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The Adventures of TATIANA SUPERNOVA

Tuesday, February 2. 2010

Fresh and Easy!

Yesterday Julia dragged Tatiana to a new grocery store that now exist in Vegas," Fresh and Easy". Julia told Tatiana how much she loved it and now Tatiana is s fan too. Everything in there is fresh, no preservatives or low on preservatives, good prices and really yummy. The whole concept of the store, what they are about is great, savvy Tatiana already looked them up online to read up on the whole deal.
Tatiana thinks that "Fresh and Easy" should use the girls in some of their ads, then more people would discover the store. The people would see Julia and Tatiana in the ads and decide that they NEED to shop at "Fresh and Easy" too.
And you can get really good coffee there for free! They have samples everyday. You can just go to "Fresh and Easy" every day for lunch, get a size petite coffee with half and half and sample whatever they have for the day, for free! It's perfect!
The girls got a whole banana cream pie, took it to Starbucks, got some lattes and sat down to scarf it all down. After that little meal they decided to drive to Town Square and then to the Planet Hollywood mall, a girl can never get enough of shopping. That is just how it is. Tatiana got a purple hoodie and some tank tops to add to her collection. Julia got an orange t shirt that has "Imagine" written on the front, she wants Tatiana to get one too, she also got a few long, soft t shirts to sleep in and a white t shirt with a "Where The Wild Things Are" print for school. Julia is in school Monday through Friday this semester and has decided to cover up her boobs while in class so she can pay attention to the studies instead of having her boobs stared at, Tatiana thinks that's a good idea. That's progress right there!
After the mall business it was already late, so the girls went home.
Today they are going back to "Fresh and Easy", they will have burritos for lunch.



Monday, February 1. 2010

Daytrip adventure

Perfect day for a roadtrip! Tatiana wanted to go back to China Ranch and the mudbaths in Tecopa, about 70 miles or so away from Las Vegas, over the hump towards Pahrump, as locals say.
Sunshine, clear skies and about 58 degrees. Also, Chhaya needed a day of fun.
Tatiana brought a friend and off they went.
China Ranch is a small, green oasis in the middle of the desert, date trees grow there and in the gift shop they make delicious date shakes. A hike away and you get to Slot Canyon, gorgeous scenery.
Then in Tecopa you can dine at the super yummy Bistro and then you can either go to a hot spring, more like a spa like tub with natural warm water coming straight out of the mountains........or you can get dirty and go into the mudbaths, warm to semi hot, brownish ponds of water with deep mud at the bottom, smells like sulfur but it is worth the dip!
Chhaya loves the mudbaths! So does Tatiana.
Had a great day! Chhaya is sprawled out on the couch, sleeping with muddy paws.
Here are pictures.
Besides this, Tatiana has been eating like a piglet and gaining weight, she is estimating by looking at her chunky self between 6-8 lbs. This will come off after she goes back to work, then there will be no late night eating. For now it's ok......Tatiana is telling herself.......lol.
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Friday, January 29. 2010

Yuck

Tatiana just wanted to share that she thinks John Mayer is soooooo bleh.......yucky. Girls really like him? Urgh, why?
There's just something wrong about him. Actually his ex Jessica Simpson is just as yucky, so they make a good couple. Guys really like her? She has the face of a horse, actually that's mean to horses, she just has a BAD face, is dumber than a rock and she schlepps around two overly large, saggy funbags attached to her - gross.
Yea, that's it, these two annoy Tatiana, just slightly, she thought you wanted to know.



Wednesday, January 27. 2010

Pierogi Party

Tatiana just woke up........she had potato pierogis for breakfast, a leftover from last night.
She had some friends over last night for a pierogi party. Polish style.
Really yummy, Tatiana loves pierogis, she had kraut and potato pierogis. She also made mashed potatoes and then there was real Polish kielbasas and cake and ice cream with warm raspberries. Everybody got really full.
It is raining in Vegas today. Tatiana wants to curl up and go back to sleep but she has lots of things to do. But first some ice cream. Then the "lots of things to do".
Hope everybody is having a great day!

Sunday, January 24. 2010

Octomom in a bikini

Tatiana is shocked over the recent pics in STAR magazine of the Octomom in a bikini. This woman squeezed out eight babies like a year ago and she already had six kids before the eight came along. So she has 14 kids, that's really freaky actually, to have that many kids and being a single Mom on top of it.
But back to the bikini........so when she was nine months pregnant the Octomom supposedly weighed 270 lbs and now she lost like 150 lbs in a year. And she looks great, better than many girls Tatiana has seen that have no kids, very impressive! Tatiana thinks that Octomom has skinnier legs than she does. This makes Tatiana want to go to the gym, next month maybe.
So, while the Octomom was pregnant, she posed for some pics with her nine month super pregnant, stretched out to the max, HUGE belly. This belly was so enormous, it looked like an alien was hiding in it and now it's like flat, with no flabby skin or stretchmarks. The Octomom claims she has no surgeries, she claims she did it all the natural way by going to the gym and eating healthy. Maybe.
But she also claims to have no surgeries on her face, well, her face looks like some bad surgeries swept over it, cheek fillers and blow up lips, Tatiana thinks that Octomom chose to forget about the work on her face. A temporary case of Alzheimer's. Tatiana suffers from that too once in a while.
Although Tatiana thinks it should be against the law to have 14 kids, she does admire the Octomom for her impressive physique! Go Octomom! Next she should pose for Playboy and become a stripper.
Tatiana will give her a couple of free lapdance lessons if she is interested.




Saturday, January 23. 2010

Tatiana the architectural critic

So Tatiana has been mighty curious about City Center, the latest addition on Las Vegas Blvd. Taking up a large chunk of space too, City Center consists of a few buildings, some not finished yet. From the outside it looks great, nice design, interesting, dark but silvery kind of coloring. The Louis Vuitton store has a great display.
Finally Tatiana went to Aria last night, the part of City Center that is a hotel/casino. Huge disappointment. The first thing she thought is that it looks like many of the underground subway stations in Sweden, seriously! Cold, trying to be artsy/futuristic. Sharp lines, benches made of stone, shiny tile/stone floors. Very uninviting. Tatiana expected the subway to arrive any time.
Tatiana went exploring with her friend Mikey, he thought it looked like a large convention center.
Tatiana did like the floor outside the theater where they will show ELVIS by Cirque Du Soleil, Tatiana wants to see this show btw. The floor was dark blue and glittery. Tatiana wants flooring like that in her hallway. Besides that, there was some kind of cafe that looked interesting, that's it. Tatiana has no desire to come back here.
Encore on the other hand, looks GREAT. Encore is the hotel/casino next to the Wynn. Really nice warm colors, lots of red. Tile and mosaic floors with butterfly and flower motif. Smells great. It was probably Elaine Wynn that was behind the design here, definitely a place for women. And where the women go, the men follow. Tatiana loves Encore.