I would had waited, because it wasn't anything great or earth shattering.
It would had been much better (for me at least) to wait a bit longer, mature and make better choices. I am not saying save yourself for marriage because I don't believe in that either. But try saving your virginity and those experiences for something meaningful. Teenagers should enjoy and worry about other things than having kids and attempting to raise them. Of course there are the few teens out there that became good parents but come on now, they are not common. If you happened to be that great teen parent, then good for you. Pat yourself on the shoulder because you are a rarity.
I also wonder if the 16 year old Mom is on welfare? If so, she should not be allowed to have any more kids until she gets off welfare and starts earning a living so she can provide for herself and her child. I believe in such things as population control and that people on welfare should not be allowed to breed until they can pay their own way. Yes, I know I'm a total Nazi. If I were the President things would definitely get better, you can trust me on that one.
This 16 year old Mom should be the poster child for all the zealous pro lifers and the religious folks out there that don't believe in birth control, as in what NOT to do.
I actually think that the thug baby has a bright future ahead of him, if the cards get played right immediately. After all, we live in a capitalistic and sensation crazed society where the Kartrashians get glamorized and girls like Malala Yousafzai get overlooked and quickly forgotten by the masses. Kim's huge ass is way more interesting!
I say let the thug baby and his amazing Mom go on living as they were, put a reality TV crew in the house 24/7 and they will get instant fame Honey Boo Boo style. When he is 12 years old he can hire a ghost writer and come out with an auto biography, "Thug Life". Also, Ice Cube should cast him in a new Friday movie. Thug baby can sit on a couch, rolling blunts for the homies, surrounded by thick weed smoke and swearing. Maybe Lil Wayne can take the thug baby on tour with him and then he can release his own album in a year or so. He already knows how to say the three most prominent words in many rap songs - bitch, fuck and the N-word. He just has to learn a few more......I recommend ho, bling, benz, pimpin', fat ass, pussy, some slang terms for gun and there you go!
The Mom says that her boy is smart. Of course he is, there are probably unreleased videos of him reciting his ABC's and MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech. Besides, what Mom does not think that their own kid is smart? I think that Chhaya is smarter than most people I encounter, she is my baby. Time will tell if the thug baby will grow up to be the next Steve Jobs. It is possible, Steve Jobs was actually adopted, so his beginning was rocky too.
I don't know why this video of the baby cursing has shocked the nation? I think this is the reality for many kids in this country. Getting "parented" by unfit people. Hellooooo, wake up and smell the coffee people! If you spend more time worrying about if you have enough beer, liquor, weed or other drugs at home to take you through the weekend or the evening while your kid/s are at home with you, watching your merry "partying".....instead of spending quality time with your kid/s......yes, then YOU too are a bad parent. And that is MY opinion.
I have seen plenty of that and I think it's really too bad......too bad and sad for the kids.

The average color of the universe is beige but that sounds kind of bland so it is actually called Cosmic Latte. I like that. The universe, if anything, is not bland.
I started out my day with a latte at Kaladi today. Met up with my sometimes coffee companion Marlene. We chatted away about all kinds of stuff.



Did you know that caffeine withdrawal is considered a mental disorder and is listed in the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders?
I don't get caffeine withdrawals, I just like the way my lattes taste and I like going to the coffee shop, sitting there for a while either alone or with company and drinking my lattes, it's the European in me. But if I pretend to have severe caffeine withdrawals, could I get classified as legally crazy and start collecting welfare? Maybe I don't have to work anymore!? Yeay!
When I got home I made myself and Chhaya something yummy to eat. All the left over food scraps I take out to an assigned spot in the yard, the birds and whatever other animals eat it. Better than throwing out good food.





Now I am ready for a nap. It's kind of windy outside, earlier it was snowing hard. I have to take Chhaya out in a bit but it's not going to be a long walk this evening, more like a shorter 15 minute stroll. I'm feeling strangely insane tonight, I must be having caffeine withdrawals! I can blame the caffeine withdrawals on everything now and perhaps even get away with murder.
I feel motivated to try a new sexy look at work tonight. Maybe this one would work?



I heard that some men like unstable borderline psycho women. It makes them (the men) think that they are in charge and they feel needed by the needy psycho chick, that leads to the man feeling extra macho, or something like that. I should show them psycho tonight!
A psycho they will always remember!
One more thing, it is January 14 today.....we are two weeks into the new (still) year 2014.
Soon it will be 2020. How CRAZY is that??!!