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Within the near future people will supposedly be able to live to be 150. Tatiana really likes that. Time goes by so fast and there is not enough time as it is to experience everything. If you could live to be a healthy, functional 150 wouldn't you want to? Tatiana is all for that.
And according to some scientist, living to be 1000, yes 1000, should also be possible, after they come up with a cure for all diseases. Interesting......

Another interesting study made is that men supposedly live longer if they stare at women's breasts. Up to five years longer! That's a lot!
Is that why men go to strip clubs and like to "read" Playboy? Due to health reasons? Now Tatiana understands! Tatiana wonders if women too benefit from staring at boobs? Then Tatiana will live a long life......she sure has seen her share of boobs. Or maybe women should stare at men's packages instead to increase longevity?
Though that doesn't sound that appealing to Tatiana. Boob watching is more fun. They need to make another study focusing on women's health and boobs. Or maybe women can just stare at their own boobs? Actually Tatiana thinks that on average women outlive men, it probably has to do with that they can sit around and look at and touch their own boobs. Right?
Here is a link to the study, so all of you can educate yourselves about ways to improve your health, Tatiana wants to aid in adding five years to your life. Remember that when you write your will. Include Tatiana in it!

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Tatiana is ecstatic! She recently found out about the "V Steam". It's like a facial for the VAGINE! How interesting! Tatiana CAN'T WAIT to try one of these facials herself. It is an old Korean treatment, supposedly relaxing and beneficial too for health issues like fertility, rid the body of toxins, reduce stress, fight infections......yea.....the list goes on. This treatment is also called CHAI- YOK.
You squat, naked of course, over a steaming concoction made up of herbs such as mugwort and wormwood, about 14 different herbs mixed together. You squat for about 45 minutes and feel nice and fresh afterwards! DA NANG!
This is fascinating! Tatiana loves trying out different spa treatments. She much rather have a V Steam than a Brazilian. In case you have no idea what a Brazilian is, though it's 2011 and you should, that is when you get your hair down there waxed, some go totally bare and some opt for different designs. Tatiana thinks that waxing the VAGINE area results in ingrown hairs and she does not have time for those, ingrown hairs down there are for folks that keep their VAGINE area hidden and Tatiana doesn't. Also, the skin down there is sensitive, constantly ripping on it with a wax will, in Tatiana's opinion, make it leathery over time and saggy, like the sleeve of wizard. And that is not ok either for Tatiana, she wants it soft and taut. VERY NICE!!!!
The V Steam can be found in many spa's around California and probably in may of the Korean spa's around the country. It's amazing how some Asian people clean themselves, Tatiana is impressed. Like the Korean spa, Imperial Spa it's called, that she went to in Vegas. There were like 90 % Asian's there, scrubbing, steaming, lounging. It's a normal part of their life. Tatiana is all for a very well taken care of personal hygiene.
Tatiana doubt's that she can partake in a V Steam up here in Alaska, she should stroll into one of the local little places around here and ask if they offer any VAGINE facials just to see the the reactions of the staff. That wold be funny.
But as soon as she tries one, like when she is back in CA or NV, she will let you know, a full review and maybe even some pictures!
And there is a similar treatment for men too! Called A Steam. Yes, men too should keep their package area fresh, trimmed and clean. Of course!

Tatiana went camping this last Thursday and got back today. Slept in a tent four nights. Camped closed to Upper Russian Lake. Did not see any bears though supposedly there are plenty of them there. Saw lots of bear poop during a hike she went on over there though.
There's always lots of stuff to take care of after a camping trip, like laundry, everything smells like camp fire, so Tatiana has to clean up and organize a little now. She wants to crawl into bed with a clean house to wake up to. And she has to take a long shower before bed also.
HAPPY 4 TH, hope you had a good one!!!

Amazing, the things you learn......
Tatiana is ecstatic to learn that there is a male equivalent of pms called ims (irritable male syndrome). And also an equivalent to menopause called andropause (for men).
Whaaaat? Look it up yourself.
Interesting......Tatiana decided that girls have the right to be moodier. Because we bleed. You can come back and complain to Tatiana when you start bleeding from your neither regions up to one week every month. Until then......whatever!

If you are reading this......you are Tatiana's bitch, whether you want to admit this fact to yourself or not. Don't worry, Tatiana is using the word "bitch" in the most flattering way here, at this moment at least....... So being Tatiana's bitch is a good thing.
Today started good. Woke up, got some yummies to eat, got glad because the weather allowed for some nekkid sun tanning again, Tatiana's tan is slooowly getting there. Her Polish white pasty skin takes time to get bronzed. It might not even get there, more cloudy and rainy days so far this summer than sunny ones, but it is Alaska after all. Tatiana is very well aware of that fact.
When Tatiana took Chhaya for a walk in the wild this afternoon, Chhaya decided to roll herself in POOP. Totally gross. Tatiana has no idea what kind of poop it was, not moose, something else. And Chhaya got a bath the other day........great...... sigh .......
So, Chhaya got another bath today. She is not too fond of baths. But the poop had to go away.
After that Tatiana took a Midol and jumped in the shower, shaved and started getting ready. But she soon realized that working tonight would be out of the question. The Midol was hardly making any difference and Tatiana either got really fat overnight or very bloated. And she is not going to be at work in some small Hanky Panky's looking pregnant and in pain. No way.
You men, that read this, Tatiana's male bitches, should be very happy that you do not get periods. Seriously. Periods are just something you have to deal with as a girl. Sometimes they are not too bad, like last month, totally ok. But sometimes it hurts REALLY bad. And you bleed for like five days. And feel fat and look pregnant because you are bloated. Then there is PMS, that is not an invention so women can have an excuse for being bitchy. PMS is real. At least for Tatiana. She gets MOODY and has a few days when she just feels absolutely exhausted, like ready for retirement or something. Sometimes it hurts to even walk, like the vibrations from walking hurt the stomach, OUCH. And this happens once a month. Happy times! Tatiana can deal with and accept the bleeding, bloating, moodiness but why the PAIN on top of the rest? That's a hard one to deal with.
Tatiana thinks that women should be able to take paid time off from work if they wish during their period. Some days are best spent on the couch, medicated, with a heating pad on your stomach.
A foot massage with extra attention on the acupoints and a neck and shoulder massage should also be enjoyed during this time of suffering. A man with a wife or girlfriend should always pamper their beloved woman in this dire time of need. That should be their manly duty.
So, Tatiana is at home, on the couch. Making some corn on the cob to eat, it's in the oven right now.
By the way, Tatiana really likes that show "My Name Is Earl". It's funny.
Ok bitches, XOXO until next time.

EDC is on it's third day in Vegas.....right now.....
Tatiana is in Alaska......did not go this year but she is there in her thoughts.
All of a sudden EDM (Electronic Dance Music) as it's called now, is sooooo "popular". Tatiana calls is Techno. Whatever. Tatiana loves it, it's in her veins. When the people that think they like it now because it's trendy to, decide to stop liking "EDM" after a while, Tatiana will still love it.
A few years back, it was not cool at all (for the masses) and people would look at Tatiana like she was a weirdo when she talked about raves and House music. There would still be 40 000 attendees at Monster Massive though. Well, the people that really love it, get it. It's not only about the music (or the drugs as a popular opinion is for people that don't understand) it's about emotion and consciousness too. There is nothing like being there, in the moment. Some of Tatiana best times in her life have been either at a rave somewhere, or in some dark, sweaty club, dancing all night to some amazing beats. It's THE best!

Here is Tatiana's fave Guetta song, a fave since 2002 now, when Guetta was only known to the people that really love this music. Tatiana likes his old stuff, now everybody wants him to produce their songs and it's not the same at all, but good for him. He is still a great dj.



And this one here, an oldie but still so good, used to be one of Tatiana's songs at Crazy Horse Too, when Utopia was around. Tatiana dug it up and plays it at Charlies......lol......the fishermen look bewildered but who cares?



EDC coverage and pictures if you are curious to get a glimpse of an event like this.
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/electric-daisy-carnival/