Welcome to Chaos !!

So what's new in the "celebrity" world? Tatiana knows you are just dying to find out. Hmmmmmm, ok here we go.......
Hot, naughty sexpot Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys. Proud Papa is Tito Ortiz, big muscle guy and UFC fighter. When Jenna was asked if she would let her daughter, if she ever has one, do porn, she answered that she would lock her up in the closet. Wonder if she would lock up her boys if they wanted to do porn? Still, Tatiana likes Jenna. Go Jenna!
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up. Again. Hopefully for good this time. He is just creepy Tatiana thinks. Really big head. Ben Affleck too has a big head and is creepy. But what do women see in John Mayer? Tatiana doesn't see it at all. He is just not that cute. Or anything else for that matter. Jennifer Aniston is better off without him. Being alone is better than being with him.
Britney is on tour, the tour is called "Circus", just like her latest album. Britney looks fantastic! Tatiana LOVES Britney!
Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still fighting and loving each other. Awesomely dysfunctional. They are great, Tatiana would like to go clubbing with them. Maybe next time she is in LA.
Madonna and her new boyfriend Jesus. Funny name combo here. Jesus and Madonna. Match made in Heaven. So what that she is 50 and he is 22? Nobody is saying anything when an old geezer is stepping out with a hot, young girl. Hypocrites! Get with the times, it's 2009 you fogbones!
Rihanna and Chris Brown abuse scandal. Ok, Tatiana feels for Rihanna. It's not easy to get out of a relationship when you think you love somebody, even when there is abuse involved. Chris Brown looks just like a chimp whereas Rihanna is super pretty. And chimps are violent, remember? Tatiana would be angry too if her bf had an affair with his much older manager. Rihanna is the prettiest girl he will ever have.
The Octomom. Disgusting. She looks grotesque and swollen. And if she has more kids Tatiana will petition so that lady will be forced to have her tubes tied. 14 kids, what was she thinking? Oh, that's right......she wasn't.
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are not getting married after all. No, say it ain't so! Really? Sarah was just talking about a wedding while out on the campaign trail so she would not lose face. If they really wanted to get married they would had done so before Bristol squeezed Tripp out. Btw Tatiana heard a rumor months ago that little Levi was providing OxyContins in his high school. Don't know if there's any truth to that. But his Mom is currently awaiting trial on drug charges. Coincidence?
And who still wants Sarah for a potential president in four years? Oh, horrific thought! Tatiana is way better equipped for presidency than Sarah.
Vote for Tatiana NOW!!!

My friend Amber went to the animal shelter yesterday and rescued an adult male pitbull. To me, that makes her an angel. Rescuing a dog is a very nice thing to do. He is such a cutie! And he looks a lot like Chhaya, he is a blue nose too. Maybe they can become good friends?

Sitting at Kennedys house, watching Twilight..........mmmmmmmm........... Fantasizing about steamy hot make out sessions with sexy vampire boys.
Tatiana and Kennedy NEEDS!!!
Actually, the sequel to Twilight, New Moon, is being filmed in Vancouver right now. Tatiana is seriously thinking about packing a suitcase and going down there for a few weeks. She wants to run into Edward/Robert and hopefully make out with him. Maybe Kennedy can come with her?

Tatiana came across some news recently that little Sasha Obama brought her Ugly Doll to school. And supposedly a new trend was born.
Well, hold on now! Tatiana think it is great that little Sasha likes Ugly Dolls because they are supercute! BUT Tatiana was there first! Tatiana took her first Ugly Doll clipped to her Hello Kitty backpack to Monster Massive in 2006. Ugly Doll had a great night that night, he danced with many people, got lots of attention, good times! After that Tatiana got some more Ugly Dolls, the first Ugly Doll needed friends to accompany him to other raves. She has a big pink one laying on her bed in Las Vegas. And a few more small ones.
So before New York Times writes about who started the Ugly Doll trend.......they need to do their research better! Tatiana was definitely one of the first walking down that avenue. Tatiana has a knack for finding new things. Ugly Doll is just one of them...........

Sunday night around 9 pm here and Tatiana is at Kennedys house with Chhaya. Chhaya loves visiting Kennedy. They just ate some delicious quinoa tacos and had some tarts for dessert. Food is fun! Desserts even more fun.
It is Monday tomorrow but Tatiana rather it not be. She has a few things she needs to take care of this week that she had been putting off. Tatiana can be really good, or rather really bad, at procrastinating. She can put things off though she knows very well it would be in her best interest to get them done. So hopefully this coming week she will get some of the stuff taken care of. Bleh........
While writing this, Tatiana is also doing her laundry next door.

You are dying to know about the vagine hair design, right?
Well, as soon as the laundry is done, Tatiana and Kennedy are going to put down a pink sheet on the living room floor and get to work. Tatiana is tempted to try a new design down there, instead of the conventional cropped landing strip. How about a bright pink heart? That would be cute Tatiana thinks. Or a star?
Kennedy is not sure what she wants yet. A purple lightning bolt? Or a propeller, since she loves aviation so much!? The excitement regarding the designs is building up. Maybe this can become a new career? We can travel around the country designing vagines!
Who said girls that work together at the club don't get along? Tatiana and Kennedy get along great.
So now you need to make sure you come in to The Bush asap to inspect the new designs!

It is Saturday night, Tatiana should be at work right now but she worked every night this week since Monday and when it got to be around 6 pm today she just felt too unmotivated for work tonight. She is staying in. Catching up on VH1 and reading. And telling you about the life of Tatiana.
Earlier today, Tatiana met up with Kennedy. They were planning on going to Simon & Seafort's because they were both craving raspberry iced teas with fresh raspberries in the glass, sooooooo refreshing and good! But they were early and the place was still closed so they went to Snow City cafe instead. The iced teas will have to wait until another day.
Tatiana also went to Two Fish Gallery, it is a really cute jewelry place, she wants a new ring. Noooooo, not a diamond ring! It's a silver ring and the stone will be either pink, blue or green. Tatiana has not made up her mind yet.
A few days ago, Tatiana and Chhaya went to Eagle River Nature Center. They walked the Albert Loop trail, very nice. They will go back for sure! They both need this kind of stuff. Tatiana also picked up a vacuum for cheap in Eagle River. Found it on craigslist.
Her place needs to be vacuumed and the laundry is piling up......... Do you want to do Tatianas laundry?
No gym this week, just some long walks with Chhaya. It is warming up in Alaska and the sun is staying up longer, much needed.
Hmmmmm, what else did Tatiana do this week? She gets this question a lot. So here it goes in no particular order.....
Shower, shave, wash hair. Starbucks. Subway, foot long veggie baby! Walk Chhaya. Cuddle with Chhaya. Feed Chhaya. Post office. Write bills. Meet Kennedy. Fred Meyer for some groceries. Pet Zoo for dog food. Read books. Sleeeeeep, love to sleep.
Tomorrow though.......! Tatiana and Kennedy are meeting up, probably not for a bikini pillow fight this time. Tatiana is going to suggest that they design each others hair, down there. Tatiana is thinking about a new cute design for Spring, maybe some color too, pink and bright yellow?
Yes, there will be a report about it here. So keep reading!