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Since Tatiana usually does not bother waking up before noon, she eats her breakfast while watching "The Real Housewives Of New York City". It comes on at 2 pm. Perfect timing!
A while ago she watched the Orange County Housewives, then the Atlanta ones.
Tatiana definitely prefers the NYC version. Orange County were just cheap looking ageing bimbos, all in real estate, selling houses with the help of old bags of double D's under their stretched out, overly tanned skin and so now passé blonde hair extensions.
Atlanta, too ghetto. All former or current wives/gf's of some ugly basket ball guy or some other lame sport guy. Bleh. Though Nene is quite entertaining and very real, she is actually a former stripper. In case you did not know. Tatiana suspects that she was at least 50 lbs lighter when she was a stripper, because now she is one big bitch. Tatiana finds her endearing.
The NYC ladies are way more interesting. They all have their own careers, successful too. They all have their own looks also, instead of trying to copy Pamela Anderson with no luck. There is only one Pammie. Tatiana likes Pam, she is over the top but she owns her look and she is a sweetie that loves animals.
Here is what Tatiana thinks of the NYC ladies.
Bethenny Frankel seems nice. Cool personality. Tatiana likes her. She looks fresh and pretty. Nice body. Tatiana would probably love to hang out with her.
Jill Zarin, a Jewish Yenta. You can hear it and see it. But she is cool and very likeable.
Ramona. She has some crazy bugged out eyes, is that from some bad botox? She is always happy and a ball of energy. Her husband is hot.
Alex and her husband Simon. Perfect match. They are both rather unattractive and weird looking but seem fairly nice, though quirky, after you get to know them, which might take a while. They grow on you. Simon is quite creepy and Tatiana suspects he is a pervert. Though she has to point out that she defends Simon's right to prance around in his speedo's at the beach. He looks hairy, pasty and awkward but it is his right to wear the banana hammock with pride. Btw wearing speedo's does NOT make a man gay.
LuAnn. Annoying with that lame "Countess" title. it is just an old dusty title that she married into. Hello! Does not mean anything. Btw, her and the "Count" are now divorced and are in mid reports of infidelity and drug and alcohol abuse by both parties. So much for a title huh!? Trash.
Kelly Bensimon. Very annoying. No class. Looks like a man. She is a woman with too much testosterone. Last year she did a layout in Playboy. Playboy can do wonders in making a woman look much better than she really does, Kelly is the proof.
Kelly has no business on the show. She is just embarrassing in almost everything she does and says.
Some quotes from the ladies that agree with Tatiana. Ramona, "If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem." Jill, "Good or bad I know who I am...and I own it." Alex, "I've always had opinions, but now people know it."

Tatiana worked in NYC. It was the best. First of all, it's a rush just to be there. That energy you hear that NYC has, it really exists. You can feel it in your whole being. Tatiana did not have a dull moment. She stayed everywhere, from Spanish Harlem to Sunnyside, Queens and Upper West Side. Loved every minute of it.
Working there was great. Tatiana was one of the most popular girls. NYC people are more into Tatiana's look. The Pamela look is more LA and Vegas.
Also, the famous New York personality fits Tatiana's taste and (probably, HA!) personality like a glove. No bullshit. Tatiana did not find New Yorker's to be unfriendly at all. Looking back, Tatiana should had stayed in New York and skipped out on moving to Las Vegas. Big mistake.

LOVE NEW YORK CITY!!!

Tatiana posing in the Hamptons......

Tatiana loves Angelina's new ad for Louis Vuitton.
She looks SO beautiful, as always.
And Tatiana wants those pants, very nice.

So it's raining out.....
Tatiana took Chhaya out for the 2 mile run. It was nice because the rain was like a light shower on the face, felt nice.
Rose-Marie called today and told Tatiana that she runs with weights on her arms, good arm work out, she told Tatiana to do the same. Maybe......
Tatiana is still running her 2 miles more or less, Rose-Marie on the other hand is putting away 5 every other day, wow!!!

Another sunless day. The sky is milky white/gray. Cold outside.
Tatiana needs some sun so she can keep her tan, light brown all over.
She is hoping for at least three days of sun this week so she can lay out and indulge.
It's summer after all. Hello!

Good Morning!
The sun is rising and Tatiana is going to bed after a night at work.
When she wakes up, probably early afternoon, she is taking Chhaya down to the river for some fun.

Tatiana just spent over 6 hours outside with Chhaya. Went running again, determination baby!
Chhaya is dusty and happy, curled up on the couch.

So last night Tatiana went in to work, it was a slow, sad looking Friday.
Apparently there had been an employee meeting earlier yesterday that Tatiana totally missed out on, unfortunately, because she would had looooved to be there to add her two cents to the discussion.
Anyways, they talked about that we are not allowed to ask somebody to buy us a drink, that is solicitation. Lame. But Tatiana doesn't drink anyways so she doesn't need her daily dose of alcohol to function in public.
And some (lots) of ladies have been rather lenient during a dance. Totally gross btw. The rules got explained again, why this even is necessary is just mind blowing to Tatiana but apparently some bitches are just dumb like that. Now, the boss lady will be present in the room while the "nasty" girls are busy doing dances, good! And this did not apply to Tatiana, that too got mentioned, since she is not one of 'those" (the nasties).
And never will be.
And what about "the angry lesbian"?
LOL!
Well, some girls seem to think (gossip) that Tatiana is an angry lesbian, though they don't even know for sure or haven't even bothered to ask. They based that "info" on that Tatiana is mean to the guys and nice to the girls.
Ok, first of all, Tatiana is not mean to the guys, she just does not take any shit from them, that's all. She does not think it's ok for some snot nosed kids or some rusty old farts to come in to a strip club and talk to/treat the girls like trash. They need to be put in their place, pronto.
Tatiana has to be treated like the princess she is and so should every girl in there. If the girls would demand respect instead of worrying so much about making a buck and kissing ass then they would actually make more money in the end. Yeah, really! Duh!
Tatiana is nice to everybody, until they get out of line.
As far as being a lesbian, sorry to disappoint the ladies but there is not a single girl in there that Tatiana would hook up with. Sure, some are cute or whatever but not cute enough.
No Angelina, Kate, Ellen or Rihanna in there. Or some other smokin' babe that fits Tatiana's taste.
So keep on dreaming and gossiping.