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Tatiana wants to make sure you know that currently there are over 270 entries on this blog.
It came to her understanding that some people think that Tatiana's blog only consists of the first blog page. Oh no! You need to SCROLL DOWN to the bottom of the page and click NEXT PAGE. Or you can search through the archives. The blogs go back a few years and YOU NEED Tatiana's blog so START READING! It doesn't get much better than Tatiana's blog!
In the beginning Tatiana had a co blogger, her other fargosister Julia. Julia is no longer blogging but to all of you that want to know, she is doing well and looks as good as ever. And Tatiana agrees with Julia that fake eye lashes are DA NANG!
XOXO

Tuesday is Tatianas day off. Chhaya needed some fun so Tatiana decided to go to Moose Flats past Girdwood. There's a lake there where Tatiana went swimming a few weeks ago. The weather wasn't sunny today and it was cold out by the lake, Chhaya went swimming for sticks while Tatiana stayed dry. Then Tatiana remembered that she heard about a Hand Tram somewhere in Girdwood. And yes, there really is one. First you need to drive to the trail head and hike for about 1.3 miles through some seriously enchanted forest. Green, mossy, large trees, so nice.
And then you get to the Hand Tram. It's basically a small tram that you get into and then you pull yourself across the river. Chhaya wasn't as enthusiastic as Tatiana to participate in this but she got into the tram. Tatiana made some progress and then she felt like she was going to faint. Tatiana is scared of heights and this tram is way high up in the air, dangling, attached to some ropes. So Tatiana pulled the tram back to safety. Scary! But really cool. This is a great hike and a fun thing to do if you want to experience sitting in a little tram high up in the air. Tatiana will go back here and next time she might actually be brave enough to cross over.

The weather is perfect again. Tatiana is doing laundry and tanning in the backyard. She is kind of tired and lazy. Her company consists of Chhaya, the latest issue of Adbusters and a vanilla latte. Chhaya is going to get a good brushing today.
Work later tonight. You need Tatiana so you come in to The Bush and say HI!
Life is great.

Today Tatiana went whitewater river rafting at 6 Mile Creek by Hope.
Was it fun? You bet it was! And scary, kind of. Tatiana wants to go again, at least once more.
The water was freezing, you have to wear a dry suit, a life jacket and a helmet, all of which will be provided for you.
Actually Tatiana got lucky and didn't fall out of the raft, apparently this is very common, it's level 4 and 5 rafting after all. Some of the rapids have names, "Suckhole" and "Jaws" to name a few. The guide said that if you fall in the water at "Suckhole" you should just go with the flow and let the water spit you out of the hole. At the last stretch everybody got out of the raft and floated down the river.
The scenery is gorgeous, you float down the river with untouched greenery around you.
Tatiana is super happy she did this.
You should do it too!

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Look how happy Tatiana and Ireland are! Yeay!

Tatiana has boy crushes too, not only girl crushes. Tatiana is still stuck in the teenage years in many ways, she is barely out of her teens anyways and she wants to stay young forever, so don't expect her to blog about breast pumps and diaper changing here, unless she is making fun of it.
So right now Tatiana has a HUGE crush on "London" from" Daisy Of Love", the show on VH1 she has been watching religiously. His real name is Joshua Lee and he is super crazy incredibly sexy and hot. Tatiana wants him for breakfast, dinner and dessert and everything in between. Tatiana needs!!!
Since years now Tatiana has had a crush on Keoki, an awesome dj and also her friend. He is so good looking it hurts. He won't have Tatiana because he plays for the other team........Tatiana is more than happy to be just friends with him. But he is soooooooo hot.
A while back Tatiana was convinced that Keith Flint from The Prodigy was the man in her life. She had pictures of him everywhere. It all happened after a Prodigy concert at Coachella. Tatiana was lost in Keith. She actually went to London (the city, not her latest crush) for some adventures and got to know, not Keith, but another Prodigy guy. Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone!
Other crushes to mention, Robert Pattinson (plays in the Twilight Saga). Tatiana can't wait for the new movie, she will melt in the theater while squealing.
Sacha Baron Cohen that plays Borat and now Brüno. He is tall, dark, handsome, intelligent and funny! Funny is important, Tatiana loves funny, especially Borat and Brüno funny. HIGH FIVE! VAGINE!
Tatiana also has a thing for Vladimir Putin, Not many understand this but he looks evil and sexy. Tatiana likes.
And of course Johnny Depp, like tons of women would agree with, he is just so everything.
Seth Green is also super cute. And Jonathan Rhys Meyers is so gorgeous. Adam Lambert is hot, Tatiana has a thing for guys with eye liner.......And then she also really likes Maksim Chmerkovskiy, he needs to dump his Russian fiancee and get with a Polish girl, they are much better!
Brad Pitt? Not so much. Tatiana doesn't see the hotness here. She would rather have his leading lady Angelina, she is much more interesting.
Hmmmm, who else does Tatiana have a crush on? Probably you. Tatiana can get new crushes every week, just like a typical normal teenage girl. And she can go on and on for hours to her friends about this, they have to suffer while listening to Tatiana yap about her crushes. Poor friends.
Here are Tatianas crushes, London, Keoki and Keith.

Today Tatiana picked up Maxim mag from Borders. Not because she thinks Maxim is a good mag, no it's quite dumb, guys if you read Maxim.......don't believe much of the stupid "articles"in there. Playboy is more interesting. Tatiana picked up this issue because of Joanna Krupa on the cover. Joanna is a very beautiful POLISH model that Tatiana thinks is gorgeous. And after reading the interview Tatiana likes her even more. Joanna is an animal rights activist and she makes a statement about Michael Vick and his totally inexcusable antics. She also says "God created the body and there's nothing wrong with showing it naked. AMEN on that, Tatiana agrees!
What makes a girl physically attractive according to Tatiana? Well......Tatiana likes model types, beautiful face AND figure. A lot of guys like either big boobs or a big butt. Tatiana likes nice boobs and a nice butt, nice long legs, nice flat stomach with a defined waist, nice hair, nice posture, good walk, fine features, beautiful smile, clear skin. Basically a more model looking girl.
Here are some examples.........Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Paulina Porizkova, Tatiana Patitz, Anna Kournikova, Monica Hansen, Angelina Jolie portraying Lara Croft, Aishwarya Rai.........to name a few. Oh, and of course Ellen! Tatiana loves Ellen, she wishes she was married to her. And Britney (Spears), she is so sexy and she can dance, the dancing part is a huge plus.
Tatiana has no problem acknowledging a beautiful girl when she sees one. She will even compliment them, no jealousy here. Tatiana loves watching a pretty girl, it's like art.
Here's a Joanna pic. Nice huh?