Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana was planning on working tonight but decided not to, not enough energy,
she rather go in another time when she is more motivated.
So instead she is sitting in front of the computer, Coast To Coast in the background, trying to come up with something interesting to say.
Ok, so there is a procedure that women are getting called the "Toronto Trim".
That's when you get your VAGINE worked on, basically like plastic surgery for your lower regions. Whatever! Tatiana thinks. There's no need for that unless you have something down there that makes your everyday life difficult. Or if you dance in a nude club and people look at you in absolute horror every time you spread your legs.
What about hymenoplasty, a procedure that "restores" your hymen. Tatiana feels bad for women that do it due to cultural reasons. If some guy would ask Tatiana to have hymenoplasty she would bang him over the head with her well used frying pan. BOING! And offer to perform some surgery on his privates.
Women do so much nipping and tucking, sometimes it is going to such extremes.
Are they any happier due to it? Tatiana actually recently read a study that said that women with breast implants experienced a higher rate of depression and even suicide attempts than women with no implants. Who knows how accurate that is but still......
People can do whatever they want Tatiana thinks, as long as they are not hurting another person but sometimes she just wonders. There are so many girls out there with stuff in their lips and most of the time it just looks weird. Do they notice this themselves? She just hopes they are happy, because that's basically what we all are trying to be, happy.
Oh by the way. Jenna Jameson reduced her breasts. She says she got tired of her double D's and is now a C cup. She says that she kind of regrets getting them in the first place but she felt pressured because of her occupation. Jenna actually danced at Crazy Horse Too here in Vegas before she started doing porn. She said she had a full C cup at 19, nice! Tatiana can just picture a young, cute Jenna firing up the stage at Crazy Horse Too, yummy. Julia really likes Jenna. It's her kind of gal. She even got to meet Jenna once and Jenna told Julia she was beautiful, sweet! Tatiana thinks Jenna is pretty and interesting too but in some recent pictures it looks like she had her lips done and it looks like too much. Jenna take that out!
It will be interesting to see what people will try to look like in the future. Will it be totally plastic or back to natural?

Guys often ask us if we meet a lot of assholes at work. Actually, for the most part NO. (Some exceptions apply). Tatiana usually tells them that it is her fellow co workers,
the girls that are more annoying a lot of the time.
So we just want to say THANK YOU to all of you that are reading our blog, we really do appreciate it. Spread the word! People need us!
There have been many times when we have met and talked to the nicest, coolest people. Engaged in some really interesting conversations, and it is not about the money all the rime, it is about the human interaction too.
So we want to give all of you a big hug!

We have been wanting to adopt Britney Spears for a while now. After reading about all of Britneys antics we think that she needs the knowledge and the comfort of
Tatiana & Julia. We like her a lot, a few years ago we saw her in concert here in Vegas. Tatiana loves that Britney can dance, she wants to take her to a rave and bite Britney's juicy butt. Then they can dance the night away, challenging each other with some funky moves. Julia and Britney can discover new lollipop flavors together, both of them are rarely seen without a lollipop hanging out of their mouth.
We can help her perfect her lap dancing technique, since she seems to have an appreciation for strippers. We can keep Britney company and go shopping together, we all have similar taste in clothes. Then we can try to make sense of what is bothering her lately and solve the problem. If Britney would hang out with us she would do so much better. Britney YOU NEED US!

Tatiana has a crush, the object of her desire is Ellen DeGeneres. Tatiana thinks that Ellen is so smart, cute, funny and she has a nice smile. She thinks they would have a great time together. Ellen should put Portia on the back burner and see what it is like to hang with Tatiana for a while.
Tatiana pictures her and Ellen at some dance floor somewhere, sweating and grinding up a storm. She sees them at a strip club throwing dollar bills at the dancers. She also fantasizes about giving Ellen a romp with her in the VIP room, guaranteed steamy!
Or how about a long intellectual discussion over a romantic dinner at Joel Robuchon?
Or maybe even a romantic walk on a beautiful beach? Some intense make out sessions....yum....Tatiana is certain that Ellen would love her if she only met her.
Ellen forget about Portia, you need Tatiana!

There are a few beauty salons in Las Vegas that now offer the appealing service of bleaching a persons butt hole back to it's fresh youthful color. Anal bleaching.
There are certainly some girls that Tatiana has worked with in the past and presently that are in need this procedure. Tatiana is planning on putting up an ad about anal bleaching at Sapphire so maybe some of the dancers feel inspired to go and get it done.
If a girl insists on doing the face down, ass up doggy style position on stage while clad only in a very small g string and she has a really dark butt hole area that shines in everybody's face, she needs to go and get it bleached! If the color off the butt hole doesn't match up too well with the rest of the skin it just looks gross and weird Tatiana thinks. Or just don't do the doggy on stage, spare your fellow human beings the sight of your butt hole. Cover up, wear larger panties, something!
Tatiana even had the pleasure of once working with a girl that would do the doggy and she had a big, juicy hemorrhoid hanging out of her ass. VERY NICE! That was just so funny to watch. Tatiana thinks back at this with pleasure.
Yes, Tatiana has worked with more than a handful totally clueless girls but there will be more blogs about that. Stay tuned!

Tatiana has many opinions about a lot. She loves to care about more than just herself and superficial things. She loves to discuss about all kinds of subjects with intelligent people and she hopes to expand her mind and knowledge more. Tatiana pities women who's main occupation is their looks.
One thing she has been thinking about lately is why do people need more than one or two children nowadays? The world has reached over 6.6 billion, we are short on resources, there's pollution, war, people don't have enough to eat. The list goes on and on. When Tatiana hears about families that have or want to have a lot of children she thinks they are being selfish.
Tatiana does not have any kids besides her dog Chhaya. She does not have any plans to have kids, maybe one day it will happen if she will be prepared for Motherhood properly, the biggest responsibility a person can have. It is not even necessary for her to squeeze one out herself, why not adopt a child that needs a parent?
Nowadays having children is a privilege, not just a right. There are so many people out there that have children when they really can't afford to, or they don't take care of them properly. Why? Selfish, uneducated maybe. Tatiana thinks that people should have to obtain a license to have children. They need to somehow prove that they can be responsible and good parents before they reproduce.
Kudos to Margaret Sanger a woman (no longer here) and activist that thought women should be able to decide on when and how many children they wanted. Her work led to the formation of what now is Planned Parenthood and she helped organize the first World Population Conference in 1927.
Tatiana hopes that one day she can contribute to something meaningful and positive in this world.