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Last night was Tatiana's new best friend Sonja's last night in Alaska. Tatiana met Sonja this summer at the club and liked her a lot. But time has come for Sonja to go back home to California for an exciting, new life. Tatiana will surely miss Sonja......she will visit her in California soon.
The girls decided on going to Maxines in Girdwood for dinner, one of Tatiana's favorite places. It turned out that Maxines was closed so they went to The Double Musky instead. Tatiana had heard about it, it is a rather well known place. It was packed, because as Tatiana predicted, people were spending their dividend money on dinners. Tatiana had the jambalaya and Sonja had a huge steak. It was good. The leftovers were brought back to Chhaya.
And the best part was probably that they saw a black bear walking down the road right in front of the restaurant, Tatiana's first bear in freedom sighting. It was really cute, like a big dog. It's kind of fun that you can see bear and moose walking around the neighborhood in Alaska.
Now Tatiana wants to see a wolf.

So today many Alaskans are getting their personal dividend fund money. That's right, it is an Alaskan Holiday! This year it is a nice amount and many will spend it on things like a new tv, dinner at The Double Musky, fishing equipment etc. And many will spend it on the girls at The Bush. That's probably the best way to spend the dividend fund, Tatiana thinks. A dance from Tatiana is like therapy, you will immediately feel better and that feeling will be long lasting. Tatiana will put a smile on your face and erase any problems from your life, at least temporary. Instant happiness and bliss!
So cash that check, stuff it in your wallet and come in to The Bush tonight. Tatiana and the girls are waiting for YOU!
XOXO

It was this past Tuesday and around midnight at work. Tatiana was trotting around looking extra tasty, looking for prey when a blonde girl walks up to her, asking for a dance. Tatiana sits down for a little chat and this very pretty, blonde, lithe girl precedes to tell Tatiana that she saw her 4 months ago, on stage. And that she remembered Tatiana because she had played TECHNO and wore a KANDI bracelet! That was SO cute of her to say and Tatiana was very flattered........The cuties name was Amber, and she was a raver too! She was planning on going to Freakfest in Seattle for Halloween whereas Tatiana is planning for Monster Massive, of course! And yes, Tatiana danced for Amber and it was great.....
Tatiana has the best costume planned for this year but she won't disclose it yet but there will be pics up eventually for all of you to admire......

YOU NEED TATIANA!!!!!!!

Tatiana planned on going to work at The Great Alaskan Bush Company tonight because she knows that there must be so many men that are really missing her by now.
But Tatiana is having a "feeling fat and somewhat ugly" day and that means she needs to go jogging tomorrow and to the gym on Saturday and then she will be fit and perfect again.
So she spent the day reading, cleaning, took a long walk with Chhaya and thinking about Jennifer Aniston.
Everybody feels so sorry for her because she got dumped by that wuss Brad and now recently by the creepy John Mayer. She is "of a certain age" and wants a husband and children. O wey, people feel for this woman!
WTF! If Tatiana had Jennifer's MILLIONS, this woman is RICH, she would be so happy and content with life, the last thing on her mind would be to try to find some guy to drag to the altar.
If Tatiana really wanted a kid or a few of them she would adopt. Why go through the pain and VAGINE tearing to squeeze a baby out when you can adopt a child in need of care? It should be Jennifer's duty to share those millions with people in need, instead she is worrying about yoga sessions and why she can't find a guy.
WHO CARES about that bs when you can get a backpack and travel the whole world and see and learn things and help other people? Or open up an animal sanctuary?
DO SOMETHING GOOD?
Tatiana does not feel a bit sorry for Jennifer, she thinks this chick has everything and she is using it to do absolutely nothing of worth, that's probably why that wuss Brad left her. He felt he had a duty to do besides sit and rot in Malibu.
If you have some money, thousands, millions whatever and you need to dump some, go dump it on Tatiana. She can assure you this will be a good investment on you part. This money will not only make her happy, it will do good for others that are hungry, cold, sad etc.
Share the wealth!

If you were at The Bush this past week, searching for Tatiana, you probably got disappointed because she wasn't there........Don't worry, she will be back, soon!
Tatiana went on a road trip. And now she is back. It is never fun to be back to reality from road trips but that's life for now.
It was a great and fun trip! Tatiana spent one evening at the Alaska State Fair in Palmer before heading for Chena and Manley hot springs. The hot springs were really nice.
She also thought about going to Circle hot springs but is saving that for another time.
She also visited Talkeetna, Nenana and some other places on the road and spent a few days in Fairbanks where it was sunny and warm!
Alaska is beautiful. Tatiana hasn't seen enough of it yet.
But now it's time to entertain all her current and future fans at The Bush for a while........