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So a few days ago Tatiana read about some (crazy) woman that spent $ 10 000 to get a butt like Pippa's, you know Kate's sister. Kate who? She married William, the prince of England about a year ago. So many people though that Pippa has a great behind. Apparently some people are willing to spend $ 10 000 to give their own behind a makover to look like Pippa's. Read the story and see some pics
here
Tatiana doesn't think there is anything remarkable at all about Pippa's behind, it is rather flat. And Tatiana prefers more curvy butts with some meat on them and shape, bony is not her taste.
So last night Tatiana took some pics of her own butt. Of course! She thinks it is way better than Pippa's. To be fair, Tatiana has not insepcted Pippa's butt up close.....but from what she has seen of it - too flat, Tatiana prefers her own butt.
Taking pics of your own butt is kind of tricky. Try it yourself!
So, if anyone else is thinking about spending $ 10 000 to have butt surgery in order to get a butt resembling a pancake. STOP! Tatiana can think of other things you can spend the money on.....for example a nice vacation.....or you can donate the money to Tatiana. Good idea!
To get a butt like Tatiana's, you do not need surgery, you just need to sleep a lot, eat lots of pastries, no diet needed. Walk around in heels. Some occational exercise. Easy! You can do it!
Speaking of butts and surgery. When Tatiana was in Williston last, at Whispers, she worked with a black girl named Elle. She had butt implants. Tatiana asked the first night she saw Elle. "Excuse me.....is your butt real?" That girls butt was AMAAAAZING! Tatiana has seen some nice butts before.......this one took the price. You would have to see it to believe it. Elle told Tatiana that indeed it was fake and it had been injected multiple times with whatever they put in butts (saline?) until she was happy with the size. Then Tatiana happily felt it and was soft. And it looked REALLY nice too. Though unreal. It was just soooooo, Tatiana is not sure what words to use to describe it, like - WOW .
Elle though that Tatiana had a very nice and round butt "for a white girl", those were her words. Tatiana was quite fascinated with Elle and her curves, she had boob implants too. Elle was SO curvy that Tatiana asked her is she caused traffick accidents and wondered how people (men) reacted to her in the daytime, like say in the grocery store. Elle said that she usually hears "daaaaaamn!!" when she walks by. Tatiana also inquired if Elle had a fan club that she could join, because Tatiana became a fan. They were also going to take a pic of both their butts side by side but the last night of work Elle left early and Tatiana hasn't seen her since.
Elle also told Tatiana that a certain rapper that likes to wear colorful wigs went to the same plastic surgeon as her for butt implants. Yes, the rumour about the "famous' rapper is true, she has butt implants. Elle looks way better.






But now Tatiana is taking her famous behind outside, she can't be sitting here all day, wasting the sunshine, talking about butts......

Photos by KANE
(All the images of me on this blog belong to me.)

Yaey! The dirt roads around my house are finally snow free, so I went on the first outside run of the year. It's been a while.....
It felt GREAT! All that fresh, cool air cleaning my lungs. Doing it again tomorrow.
Have to admit that I got lazy later on and decided on staying home instead of working. Made panckaces with whipped cream and strawberry jam. In a bit I am going to take a bath and read, then sleep.
XOXO

Tatiana is fascinated with a lady named Hypatia that lived in Egypt a very long time ago. Hypatia was Tatiana's kind of chick.

"There was a woman at Alexandria named Hypatia, daughter of the philosopher Theon, who made such attainments in literature and science, as to far surpass all the philosophers of her own time. Having succeeded to the school of Plato and Plotinus, she explained the principles of philosophy to her auditors, many of whom came from a distance to receive her instructions. On account of the self-possession and ease of manner which she had acquired in consequence of the cultivation of her mind, she not infrequently appeared in public in the presence of the magistrates. Neither did she feel abashed in going to an assembly of men. For all men on account of her extraordinary dignity and virtue admired her the more."

She was smart and confident. Involved in literature. Men liked her. Tatiana can totally relate to Hypatia, perhaps they are interconnected?
But the best part is that Hypatia once threw her menstrual rags (meaning a Kotex or whatever other kind of pad women use when on their period) on an admirerer. Tatiana LOVES Hypatia!
There has been plenty of times when Tatiana felt very tempted to pull out her tampon at work and throw it at annoying men. But she didn't.
Though Hypatia (that lived a long time ago, probably in a patriarchal society) had the guts to do it! WOW. Tatiana is sitting here right now with a pad in her panties.....lol.....yes.....very yummy and SEKSI.....she knows. Hey, it's normal ok?! Maybe she should stuff this bloody pad in her Honey Dew's tonight and fling it at some random annoying guy at work? That will teach him!
And it will be a moment to remember. Tatiana is seriously thinking about changing her name to Hypatia.
"Next on stage......Hypatiaaaaa!!!"



(Hypatia by Charles William Mitchell). Hmmmmm......do you see the resemblence?

Tatiana is just going to write a quick hello here before she rushes out to get her daily latte. Her daily medication. Supposedly a couple of cups of java per day do all kinds of good things for you, like help fight off depression. Probably doesn't help with serious depression, more like the mild case of blues.
It is nice and sunny out so Tatiana is planning to roll out a blanket on the porch and lay outside and soak up the sun while she does a few loads of laundry. The downside is that there is STILL snow out, it is so annoying. Tatiana is tired of the snow already, she wants to see grass. This is how it is to live in Alaska, the winters are long. The snow is around until like the end of April at least. Depending on where in Alaska you are, this state is huge.
Later on tonight, Tatiana is planning to work. Maybe something fun will happen at work so she can entertain you all with some stories.
If not, there will probably be more pics of Tatiana in the mirror at work later this week.......lol.
Anyways, Tatiana has to go and get her medication now!

Stuff that I should get, really. I could make my own lattes at home. And a juicer would be perfect too, for a fresh and super healthy fruit or veggie juice every day. I just have to research which ones would make the best buy. I do like the Gaggia espresso machine though.