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Is hilarious Tatiana thinks! How funny is that show and what genius comes up with it Tatiana wonders? LOL!!!
Actually Tatiana thinks that SHE should get a part, she can either be a dancer that gets in some kind of a trouble or she can be like an apprentice cop. It would be great! And the show would gain new fans, all of Tatianas fans would tune in!

Tatiana would be really happy if you could get this for her!
She used to have one but it got STOLEN. : (
By some crackheads she suspects, but anyhow.....it's gone and Tatiana remained sad.
You get? Hurry!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150335790727&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:US:1123

XOXO
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HEJ means Hello/Hi in Swedish.
Tatiana has been pretty much busy all day today, since 8 30 this morning. In stripper time, that is an ungodly hour, unless Tatiana is out dancing and is just leaving the party to go to another party or going home. She needed to take care of lots of things today and accomplished quite a bit. Like her taxes. Tatiana heard that paying taxes is against The Constitution, is that so? If you have any info about this or if you live by it, e mail Tatiana with the info please.
Regarding taxes......some of Tatiana's thoughts are....... Ok if the money is used to pay for things that pretty much all of us use like roads, streets, public transportation (it's a good thing), parks, schools and free healthcare for everyone! Tatiana is not ok to fund wars and bailouts and The Octomom- she didn't make the choice to go to war, if anything she wishes there were no wars. Remember, Tatiana grew up in Sweden, pretty much free healthcare, unless you go for some kind of a plastic surgery, then you pay out of pocket, for example boob implants. Did Tatiana suffer terribly by growing up in Sweden, this "scary, socialist country" where people can get free higher education and not worry about hospital bills of they break a leg or get cancer? Hardly. Like, who gets sick on purpose or breaks a limb on purpose anyway? Not many. But since Tatiana considers herself a Global Citizen, she left Sweden to experience the world. The world needed Tatiana's presence and boobs! But she tries to go back and visit Sweden every so often.

Speaking of Sweden. Today Tatiana saw a commercial with Conan O'Brien, she loves Conan, he is so funny and so very cute. He has a great commercial out, and yes........Sweden is mentioned in it.
You should see it too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HazUvFXY2X4

Hej Hej!

Again, The New Yorker made a mistake. But as always, Tatiana is here to correct the mistakes made. It is good that YOU know Tatiana, how else would you be able to find out what's really going on?
Tatiana LOVES House music, basically electronica, Techno, but especially House. Oh yumminess! House has been around for a long time and according to The New Yorker it was kind of gone (???) but is now back due to songs like Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" and Kanye West's "Flashing Lights". Seriously? First of all, House never left and probably never will. It was just not "trendy" to go to raves and clubs that played this kind of music and it was more of an underground movement. Which is good by the way! It has been more trendy to go to lame ass clubs, like all the big clubs in Las Vegas for example, meat market atmosphere, full off annoying drunks, sipping on some spiffy drinks while listening to the latest top 40. If posing and trying to look important while texting on a cell is fun, then go to a club. And stay there please!
But if you want to enjoy life and dance your ass off, not worrying about anything else, then welcome to Tatianas kind of party.
She has been going to her raves for years now. Not only her. Monster Massive, Together As One, Electric Daisy Carnival are raves/parties that attract thousands of electronica music fans yearly, we are talking numbers like 20 000 - 40 000, at one party. And Tatiana can almost guarantee that most of the attendees would not be there unless there was House and Techno pumping out of the speakers. The best time, EVER.
Back to Lady Gaga and Kanye, these songs mentioned are hardly even close to House music, more pop. The use of a synthesizer doesn't make a song a House song. Tatiana likes Lady Gaga, she is refreshing but she wouldn't go as far as calling the songs she has heard from her to fit in the House music category.

Another thing that kind of fits in here. Paris Hilton had some commotion at a club recently. She went to a club during Winter Music Conference in Miami, a yearly electronica music event that draws some of the best dj's in the world. She probably forgot that she was attending a club were top 40 was not going to be played, she is confused and somewhat dumb, we all know that. She decided to go up to the dj and started telling him to change the music, she was getting "a migraine" supposedly. Whatever, leave then you dumb cow! The dj, Steve Angello, a guy from Sweden, probably thought she was notally nuts, which she is. A scuffle occurred, I hope he sues her ass. Steve knows how to dj, Tatiana is a witness to that. Paris needs to shut up and get busy with working on her tan and take care of her pets instead of bothering people that are trying to enjoy themselves.

The ashes from the happy Alaska volcano are under control, life is back to normal for now. Tatiana did some errands today and ate lots of food.
Enjoy the pic capturing Together As One, a great event.

So Tatiana just thought of something that happened at work last night while she was on the stage. We dance two songs on the stage, in case you don't know.
There was this obnoxious and to put in mildly, not attractive woman sitting at the stage. Pulling down her shirt to show the whole club that she had two dollars stuck inside her fat cleavage. Thinking that Tatiana would go and dig those dollars up with her perfectly glossed lips. First of all, Tatiana does not take dollars in her mouth. That is yucky and totally passe. Maybe that was hot in the early 90's. Not anymore.
We get this a lot. Women that come in to the club and think that we, the dancers, should be all over them, wanting to make out with them and feel them up just because they are women in the stripclub. Um, NO.
Then the lady, removed the dollars from her sweaty cleavage and started waving them around in the air, making sexy faces at Tatiana and putting her hand inside the stage. Creepy. Tatiana can be mean at times, and she will ignore any stupid behavior. Had this lady been more normal, Tatiana would had payed her attention. Besides, there was a nice guy at the stage tipping four 20's and a 5, that was more interesting plus all the other guys sitting there.
Tatiana sees naked girls all the time, if she was going to make out with a girl she would make out with a HOT girl. Like Britney (Spears that is), or Megan Fox or Gisele.

Here is a pic of Gisele Bundchen. Tatiana likes pretty, modely looking girls, pretty from head to toe.

Well, it finally happened........not that Tatiana is thrilled about it or anything...... but the ashes from Mount Redoubt's eruptions finally blew to Anchorage.
Tatianas day started off normal, she got up early to get a pedicure. Her toenails were getting way too long. Though last night somebody admired Tatianas feet and called them "high society feet". LOL.
After the pedi, color pick grey sparkly steele in case you are curious, Tatiana went to eat at Middle Way Cafe, very good as always. Then a quick stop at the mall to pick up something from the MAC counter. After that Tatiana took Chhaya out for a walk. Then she got ready for work........
Pulling in to the parking lot she saw that there were no cars outside the club, a note on the door said that the club was closed due to the ashes from the volcano. Oh no! Tatiana shaved and lotioned up for nothing! No work tonight.......
So then Tatiana decided to go and get some groceries because who knows how long these ashes will lay around. You're not even supposed to be driving around.
BAH! Annoying!
Tatiana is spending the night at home, tv, ice cream, chips, cookies, tea and Chhaya.