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Tatiana has boy crushes too, not only girl crushes. Tatiana is still stuck in the teenage years in many ways, she is barely out of her teens anyways and she wants to stay young forever, so don't expect her to blog about breast pumps and diaper changing here, unless she is making fun of it.
So right now Tatiana has a HUGE crush on "London" from" Daisy Of Love", the show on VH1 she has been watching religiously. His real name is Joshua Lee and he is super crazy incredibly sexy and hot. Tatiana wants him for breakfast, dinner and dessert and everything in between. Tatiana needs!!!
Since years now Tatiana has had a crush on Keoki, an awesome dj and also her friend. He is so good looking it hurts. He won't have Tatiana because he plays for the other team........Tatiana is more than happy to be just friends with him. But he is soooooooo hot.
A while back Tatiana was convinced that Keith Flint from The Prodigy was the man in her life. She had pictures of him everywhere. It all happened after a Prodigy concert at Coachella. Tatiana was lost in Keith. She actually went to London (the city, not her latest crush) for some adventures and got to know, not Keith, but another Prodigy guy. Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone!
Other crushes to mention, Robert Pattinson (plays in the Twilight Saga). Tatiana can't wait for the new movie, she will melt in the theater while squealing.
Sacha Baron Cohen that plays Borat and now Brüno. He is tall, dark, handsome, intelligent and funny! Funny is important, Tatiana loves funny, especially Borat and Brüno funny. HIGH FIVE! VAGINE!
Tatiana also has a thing for Vladimir Putin, Not many understand this but he looks evil and sexy. Tatiana likes.
And of course Johnny Depp, like tons of women would agree with, he is just so everything.
Seth Green is also super cute. And Jonathan Rhys Meyers is so gorgeous. Adam Lambert is hot, Tatiana has a thing for guys with eye liner.......And then she also really likes Maksim Chmerkovskiy, he needs to dump his Russian fiancee and get with a Polish girl, they are much better!
Brad Pitt? Not so much. Tatiana doesn't see the hotness here. She would rather have his leading lady Angelina, she is much more interesting.
Hmmmm, who else does Tatiana have a crush on? Probably you. Tatiana can get new crushes every week, just like a typical normal teenage girl. And she can go on and on for hours to her friends about this, they have to suffer while listening to Tatiana yap about her crushes. Poor friends.
Here are Tatianas crushes, London, Keoki and Keith.

Today Tatiana picked up Maxim mag from Borders. Not because she thinks Maxim is a good mag, no it's quite dumb, guys if you read Maxim.......don't believe much of the stupid "articles"in there. Playboy is more interesting. Tatiana picked up this issue because of Joanna Krupa on the cover. Joanna is a very beautiful POLISH model that Tatiana thinks is gorgeous. And after reading the interview Tatiana likes her even more. Joanna is an animal rights activist and she makes a statement about Michael Vick and his totally inexcusable antics. She also says "God created the body and there's nothing wrong with showing it naked. AMEN on that, Tatiana agrees!
What makes a girl physically attractive according to Tatiana? Well......Tatiana likes model types, beautiful face AND figure. A lot of guys like either big boobs or a big butt. Tatiana likes nice boobs and a nice butt, nice long legs, nice flat stomach with a defined waist, nice hair, nice posture, good walk, fine features, beautiful smile, clear skin. Basically a more model looking girl.
Here are some examples.........Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Paulina Porizkova, Tatiana Patitz, Anna Kournikova, Monica Hansen, Angelina Jolie portraying Lara Croft, Aishwarya Rai.........to name a few. Oh, and of course Ellen! Tatiana loves Ellen, she wishes she was married to her. And Britney (Spears), she is so sexy and she can dance, the dancing part is a huge plus.
Tatiana has no problem acknowledging a beautiful girl when she sees one. She will even compliment them, no jealousy here. Tatiana loves watching a pretty girl, it's like art.
Here's a Joanna pic. Nice huh?

Tatiana decided to help support the local strippers tonight and ventured out to some strip clubs. Taylor was happy to go with her, Taylor is the blonde beauty in the Girdwood Forest Fair pic.
First on the agenda was Sin Rock. Most of the girls were quite young and not very in tune with their bodies or sensual/sexual at all. It was more like watching a bad YouPorn video over and over again. Scary. Tatiana felt like a concerned parent and almost wanted to stage some interventions for a few of the girls. This was a rather painful place. Nice girls but no clue to what they were doing. This is probably what Tatiana was like in the beginning, oh horrid thought!
Another visit to Sin Rock in the future? Ich don't think so.
Then it was time for PJ's. This club has the reputation of being the place were strippers go to die......so Tatiana had to go and see.......who knows this might be where Tatiana retires one day? You never know what the future holds.
There were five ladies working and T&T watched them all take their turn on stage. These ladies were older but more seasoned......but it is still a pretty sad place. There was like nobody in there. One dancer was really thin and bony with big bruises on her ass. Since there is no snow on the streets, T&T decided that the bruises were caused by a combination of stage work and diving for crack. This dancer also wore some tennis shoes that were falling apart on stage. She needs new ones, maybe we should start up a collection?
T&T got new found appreciation for themselves tonight.
Yeah......T&T ventured out in the pouring rain to support these girls, if they can do it, so can you! Grab some money and go and show the local talent how much you love them! Stimulate the economy! Save America!

Tatiana left Soldotna at 4 30 am this morning when she was done with work. She is planning on going back to Charlies but she is not exactly sure when. Sometimes soon. Otherwise the Soldotna men will miss her too much.
After about an hour of driving it was time to pull over for a nap. Then a stop at The Bake Shop in Girdwood for some breakfast.
Tatiana is tired, she has not slept yet. As soon as she got home she turned on VH1. The finale of "Daisy Of Love" was this last Sunday but Tatiana missed it because she did not have a tv in Soldotna. OH NO!!!!! Lucky for her, Daisy came on soon after Tatiana got home.
And as Tatiana predicted back in May........Daisy chose London! YEAY! They fit really good together and they look so cute, now Tatiana has a huge crush on both London AND Daisy. Tatiana wishes them a happy relationship. BUT Tatiana has a serious crush on London, he is beyond sexy and good looking. If him and Daisy are not together anymore, Tatiana wants him. YUMMY!
Tatiana is laying in bed, too fatigued to unload the car, unpack and take a shower.
She wants a foot rub and a massage, ice cream and a nap. And London.

Today Tatiana saw the most perfect rainbow, bright colors and a huge perfect arch. Then a few minutes later a second rainbow appeared above the first one. Tatiana can't recall seeing this before. It was so pretty and special, Tatiana felt really lucky.

Tatiana decided to try a new club. There's one in Soldotna called Good Time Charlies and they NEED Tatiana. Really need!
Soldotna is about 150 miles away from Anchorage. Somebody told Tatiana to go to Charlies with an open mind.
Well, the club itself is rather rinky dinky. But it doesn't really matter. Tatiana has worked in many sk "upscale" clubs before and that doesn't mean anything.
What's funny about this place is the decorations, rather hilarious, duct tape holding the carpet together on the ground (easy to stumble on with 7' heels), silver Christmas style flowing thingies hanging from various places, a pinata in a corner, the lap dance romance area (hey the dj calls it the romance room, lol). There are two dogs running around, ruling the place, super cute. Tatiana made two new friends (the dogs) and cuddled with them on an old couch in front of the fake fire place that has a sliding show picture frame on top of it with pictures that are just TOO funny.
What's not so funny is that smoking is allowed. BLEH. Gross. And some of the things that go on in the romance room. HELLO! Like too much at times. But since Tatiana doesn't participate in extra curricular touching she tried not to pay too much attention to the action as long as she was getting dances. If you get a dance from Tatiana you are getting first class quality and a memory.......not just whatever . It's like getting a fine rare wine instead of a tepid low quality beer. But some people rather have the tepid beer because a fine wine might be too much for them to process and that's ok with Tatiana.
Overall this has been a fun and good experience so far. Why leave The Bush for a few days? Because it got boring and when Tatiana gets bored she needs something new.
So far Tatiana has been racking up Alaskan experiences......there are some things left that she wants to do. Hmmmmmm.......like getting it on in the back of a Ford truck maybe? LOL.
Or sharing a nice bottle of Boone's Farm under a bridge somehwere..........romantic!