Welcome to Chaos !!

Last night, Tatiana went to LAX, the latest addition to the plethora of nightclubs here in Vegas. It is located inside the Luxor, in case you want to go.
The first very annoying thing was the line, tons of people wanted to get inside.
Tatiana arrived a little after midnight and had to suffer in line for well over one hour. She can't recall the last time she stood in line that long to get into a club. Tatiana decided to go to LAX because of Bob Sinclar, the featured dj that night, many of his songs are very good and Tatiana was curious about him.
Once inside she quickly realized that the club was way too crowded with drunk annoying "people", baboons, stumbling around with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, showing and pushing everybody in their way. Low class and incredibly annoying! Tatiana much rather party at a club with the majority of the people on drugs than drunks, so much more pleasant!
The club reminded her of an opera house, dark red velvet decor and crystal chandeliers. Nice indeed but the rest was not up to par for Tatiana's taste.
The dance floor was sectioned off by VIP ropes and was guarded by rabid bouncers that took their job way too seriously. Tatiana doubts that the border between West and East Germany was patrolled this well. What's up with "VIP" and BS bottle service anyway? Oh, how Tatiana is looking forward to upcoming Monster Massive! Now that's FUN!
She tried to dance but kept on getting elbowed or showed constantly, only tolerable if you are drunk yourself.
Even Bob Sinclar was a disappointment. He did play World, Hold On and that song is super good, just listen to the lyrics! Masterpiece! But most of the selection was too mainstream, maybe he spins better tunes elsewhere. Probably. He was very cute though! Another thing is that he had an entourage with him in the dj booth that he paid too much attention too, instead of reading the crowd. And he had a guy on the microphone that kept on shouting out stupid things. One of the worst dj performances Tatiana has witnessed. And she is quite a connoisseur! For your info she has been clubbing since the tender age of 13. Bob, if you read this, Tatiana still loves you, because she know you can do better than last night. You can come and show her your talents at her decks at her house anytime.
So what's the conclusion? LAX is good for tourists but Tatiana will probably not go there again, unless they bring in Danny Tenaglia or someone else that she won't be able to resist.

During a lazy afternoon of tv watching Tatiana saw a really good commercial. It was a commercial to make people aware not to throw their personal litter out on the streets here in Vegas. Tatiana thought it was so good she called the number that appeared at the bottom of the screen. The phone was answered by a lady at the Regional Flood Control office. Tatiana asked who was responsible for the commercial she had just witnessed. The lady sounded apprehensive at first but after hearing Tatiana's positive remarks she got happy and asked her to to record this on another persons voice mail. So Tatiana did.
Yes, Tatiana really dislikes littering. It shows no respect for yourself, other people and the environment. Hopefully more and more people will become aware and responsible and pick up after themselves. This includes the littering of cigarette butts, gross, or chewing gum which can be mistaken for food by a poor bird. Think about it!
Tatiana is going to learn more about what she can do to make her ecological footprint less noticeable. And so should you!
Go to www.myfootprint.org to see how YOU contribute to damaging our planet and to learn what you can do to improve the situation.
Caring about the environment is definitely DA NANG!



Photo by KANE.

Tatiana was planning on working tonight but decided not to, not enough energy,
she rather go in another time when she is more motivated.
So instead she is sitting in front of the computer, Coast To Coast in the background, trying to come up with something interesting to say.
Ok, so there is a procedure that women are getting called the "Toronto Trim".
That's when you get your VAGINE worked on, basically like plastic surgery for your lower regions. Whatever! Tatiana thinks. There's no need for that unless you have something down there that makes your everyday life difficult. Or if you dance in a nude club and people look at you in absolute horror every time you spread your legs.
What about hymenoplasty, a procedure that "restores" your hymen. Tatiana feels bad for women that do it due to cultural reasons. If some guy would ask Tatiana to have hymenoplasty she would bang him over the head with her well used frying pan. BOING! And offer to perform some surgery on his privates.
Women do so much nipping and tucking, sometimes it is going to such extremes.
Are they any happier due to it? Tatiana actually recently read a study that said that women with breast implants experienced a higher rate of depression and even suicide attempts than women with no implants. Who knows how accurate that is but still......
People can do whatever they want Tatiana thinks, as long as they are not hurting another person but sometimes she just wonders. There are so many girls out there with stuff in their lips and most of the time it just looks weird. Do they notice this themselves? She just hopes they are happy, because that's basically what we all are trying to be, happy.
Oh by the way. Jenna Jameson reduced her breasts. She says she got tired of her double D's and is now a C cup. She says that she kind of regrets getting them in the first place but she felt pressured because of her occupation. Jenna actually danced at Crazy Horse Too here in Vegas before she started doing porn. She said she had a full C cup at 19, nice! Tatiana can just picture a young, cute Jenna firing up the stage at Crazy Horse Too, yummy. Julia really likes Jenna. It's her kind of gal. She even got to meet Jenna once and Jenna told Julia she was beautiful, sweet! Tatiana thinks Jenna is pretty and interesting too but in some recent pictures it looks like she had her lips done and it looks like too much. Jenna take that out!
It will be interesting to see what people will try to look like in the future. Will it be totally plastic or back to natural?

Guys often ask us if we meet a lot of assholes at work. Actually, for the most part NO. (Some exceptions apply). Tatiana usually tells them that it is her fellow co workers,
the girls that are more annoying a lot of the time.
So we just want to say THANK YOU to all of you that are reading our blog, we really do appreciate it. Spread the word! People need us!
There have been many times when we have met and talked to the nicest, coolest people. Engaged in some really interesting conversations, and it is not about the money all the rime, it is about the human interaction too.
So we want to give all of you a big hug!

We have been wanting to adopt Britney Spears for a while now. After reading about all of Britneys antics we think that she needs the knowledge and the comfort of
Tatiana & Julia. We like her a lot, a few years ago we saw her in concert here in Vegas. Tatiana loves that Britney can dance, she wants to take her to a rave and bite Britney's juicy butt. Then they can dance the night away, challenging each other with some funky moves. Julia and Britney can discover new lollipop flavors together, both of them are rarely seen without a lollipop hanging out of their mouth.
We can help her perfect her lap dancing technique, since she seems to have an appreciation for strippers. We can keep Britney company and go shopping together, we all have similar taste in clothes. Then we can try to make sense of what is bothering her lately and solve the problem. If Britney would hang out with us she would do so much better. Britney YOU NEED US!

Tatiana has a crush, the object of her desire is Ellen DeGeneres. Tatiana thinks that Ellen is so smart, cute, funny and she has a nice smile. She thinks they would have a great time together. Ellen should put Portia on the back burner and see what it is like to hang with Tatiana for a while.
Tatiana pictures her and Ellen at some dance floor somewhere, sweating and grinding up a storm. She sees them at a strip club throwing dollar bills at the dancers. She also fantasizes about giving Ellen a romp with her in the VIP room, guaranteed steamy!
Or how about a long intellectual discussion over a romantic dinner at Joel Robuchon?
Or maybe even a romantic walk on a beautiful beach? Some intense make out sessions....yum....Tatiana is certain that Ellen would love her if she only met her.
Ellen forget about Portia, you need Tatiana!