Welcome to Chaos !!

The night owl Tatiana finished reading all the blogs she is reading. And the comments on them left by people.
It's 2 40 am, too early for sleep still. Tatiana's stomach wants food, maybe not so strange since dinner was like eight hours ago now.
Tatiana wishes she had some crispy cold pickles and some sweet vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls. Mmmmmmmmm........!
No, Tatiana is not pregnant, but she is probably getting her period any day now - hence the cravings. Food sounds so very good right now though.............FOOOOOOD!!!!
Speaking of blogs. Like Tatiana already mentioned, blogging is like the big thing in Sweden. Some of the girls that blog there make six figures a year just from blogging! That is insane! Tatiana has not heard of a blogger here in the US that pulls that kind of money. But she might be wrong, maybe it is possible here too? Do you know of anyone? If so, please let Tatiana know!
And people leave tons of comments on the blogs that Tatiana reads. Some of the comments can be rather entertaining. It's not like the blogs are fantastic or full of earth shattering info. Pretty much like Tatiana's blog. Every day stuff, clothes, work and bla bla bla. Pictures. Drama. Gossip. Not many of the blogs have any serious content. And in that aspect Tatiana thinks that her blog is different since she also does like to talk about various issues with more depth to them. Her never ending opinions about everything under the sun. Tatiana's Mom suggested to Tatiana a long time ago (when Tatiana was growing up) that she should be a politician since she was always giving her opinion on everything and loved debating. Yup, lol.
Tatiana is thinking about moving back to Sweden and dish about her life as a stripper in the US and make it sound extra saucy and scandalous. HI six figures and a laid back life! TV interviews and a tell all book. LOL.
Well, probably time to bundle up in bed and sleep. Maybe. With a growling belly.

I have been getting e mails and comments regarding working at Heartbreakers in Williston.
Since that girl went on CNN talking about all the money she makes in North Dakota every dancer in the country wants to have a
slice of the pie. And I don't blame them. Why not?
When you google Heartbreakers Williston, one of my blogs from when I was there (called "Heartbreakers and Williston White")
comes up high on search results list.

Therefore that entry has been getting extra attention.
Even I started thinking that maybe I should go back there one more time to see how it is. You know what I say, never say never.
Though I am appalled at what I heard about no dressing room for the girls in the club anymore, I do not know for sure
if that is true or not. Maybe it was a short term situation? Because every club should have a dressing room for the girls.
Anyhow, so I texted Jared (the owner of Heartbreakers). Well, he told me that they are booked until March next year.
Meaning, get in line girls.
There is also an average of 18 girls/night. That's a lot for a small club. But if it's busy (a good kind of busy), that should not matter.
Right next to Heartbreakers there is another club called Whispers. I though it would be good to work at Whispers for one week
and then Heartbreakers the following week or ten days and then go home.
Well, unless you know the lady that runs Whispers personally it seems very difficult to even get a response from them. I heard that
from more than one girl btw. One of my friends is there right now working, it took her six months of trying to get a booking there
and her booking was five months out, so almost a year. WOW. Really?
But to all the dancers that read this, try for yourself, you might be able to get a booking earlier, there might be a cancellation
or something. You won't know unless you try.
Then it's the problem with finding housing while you are there.......it all seems complicated but it might be worth another try, not sure.
But you all know that if I do go back, there will be a full report about it here...........on your fave blog!
🙂

Got into a tiff with Angelica today. She got mad over something I wrote on her facebook. So she texted me something
and I texted her back. We were both annoyed with each other. GRRRRRRR! The claws came out for a sec, lol.
After a while she sent me this


That's her keychain with stuff I got her. I have the matching stuff on all my keychains, car, house in Vegas, place in Kenai.
That little pink mushoom is the cutest, got it in a store on Colfax in Denver.
So I sent her this back


That's me and her at a MAC make up event, therefore the black streak under my eye.
Tiff resolved - no words were needed.
🙂

Tatiana slathered on some mud on her face after her shower tonight. Mud detoxifies your skin. Good if you wear make up or
are around cigarette smoke. Good in general once in a while.
This mud is called "the glacial facial" and is from the Alaska Glacial Mud Co.

Stopped for some yummies and coffee on the way home tonight. They were out of apple fritters and custard filled chocolate iced doughnuts.......so I had to pick something else.
Now I am going to read some very educational magazines. They will teach me many great skills, like how to snag a man that will bestow me a ring worth two million dollars. And how to get rid of him quickly but keep the ring. How to get rid of a cheating Neanderthal.
That wearing spanx will make you look so much thinner.
But that won't work for me, no spanx on stage. Though some girls that try to conceal a midesction they do not want others to see wear a corset on stage. Others wear a dress that they just pull down to the waist, not sure what they are trying to conceal - probably lots of stuff.
Some ask me why I read gossip magazines. Well, it's kind of fun. Why do you watch football or some other sport, like baseball?
To me that seems like a total waste of time, at least I am reading. And I do read other magazines too, like my fave Adbusters, or Utne, Bust, Newsweek to mention a few. And lots and lots of books.



Speaking of gossip. Lindsay's Playboy cover is "leaked". I like. Looks nice. Can be found at www.theinsider.com
I can't get Playboy here where I am, that is weird. Why, I do not understand. I have to go to Anchorage or Homer for Playboy.
Rihanna's new album is out. It's called "Talk That Talk". I need. The album and her. She is my girl crush.

Here I am, 12 32 AM.
Kind of bored, finished my book I got last week (Aleph by Paolo Coelho), read the magazines I got today. Now what?
Kind of hungry but I am going to try to sleep instead of eat. I ate plenty today. An apple, a tomato and some water - the stripper diet.
LOL. No, not really, I am jooooooking, HELLO!!!
Today me and Chhaya went for a long walk, saw one rabbit, it had a white fur. It was kind of windy and the snow was hard and crispy.
Chhaya was digging holes, trying to locate a mouse, she is obsessed.
I am so totally in love with Chhaya, she is amazing. If you have/had a dog, you know what I mean.
She is sleeping next to me now, kicking her legs and growling, dreaming.
And here is another pic (from last Saturday night) of my boyfriend at work, Booger. The cutest, I just want to chew on him and squeeze him.
Ok, maybe I should take out my contacts and go to sleep? Or eat? Hmmmmmmm............