LAX, the new club in Las Vegas

Last night, Tatiana went to LAX, the latest addition to the plethora of nightclubs here in Vegas. It is located inside the Luxor, in case you want to go.
The first very annoying thing was the line, tons of people wanted to get inside.
Tatiana arrived a little after midnight and had to suffer in line for well over one hour. She can't recall the last time she stood in line that long to get into a club. Tatiana decided to go to LAX because of Bob Sinclar, the featured dj that night, many of his songs are very good and Tatiana was curious about him.
Once inside she quickly realized that the club was way too crowded with drunk annoying "people", baboons, stumbling around with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, showing and pushing everybody in their way. Low class and incredibly annoying! Tatiana much rather party at a club with the majority of the people on drugs than drunks, so much more pleasant!
The club reminded her of an opera house, dark red velvet decor and crystal chandeliers. Nice indeed but the rest was not up to par for Tatiana's taste.
The dance floor was sectioned off by VIP ropes and was guarded by rabid bouncers that took their job way too seriously. Tatiana doubts that the border between West and East Germany was patrolled this well. What's up with "VIP" and BS bottle service anyway? Oh, how Tatiana is looking forward to upcoming Monster Massive! Now that's FUN!
She tried to dance but kept on getting elbowed or showed constantly, only tolerable if you are drunk yourself.
Even Bob Sinclar was a disappointment. He did play World, Hold On and that song is super good, just listen to the lyrics! Masterpiece! But most of the selection was too mainstream, maybe he spins better tunes elsewhere. Probably. He was very cute though! Another thing is that he had an entourage with him in the dj booth that he paid too much attention too, instead of reading the crowd. And he had a guy on the microphone that kept on shouting out stupid things. One of the worst dj performances Tatiana has witnessed. And she is quite a connoisseur! For your info she has been clubbing since the tender age of 13. Bob, if you read this, Tatiana still loves you, because she know you can do better than last night. You can come and show her your talents at her decks at her house anytime.
So what's the conclusion? LAX is good for tourists but Tatiana will probably not go there again, unless they bring in Danny Tenaglia or someone else that she won't be able to resist.