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Like I mentioned in a recent blog, I read about ten or so other people's blog. Most of them belong to girls that live in Sweden where blogging is BIG and some of them are making good money and enjoying celebrity status purely by blogging......
Where is MY money????? LOL.
Anyhow, today this one girl, Tyra, is endorsing and selling the fake butt panties on her blog. Basically padded panties for girls, so your ass gets to look bigger and more lifted.
Seriously? Who wears that shit? I think it's like one of the lamest thing ever, really. Fake this, fake that. How about REAL?
I really hope that women and girls have more sense than to feel that they have to constantly "enhance" who they are.
I would be mortified if I was parading around with some padded ass panties on and some fake boobs stuffed in my bra all the time.
"Oooooh, look at me.......I am sooooooo curvy and sexy........!" BARF and whatever!
Imagine meeting some guy and then have to reveal the "real" me to him. How embarrassing!
I have B cup boobs, if you don't like them - oh well! I couldn't care less buddy, I like them and that is all that matters to me. BYE! NEXT!
Sure, some make up is fine, whatever. But who has the energy to be messing around with some padded panties every day?
Do you wear them every day once you start wearing them? Or do you go to school and work with a different ass size every day to keep things interesting?
Wear the padded ass only when you go out dancing? LOL.
The only pad that goes in my panties are the pads I use when I have my period.
I am all for women looking feminine and taking care of their hygiene. Looking nice. But padded ass panties? Stuffing your bra?
No, I do not like that. It's too much. And it is all to please and attract men. With body parts that come OFF for crying out loud!
Implants don't count here, since they don't come off obviously.
If anything, the man you attract with the help of your padded ass panties will turn around and run once they come off. I know I would.
I can't belive that some girl in Sweden is trying to push this bullshit product on the young girls reading her blog. I have always thought of girls in Sweden as feminists and strong, girl power you know........! This is kind of a set back.
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I am in bed. Chhaya is snoring next to me. She is so cute when she sleeps, her mouth is slightly open and sometimes she dreams and
kicks her legs really hard. I know she kicks hard because I am usually at the receiving end of the kicks.
Today I had an insanely crazy stripper kind of day. Like every day is in my stripper life.
I met up with my girlfriends that I also have hot lesbo/stripper sex with at a drop of a hat.
We went shopping for crotchless panties and push up bra's and flashed all kinds of people (on purpose of course).
Then we snorted some coke and got sloppy drunk at the local bar. Me and my two super hot blonde and
busty girlfriends picked up two studly guys and had some craaaaazy mind blowing sex. All five of us. That is just what stripers do all the time, hello!
Snorted some more coke and called it a night. Doing it all again tomorrow.
Wait........that wasn't me.
Let's see. I woke up early. Too early. Had a coffee. Read some blogs. Decided to go back to sleep, woke up around noon. Wrote a blog.
Ate some sandwiches. Tried to find something interesting to watch on tv - there was nothing.
Took Chhaya out for a walk. Had on very un sexy and un revealing clothes. That's a good thing.
Drove into town. Got a latte and an apple fritter. Did some errands. Got a new book, excited about new book, "Aleph" by Paulo Coelho.
Got home, ate some more, did dishes and cleaned a very dirty and in dire need of cleaning, stove. Felt happy to be done with the stove.
About to read new book soon and go to sleep later.
And how was your day?

Already? Jeeeez, time goes so fast! Does it start going faster when you get older OR has time in fact started to speed up?
I heard a theory about that on Coast To Coast AM, had something to do with 2012 and the end of times.
I remember the first couple of summer breaks in between school when I was little, they seemed to be going on forever, not anymore!
I am going to send out all my Christmas gifts pretty soon, I got almost everything bought, only a few things left. But I still need to take care of the
Christmas cards. Every year I get overwhelmed with all the people that I have on my list for either a gift, a card or both. I feel like Santa, lol.
I have a list. But I love giving, it is exciting to think of something to give to another person and it feels good to make somebody else happy.
Every year I promise myself that I will cut down a little but I usually don't.
Then I have to give to kids that need gifts too, at least two gifts, for a boy and a girl. And then I need to donate cat and dog food to the local animal
shelter. If I don't, I feel guilty.
I like Yuletide with Christmas music on the radio, it is nice to drive around and see how others decorate their yards, houses and put lights up.
All my Christmas stuff is in Vegas, so I don't think that I will have a tree this year, I don't want to accumulate even more decorations and ornaments, I have a bunch already.
Hopefully I will use it all next year. Stockholm, Sweden is sooooo nice around Christmas time, especially if there's snow.
Walking around Gamla Stan (Old Town) that time of year is magical.
Sitting down at a café in Gamla Stan to warm up with a latte and some warm blueberry pie with vaniljcreme is the best.



But it seems like many do not share the spirit of Christmas.
Many dread the crowds and the long lines, others fear gaining weight, some fear going into debt and others dread "having to be nice".
Well, that's why I have 80 % of my shopping done already, I get things throughout the year and put it away for Christmas.
And as far as "being nice".......I can't stand fake smiles and pretend personalities, yuck.
Just be yourself already, everybody can have a bad day and some pms. Stay home or avoid mingling then if you don't want
to "be nice" - whatever THAT is supposed to mean. Or up your meds. Take an extra bong hit
I never understood the whole fake personality thing, that is probably why I have been called blunt and a bitch countless of times but whaaaaatever,
I take that as a compliment. At least I am not fake. And once I am your friend, I am a good and loyal friend. That gives Christmas gifts.

Ok.......first I was kind of thinking that all the girls were really skinny, but then I remembered how skinny I was in my teens.
Yes, some of the "angels" in the show are teenagers. My friend Yolanda just read my blog and one of her comments to me was
that I am too skinny. Well, I was probably at least 10 - 15 lbs lighter in my teens, without trying.
Now I am more normal, I wish I could be as skinny now as I was at 18 but that would take too much effort.
Probably an elimination of pastries amd ice cream, can't do that!
Very skinny legs and narrow hips on the girls in the show. And of course, some of them diet and work out weeks before the show, why wouldn't they?
I would too if I would be walking that runway.
But even at that, I think that Karlie Kloss is too skinny for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
And not that pretty, she is more high fashion I think. Like her upcoming spread in Vogue.
They claim that the Victoria's Secret girls are more "voluptuos", well maybe compared to the girls that do high fashion in NY and Milano, but only by five lbs tops,
the girls in the show were all super skinny.
My faves were Miranda, Adriana and Doutzen. Did Miranda really squeeze out a baby?
From where did that baby come out?
I always thought that Allesandra didn't belong in the show, to me she has a manly face somehow.
My fave fashion moment was the PINK fashion, it was cute, fun and rave-y. I liked it very much.
But too many cutesy blowing kisses and winking eyes from the girls, they all do the same thing and need to come up with something new.
Like flip the camera off or something.
Kanye needs to go away, he is painfully embarrassing and his pants looked bad.
I think Nikki Minaj is cute but I don't like her rapping and her exaggerated face expressions, she is trying so hard to be different and edgy
and bla bla bla but it doesn't quite hit home. It's too much, less is more sometimes.
Look at Adele for example, sure her style is miles from Nikki's but she comes across as so much more.
Anyways, I love models, fashion shows and runways.

Tatiana is excited to have found a spa in Homer that offers treatments that she wants to try.
She might go there around her birthday next month and indulge.
Remember that she tried that Shirodhara treatment in Vegas a while back now but was disappointed because it was way too short?
Well, they offer something similar at Homer Day Spa called "Waterfall Hair Treatment".
Another service Tatiana is eying, the "Signature Facial Wrap".
Her regular facials she is still doing at Anastassia's in Anchorage, though it's been way too long since the last one. Tatiana needs another soon.
Also, at this spa in Homer, you can enjoy a soak in their outside jacuzzi with a beautiful view of Homer and surroundings.
Sounds like a great place to spend the day!

www.homerspa.com

Still feeling tired though I just slept for more than nine hours. It must be the weather, the sky is gray and heavy looking, they say there will be a winter weather advisory issued this afternoon, meaning it might snow a lot with low visibility, annoying if you are out driving.
I got a lot done yesterday - phew! In a bit I am going to clean up the kitchen (dishes) and drive to get a latte. A quick stop at the store for a bottle of Pine-Sol. I use that to mop the floor in the kitchen and bathroom - sexy!
Take Chhaya out and throw in a load of laundry. Hang dry the laundry because it's my nice sweats, thin t-shirts and other delicate stuff.
Take a long bath, scrub my face, moisturize. Catch up on other people's blogs, I read eleven different ones now, it's addicting! Good that I am a fast reader. Noticed that every other person in Sweden has a blog, that must be the big thing there. Not that all of the blogs are interesting. And most people have not been blogging as long as me either (in Sweden).
Me? Since 2006.
Later tonight, The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I am curious about Anne V, she is dating Adam Levine. I love his song "Move Like Jagger" - it's so good!
There, a typical day for me, to everybody that always asks me what else I do, besides work. I live a totally normal life. Duh!
Quite annoying question after a while actually, "Sooooo, what else do you do?".
Well, what do YOU do then? Work? Sleep? Eat?
Go to the bathroom? Errands? Catch up with family & friends? STUFF?
Living your life? Well, so do I. So do I........