Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana MIGHT be getting some help with her blog. Vielleicht. Super nice! But nothing is for sure yet.
How can Tatiana possibly learn computer language and terms when she has SO MUCH other stuff to think of and worry about. Like her pink nail polish, which shade to choose this week? And Chhaya. And her many hours of beauty sleep. The latest fashion. And the list goes on.......and on.......
It's better to leave computer problems to the experts.

But you know what? The sun is shining outside and Chhaya is waiting. So good bye until next time!

Tatiana just finished eating her latest food obsession, tomato soup and cheese sandwiches. Now it's time for dessert, eclairs and an iced vanilla latte!
The eclairs help adding that extra ooooomph to Tatiana's derriere. Actually Tatiana has been getting lots of compliments on her behind lately. From both sexes. There was a girl in Williston that decided that Tatiana had the cutest butt EVER! Well, Tatiana has to say that she has seen girls with fantastic derrieres, MUCH better than hers but it's still nice to hear that from another girl.
As far as guys and compliments. Yes, Tatiana gets those a lot but she usually answers "it's dark in here, you would never recognize me outside". And she thinks that guys compliment a lot of girls for various reasons, so Tatiana does not let this go to her head. Some also have beer goggles.
Last night somebody sitting at Tatiana's stage yelled out for everybody to hear at the end of Tatiana's second song "you are going in my fantasy file and I want to drink your bath water!" LOL. Kind of funny.
So it made Tatiana think, should she sell cute little bottles filled with bath water a la Tatiana? With a picture of Tatiana on the bottle. Will this be the next best seller? Would YOU buy Tatiana's bath water? Of course the bottle would be really cute and Tatiana's picture on the bottle would be really DA NANG and the contents would smell really good.
Speaking of Tatiana's butt, since we are on that subject......... A long time ago when Tatiana was in London she worked at some clubs there. Awful BTW, Tatiana does not recommend that to anybody, unless you want an adventure and a chance to experience the city. Anyhow, the lady that hired Tatiana (at one of the clubs) told Tatiana to lose some weight in her behind. !!!!! Back then Tatiana was more ZAFTIG. Thank goodness those days are behind her! Tatiana likes having some meat on her bones, she does not like that gaunt, bony look, but too much meat is not good either. For Tatiana. She likes to be on the skinny side. Just not bony. Who likes a bony ass anyways?

Anyhow. That's about that for now.

Todays chore? Laundry. Here is Tatiana sniffing out acceptable machines. You didn't think Tatiana was going to put her dainties into a murky, yucky machine? Nooooooooo!
Tatiana washes all her undies and socks in hot water and she hang dries all the undies and most of her other stuff, like the Victoria's Secret and Juicy sweats, tank tops, hoodies etc. Hang drying is better for the clothes and the environment!

So Tatiana made some attempts to try and solve the current problem that's going on with her blog. As you can see, if you have been reading the blog for a while, the blog looks different and unorganized. The pictures are scattered etc. ANNOYING!
To read about Tatiana's attempt at understanding this, read about it
here

Needless to say, Tatiana is very confused. She does not understand computer language. So this might take a while to figure out and correct. Tatiana might have to get some assistance from somebody.

But other than that problem, things are good. Tatiana is planning on working tomorrow and the rest of the week. People get severe Tatiana withdrawals if she is absent for too long. And since Tatiana is very concerned about people and their well being, she is putting on her rhinestone platforms and a cute outfit tomorrow evening.

Tatiana thinks that some guys look like neanderthals, like they are closely related to the missing link or something.
Two good examples of guys that look this way are Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. Brad has a half open mouth that kind of looks like it's drooling a little bit and he also often has a vacant, confused facial expression. When there were speculations about Brad and Angelina's twins maybe having Down syndrome, that's not Down syndrome, it's Brad syndrome. Same half open mouth and face expression. Cute kids, but they look like Brad.
And Ben? HUGE head. Big mouth, big teeth. Not at all cute.
Ronnie from Jersey Shore is quite apeish looking too.
Then there are a few more celebs that Tatiana can't think of right now at this ungodly hour. Oh yeah, all the guys from "Entourage" except that small, skinny one.
Of course there are plenty of ladies out there that look funny too. Tatiana went to the Alaska State Fair this past Sunday. Quite a collection of interesting looking folks. It wasn't like Urth Cafe on Melrose exactly........
But like we say in Sweden........smaken ar som baken - delad.

BTW before Tatiana forgets.......She just read that there should be a pill that restores hair out on the market in a few years. So people that are bald and don't want to be can have a full head of hair again. That's great! And a pill for restoring gray hair back to it's natural color. That is even better! Tatiana will totally invest in that pill for her gray streaks. Or maybe by then she won't care anymore.

Tatiana's absolute favorite part about the State Fair? All the animals and the petting zoo of course!
The piggies were the best! SO CUTE!!!! Tatiana wants a small piggie pet. And maybe a cute little goat too.
The piggies were so funny and soft and made the cutest noises.
Tatiana thinks that Chhaya is related to pigs, because she sleeps and snores just like them. And one little piggie was grabbing other piggies by the neck and shaking them, Chhaya does that too, not to piggies but to other dogs if they come too close.
Here we have some pics of the funny piggie that ran around and attacked the other piggies.
A piggie pooping.
A mama piggie with all her little babies, tired babies after feeding on her milk. The mama was sleeping all the time.
And two sleeping piggie friends, they were adorable! Tatiana noticed that a lot of the pigs liked to sleep very close to each other. Chhaya likes to cuddle up really close to Tatiana in the morning hours. She must be part piggie.