Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana is at the laundromat.....again.
She already took Chhaya out for a walk and went running. Chhaya saw a baby squirrel, the cutest little thing. Now Tatiana has to go and buy some squirrel food and get to know this little cutie better.
After the laundry, Tatiana needs to get food, she is starving. The BEST place around here for a sandwich is Odie's Deli, that's in Soldotna. You better take Tatiana's word for it, she is a sandwich expert.
And after that Tatiana is going to shower and put a deep conditioner in her hair, much needed after the camping.
Then it's time for work, Tatiana has not been there for a week. It is time to get "serious" about work now. As much seriousness as Tatiana can manage to muster up reluctantly about work. July is here and Tatiana has a feeling she will be very busy indeed, good!
See you at Good Time Charlies!

Rumpology or bottom reading is the art of reading the shape, lines, crevices, dimples and folds of the buttocks to determine the butt owner's character and get a glimpse of what lies ahead by analyzing what trails behind. LOL. Yeah, really!
You are a certain way if you have an apple shaped butt, a pear shaped butt, a round butt, a flat butt, a dimply butt etc etc. Tatiana suspects that the fine art of rumpology is geared more towards women than men.
Tatiana does not know how accurate rumpology might be. She has never had her personality traits or her future told by a rumpologist. But according to rumpology a person with a flat butt is negative and sad. Tatiana used to be friends with a girl that has the flattest butt EVER, it's actually really pathetic looking, sounds awful to say but it's true! Toatal pancake, very weird looking and not attractive. This girl has no difference at all between where her lower back ends and her thigh begins, it's just flat. Even when she gained a bunch of weight and got chunky, her backside stayed the same. The weight she acquired in her stomach area would had been much needed in her ass area. And the funny thing is that indeed she is a very sad and negative person, so rumpology might have some truth to it? At least in her case.
Tatiana likes a NICE butt. Not too big and definetely not totally flat. She does not think that Kim K has a nice butt, it is out of control large, not hot. Kim is short and her ass is way too big. A nice butt does not have to be large, a nice butt is basically shaped nice, rounded and pretty firm but not too firm either. Not hard as a rock. That's kind of manly, if you are a woman.
Lately Pippa Middleton's butt is the new "ideal" at least for women in England. Tatiana has not seen much of Pippa's butt (only in a dress), but it looks rather small. Tatiana thinks a little more shape than that is more attractive.
However, you do not know what a butt looks like until you see it naked or in a thong. Much can be hidden under clothes, especially in the age of Spanx. Tatiana does not wear Spanx.
Here is a pic of Chhaya's beautiful plump butt. It is super cute and Tatiana loves kissing it.
And of course some of Tatiana's famous derriere. If you study the pic in the white panties closely you can see a zit or two. And Tatiana dusted herself with shimmery powder that day.
And the other one is taken at beautiful Red Rock Las Vegas.
Enjoy!

Here's for your health! Staring at Tatiana is proven to improve your health.

Within the near future people will supposedly be able to live to be 150. Tatiana really likes that. Time goes by so fast and there is not enough time as it is to experience everything. If you could live to be a healthy, functional 150 wouldn't you want to? Tatiana is all for that.
And according to some scientist, living to be 1000, yes 1000, should also be possible, after they come up with a cure for all diseases. Interesting......

Another interesting study made is that men supposedly live longer if they stare at women's breasts. Up to five years longer! That's a lot!
Is that why men go to strip clubs and like to "read" Playboy? Due to health reasons? Now Tatiana understands! Tatiana wonders if women too benefit from staring at boobs? Then Tatiana will live a long life......she sure has seen her share of boobs. Or maybe women should stare at men's packages instead to increase longevity?
Though that doesn't sound that appealing to Tatiana. Boob watching is more fun. They need to make another study focusing on women's health and boobs. Or maybe women can just stare at their own boobs? Actually Tatiana thinks that on average women outlive men, it probably has to do with that they can sit around and look at and touch their own boobs. Right?
Here is a link to the study, so all of you can educate yourselves about ways to improve your health, Tatiana wants to aid in adding five years to your life. Remember that when you write your will. Include Tatiana in it!

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Tatiana is ecstatic! She recently found out about the "V Steam". It's like a facial for the VAGINE! How interesting! Tatiana CAN'T WAIT to try one of these facials herself. It is an old Korean treatment, supposedly relaxing and beneficial too for health issues like fertility, rid the body of toxins, reduce stress, fight infections......yea.....the list goes on. This treatment is also called CHAI- YOK.
You squat, naked of course, over a steaming concoction made up of herbs such as mugwort and wormwood, about 14 different herbs mixed together. You squat for about 45 minutes and feel nice and fresh afterwards! DA NANG!
This is fascinating! Tatiana loves trying out different spa treatments. She much rather have a V Steam than a Brazilian. In case you have no idea what a Brazilian is, though it's 2011 and you should, that is when you get your hair down there waxed, some go totally bare and some opt for different designs. Tatiana thinks that waxing the VAGINE area results in ingrown hairs and she does not have time for those, ingrown hairs down there are for folks that keep their VAGINE area hidden and Tatiana doesn't. Also, the skin down there is sensitive, constantly ripping on it with a wax will, in Tatiana's opinion, make it leathery over time and saggy, like the sleeve of wizard. And that is not ok either for Tatiana, she wants it soft and taut. VERY NICE!!!!
The V Steam can be found in many spa's around California and probably in may of the Korean spa's around the country. It's amazing how some Asian people clean themselves, Tatiana is impressed. Like the Korean spa, Imperial Spa it's called, that she went to in Vegas. There were like 90 % Asian's there, scrubbing, steaming, lounging. It's a normal part of their life. Tatiana is all for a very well taken care of personal hygiene.
Tatiana doubt's that she can partake in a V Steam up here in Alaska, she should stroll into one of the local little places around here and ask if they offer any VAGINE facials just to see the the reactions of the staff. That wold be funny.
But as soon as she tries one, like when she is back in CA or NV, she will let you know, a full review and maybe even some pictures!
And there is a similar treatment for men too! Called A Steam. Yes, men too should keep their package area fresh, trimmed and clean. Of course!

Tatiana went camping this last Thursday and got back today. Slept in a tent four nights. Camped closed to Upper Russian Lake. Did not see any bears though supposedly there are plenty of them there. Saw lots of bear poop during a hike she went on over there though.
There's always lots of stuff to take care of after a camping trip, like laundry, everything smells like camp fire, so Tatiana has to clean up and organize a little now. She wants to crawl into bed with a clean house to wake up to. And she has to take a long shower before bed also.
HAPPY 4 TH, hope you had a good one!!!