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The Adventures of TATIANA SUPERNOVA

Friday, February 5. 2010

Good Morning

Tatiana dragged herself out of bed about an hour ago. Her bed is so comfy that is is very hard to get out of it and start the day. Chhaya sleeps in the bed too and she is the best ever to cuddle with, soft and smells good.
Tatiana ate and now she is going to take Chhaya to the park.
Later she is meeting Julia, they are going to the Fashion Show Mall today, Tatiana is curious to see if there's any cute
DA NANG clothes, maybe a new pair of Honey Dew undies for work, something cute from the Hello Kitty store, maybe some nice jeans from MISS SIXTY........Some lattes for sure and a couple of free samples from Teavana.
Julia will love to be around Tatiana today, Tatiana had garlic and asparagus for breakfast, she reeks like a true BORAT now.
This week Tatiana has been eating lots of garlic, she loves garlic but it is not a good idea to eat it like before work, doing lap dances while smelling like garlic is NOT SO NICE. Not so much SEXYTIME. Unless you are BILO, then you will like, YES!
Therefore Tatiana is going to subject Julia to the smell, maybe she will like?

The Situation was in Vegas......

......a few weeks ago, pumping it up at JET nightclub together with Pauly D. If you do not know who "The Situation" and his friends are, hello, get with it!!! It's a gang of Guidos and Guidettes from Jersey, now famous due to their reality show on MTV. These kids drink, make out, go out and fight. It's their life. It's great. They have big hair, spiky super hard hair. They are tanned, muscular, juiced up, they believe in gym, tanning, laundry and that 27 is way old.
Tatiana does not have tv here at her place in Vegas, gasp! She has been watching some at Angelicas house but most of her days are tv free. She will make up for that when she is back in Anchorage though, the date for going back there is approaching fast.
Hello! Tatiana needs to keep track of what going on in the world, like who looked good this week, who got fat, besides Tatiana and who is totally lame. Oh yes, so superficial it is almost a crime. Tatiana loves it.
Now go do your laundry and then go and tan! Don't forget about the gym you fat ass!

Tuesday, February 2. 2010

Fresh and Easy!

Yesterday Julia dragged Tatiana to a new grocery store that now exist in Vegas," Fresh and Easy". Julia told Tatiana how much she loved it and now Tatiana is s fan too. Everything in there is fresh, no preservatives or low on preservatives, good prices and really yummy. The whole concept of the store, what they are about is great, savvy Tatiana already looked them up online to read up on the whole deal.
Tatiana thinks that "Fresh and Easy" should use the girls in some of their ads, then more people would discover the store. The people would see Julia and Tatiana in the ads and decide that they NEED to shop at "Fresh and Easy" too.
And you can get really good coffee there for free! They have samples everyday. You can just go to "Fresh and Easy" every day for lunch, get a size petite coffee with half and half and sample whatever they have for the day, for free! It's perfect!
The girls got a whole banana cream pie, took it to Starbucks, got some lattes and sat down to scarf it all down. After that little meal they decided to drive to Town Square and then to the Planet Hollywood mall, a girl can never get enough of shopping. That is just how it is. Tatiana got a purple hoodie and some tank tops to add to her collection. Julia got an orange t shirt that has "Imagine" written on the front, she wants Tatiana to get one too, she also got a few long, soft t shirts to sleep in and a white t shirt with a "Where The Wild Things Are" print for school. Julia is in school Monday through Friday this semester and has decided to cover up her boobs while in class so she can pay attention to the studies instead of having her boobs stared at, Tatiana thinks that's a good idea. That's progress right there!
After the mall business it was already late, so the girls went home.
Today they are going back to "Fresh and Easy", they will have burritos for lunch.



Monday, February 1. 2010

Daytrip adventure

Perfect day for a roadtrip! Tatiana wanted to go back to China Ranch and the mudbaths in Tecopa, about 70 miles or so away from Las Vegas, over the hump towards Pahrump, as locals say.
Sunshine, clear skies and about 58 degrees. Also, Chhaya needed a day of fun.
Tatiana brought a friend and off they went.
China Ranch is a small, green oasis in the middle of the desert, date trees grow there and in the gift shop they make delicious date shakes. A hike away and you get to Slot Canyon, gorgeous scenery.
Then in Tecopa you can dine at the super yummy Bistro and then you can either go to a hot spring, more like a spa like tub with natural warm water coming straight out of the mountains........or you can get dirty and go into the mudbaths, warm to semi hot, brownish ponds of water with deep mud at the bottom, smells like sulfur but it is worth the dip!
Chhaya loves the mudbaths! So does Tatiana.
Had a great day! Chhaya is sprawled out on the couch, sleeping with muddy paws.
Here are pictures.
Besides this, Tatiana has been eating like a piglet and gaining weight, she is estimating by looking at her chunky self between 6-8 lbs. This will come off after she goes back to work, then there will be no late night eating. For now it's ok......Tatiana is telling herself.......lol.
OINK!


















Friday, January 29. 2010

Yuck

Tatiana just wanted to share that she thinks John Mayer is soooooo bleh.......yucky. Girls really like him? Urgh, why?
There's just something wrong about him. Actually his ex Jessica Simpson is just as yucky, so they make a good couple. Guys really like her? She has the face of a horse, actually that's mean to horses, she just has a BAD face, is dumber than a rock and she schlepps around two overly large, saggy funbags attached to her - gross.
Yea, that's it, these two annoy Tatiana, just slightly, she thought you wanted to know.



Wednesday, January 27. 2010

Pierogi Party

Tatiana just woke up........she had potato pierogis for breakfast, a leftover from last night.
She had some friends over last night for a pierogi party. Polish style.
Really yummy, Tatiana loves pierogis, she had kraut and potato pierogis. She also made mashed potatoes and then there was real Polish kielbasas and cake and ice cream with warm raspberries. Everybody got really full.
It is raining in Vegas today. Tatiana wants to curl up and go back to sleep but she has lots of things to do. But first some ice cream. Then the "lots of things to do".
Hope everybody is having a great day!