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Got some new books, that makes me happy because I NEED constant reading material.
So this one is called "Unlikely Friendships" by Jennifer S. Holland


It is the cuuuuutest book ever and the pictures and stories in it can bring even the most cold hearted person to tears.
It's about animals that form friendships with each other that you would not expect.
For example a cat and a rat, a bear and a cat, a dog and and owl, a leopard and a cow.........and so on. 47 remarkable stories.
I love this book!!! The pictures in it are amazing. I love animals, they are the best.

Then I got these two.


"Girls of Riyadh" by Rajaa Alsanea. Because reading about people's lives in other countries fascinate me. So interesting.
And "The Prague Cemetery" by Umerto Eco. Seems like great reading, have not started it yet.

Almost 2 am, getting up around 7. EARLY!!!! Stopping in for an extra hot natural vanilla latte at Kaladi before I start my trip to Anchorage.
Now......take out contacts, shower and read.

Books = great Christmas gift!

Finally I am taking some time out to go to Anastasia's for a facial.
I am driving to Anchorage tomorrow to get pampered, some pain is included too, Anastassia really digs deep into those pores.
Then I am going to run around like a headless chicken and shop.
I always have even more Christmas shopping to do, though most is done. There is also certain things I like to eat for Christmas.
That I can't find in Soldotna and Kenai.
And I have a large bag of clothes, some books and toothpaste to donate to the AWAIC women's shelter.
They got all my Twilight books a few years ago, I hope somebody enjoyed reading those.
Today I got half of my Christmas cards done, so on Wednesday, Thursday the latest,
I can send out all my gifts to Sweden and hopefully all of it will get there before December 24.
And I got Rihanna's cd today, so I can listen to it on the looooong three hour drive to Anchorage.........

Well, this puts the, oh so wished for and coveted diamond engagement ring into a different perspective..........
Some guy in England got "bored" with his fiancé, so he decided to do the only thing a trapped man can do in such a dire situation.
Mr Romance went and got his buddy for moral support and with his help he tasered his fiancé, put her in a cardboard box,
bound and gagged her and buried her alive in the forest. Sweet! High Five! Free to date other ladies!
Well, the lady used her diamond engagement ring to cut her self loose and scratch her way to freedom.
Lady got skills! Oh, and she is Polish btw, so is Mr Romance.
Diamonds ARE indeed a girls best friend.
Kim K should hold on to her bauble, you never know when you can really need a diamond.
But really though. Most violent crimes towards women are done by people that know them.
The men in their life.
Tatiana wishes she could show this coward some of her Polish temper. Tatiana would definitely taser his his crotch repeatedly until
it caught on fire. Then she would have to decide wheter he should die a painful death or rotten away locked up somewhere.
But why waste food and water on such garbage? This goes for the buddy too, that was nice enough to help his friend.
Tatiana was not going to read this article at first, but the woman looks very much like somebody Tatiana knows. Striking resemblance.
But this girl is not Polish. She is Rumanian. Anyways.

You know the Wheel Of Fortune? Well, Tatiana has a Wheel Of Topics. Hundreds of things that either amuse her or infuriate
her and every other emotion in between, on a daily basis. Tatiana's mind works overtime - sober.
If she would do speed or smoke weed she could probably solve the World's problems.
With no assistance from Obama or Sarkozy. Tatiana for president!
Wait, she would hire Hillary Clinton and Putin. They could be useful somehow.
The Euro confusion? The dire economy? Global warming? Gay marriage? Illegal aliens? Aliens (from space)?
You name it! Piece of cake. But for now, Tatiana is going to remove her pink nail polish and watch TMZ.

This afternoon Tatiana got booked for two clubs back to back. For next year.
As usual, she will not disclose much info yet. To keep everybody guessing.
But here is a clue..........she has been to one already but not to the other.
Yea, never say never!

Ready for some more opinions from your Tati?
Well, breaking news! Kris Humphries "re-pimped" his place into a "man cave". What did Tati say a long time ago now?
He is a Neanderthal, now he is going to crawl back into his cave. Drink beer, scratch his balls and ocassionally venture out, locate a female and drag her back to his cave by her hair. Not that Tati thinks that tacky Kim K is any better, oooooh no! Kim is way too embarrassing.
There is so much good that could be done in the world and she is worrying about her $ 2 000 000 engagement ring, all the custom made dresses she wore at her fake wedding. That lasted. Not.
Really Kim? Please disappear, what a disgrace! Hide that badonkadonk already!
Or, start doing something useful with all that Kardashian KA$H. Btw Tatiana is not buying a single product that is endorsed by that family. They are not going to make a dime off Tati.

The wonder Mom, Michelle Duggar miscarried baby number 20. Sure, sad for the baby and the Mom to be. A miscarriage must be difficiult no matter how many babies you have squeezed out.
Tatiana totally understands this.
BUT, hello! Time to stop reproducing perhaps? Michelle does not believe in birth control..........
God decides how many babies she and her husband Jim Bob add to our already overpoplulated world.
Maybe God decided enough is enough? Maybe.
Also, baby 19 was born prematurely and had many problems as a newborn, so why even risk another pregnancy?
Tatiana does not care that the Duggars have a large home and provide for all their kids. To have that many kids today is wrong.
And yes, Tatiana also thinks that having ONE kid is wrong if you can't even put food in your own mouth.
If you are on welfare and have a kid, it should be against the law to have another kid until you are off welfare and stable enough to care for yourself and your brood. It's only fair for the children and the people that have to pay for this, meaning the tax payers.

That's enough of Tati's amazing opinions for now. She should get paid for this!

"Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up."

Here is the ad for the upcoming movie Young Adult.
Tatiana finds a few things funny here.......first of all, the theme "Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up." that's Tatiana in a nutshell.
ALSO, whomever came up with the styling for that pic must have seen Tatiana (or Julia) prance around somewhere.
That is Tatiana's Vegas uniform, sweats, Hello Kitty t-shirt, hoodie and a Victoria's Secret shopping bag. Dominating color - pink.
Always shopping, lol.
The dog would fit Julia's style, because she totes around her chihuahua Spike everywhere. Tatiana can't really bring Chhaya to the mall,
she is too big.
And the screenwriter for this movie is Diablo Cody! In case you don't know, she used to be a dancer and wrote her memoir "Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper" - a book that Tatiana loves. You should read it too! There should be some references to the
book and Diablo Cody in Tatiana's blog, you can do a search to read more.