Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana thinks Twitter is kind of lame. Just to throw out a bunch of meaningless sentences randomly to the masses, like who cares?
That' why Tatiana doesn't write blogs every day, there needs to be some kind of substance in a blog, even if only a little.
So no,Tatiana doesn't tweet. It's lame. If you do - that's fine, Tatiana doesn't.

So what's new in your life lately? Here in Anchorage, it is still sunny, sunny is wonderful. Tatiana has been occupying herself with laundry the last few hours, she lets her laundry pile up before she reluctantly does it. Tatiana needs a boy maid in a skimpy outfit. Send your resume.
Earlier, Tatiana met up with Kennedy and Ireland for some avocado sandwiches at Middle Way Cafe, super yummy those sandwiches.
Later today Tatiana will do some errands and take Chhaya out.
Besides things like these, it' been work. A few trips down to Soldotna, one coming up.
Tatiana has found a new appreciation for Ford trucks, they are great, they are her new hobby.
More from Tatiana when she is having another moment of inspiration.

And it is sooooooo good! Tatiana is super excited! Hernan Cattaneo, TV Rock, Murk - this will be GOOD, DARK AND EVIL. Perfect!
Are you curious about Monster Massive? Do you NEED? You probably do! It's good for you. Almost as good as a dance from Tatiana.
www.monstermassive.com

And here's one of Tatianas favorite songs. Sexy. Enjoy!

Tatiana looooooveeeees Kate Moss! She has such a gorgeous face. Exquisitely photogenic. Tatiana loves fashion, models and the catwalk. The art of photography. It is just something about it all that draws her in.
Like right now Tatiana is so lusting after the thigh high, incredibly sexy and just drop dead gorgeous Rodarte boots by Nicholas Kirkwood. These boots are so hot they should be illegal! Tatiana predict thigh high boots to be the big trend for fall.
Or some super sexy black leather leggings with zippers? Tatiana loves leggings.
Juicy hand bags! Bebe leather legwarmers! Free People harness suspender! So bad!
Tatiana could totally spend, spend, spend on fashion and Hello Kitty accessories.
Then there is the Tatiana that just wants to be walking around naked in flip flops. Well.......not naked, just kidding, but flip flops (preferably pink), cute jeans and a cute tank top. Tatiana thinks it is good to be versatile. There's a way to be in Alaska and a way to be at Monster Massive. It makes life interesting.

Check out the boots! Warning! Orgasm inducing!
http://www.elle.com/Entertainment/Cover-Shoots/Miley-Cyrus2/Miley-Cyrus-Cover-Shoot

And look at that face! XOXO to Kate from Tatiana.

Does Tatiana love looking at herself in the mirror? Oh yes! She loves pictures of herself (if they are good, she is picky with her pictures). She is sooooooo vain, totally narcissistic.
What else can be expected? Tatiana is a Perfect Polish Princess with some Super Sweet Swedish mixed in, a great combo. She is like that ice cream you get at Stone Cold Creamery - the ultimate mix.
Seriously though, Tatiana has good days and bad days. Sometimes she is on top and looks it and sometimes she is tired and looks it. Peoples compliments usually go in one ear and out the other, she has been hearing those since she was 14. What Tatiana notices is if the other person pays attention and puts in some effort. Action speaks louder than words, so true.
But yes, it's nice to get compliments but Tatiana doesn't get carried away by them. After all, she looks at herself all day long. It is very nice! YES!
Here are some Tatiana pics. You will like!
In one of them, Tatiana with a can of bear spray, the only thing that will keep the men off her. It's tough being Tatiana. And the others, self portraits from the dressing room at work.
XOXO

Tatiana thinks this blog needs more stuff about Chhaya..........Tatiana's best friend.
Chhaya is four, she was born in Las Vegas in a Mexican family. Her first name was Bala, which means bullet. Tatiana thought about it and renamed the puppy Chhaya. When Tatiana got Chhaya she was 11 lbs, she is about 72 lbs now.
Chhaya's best friend lives in Las Vegas, her name is Honey and she is a Rottweiler. She lives with Tatiana's friend Angelica, another Polish Princess.
Chhaya is well traveled, she has been to California several times, she loves running around on the beach in Malibu. She has also been to New Mexico, Denver and she came all the way up to Alaska with Tatiana. She spent her first birthday in Solvang California, the Scandinavian village.
Since Tatiana loves Chhaya so much she has given her many names........Chhaya knows all of them. Because she is very intelligent. Tatiana can't really explain the reason and meaning for all these names, they just fit. Here are some......Stingy, Kroiki, Gina, Gini, Ginelet, Bundini, Kai Kai, Nakaina, The Mama, Mamelette, Knuda. And Chhaya is also a Food Crawler........meaning she will sneak up on you when you eat and stare you down until you give her some food. Her Food Crawler name is Kajuk Nilchina, there are native Alaskan legends about this Food Crawler.
When Tatiana means serious business with Chhaya she will speak to her in Polish. But Chhaya is usually very well behaved. Her favorite games are tug (she is super strong) and she also loves playing search.
Chhaya is a super good cuddler and gives lots of kisses. And she smells really good. She is very protective of Tatiana, she is a pitbull after all.
You might think Tatiana is crazy to love this dog so much and yes, Tatiana is crazy - totally insane, that's why YOU love Tatiana so much. But really, this is no crazier than when people show off their boring baby pics and go on and on about their special children. At least Chhaya doesn't whine or cry.

So it's August already. Time seems to go faster and faster, Tatiana thinks. And it's no fun. Tatiana doesn't want the Summer to be over. So far it has been a really good one, another sunny, warm and gorgeous day today.
Tatiana actually has mild anxiety that Summer is slowly wrapping up.......the nights are dark now and chilly, no more light, long Alaskan Summer nights.
But then Halloween is just around the corner, that's Tatianas favorite time of the year, she loves the decorations and the haunted houses she can visit. And MOST OF ALL..........it's MONSTER MASSIVE time! Time to dance all night long to dark, pumping, evil sounding, body shaking house beats in LA. Nothing is better! Seriously.
Then it's Christmas and New Years. Christmas is ok. Then December 27, Tatiana birthday, she wants to have an Alice In Wonderland/Madhatter tea party this year. New Years, kind of bitter sweet......a new year.......a year gone, it's kind of sad. But New Years means Together As One, another fantastic party that Tatiana will be at.

Tonight Tatiana has cleaned her place a little, cleaning is kind of therapeutic. All of these feelings and thoughts make her feel a little sad. Tatiana misses her friends in Vegas. In LA and in Sweden. : (
It's no fun to miss people. Tatianas Mom is in Stockholm, Sweden and her little brother in Tokyo, Japan.