Welcome to Chaos !!

The small suitcase with all the essentials for tonights evening at work is packed and ready to go. There are no lockers at Frank Day’s so we have to bring all we need with us and take it away at the end of the night. And this year I am not staying in the trailer that the clubs provides for the girls either. I got my own room which is much better.



And here is a pic of one of the areas where the lap dances are done. In case anyone is curious......



Besides that, the on the road life as a dancer in an extremely small and remote town doesn't offer much excitement.
Work, sleep, shower, eat, get ready, work , sleep etc - that is the repetitive cycle. There's nothing here, lots of roadkill on the side of the road and a flat landscape. Anyways, I have to run, if I am not there by 7, smiling and ready Shelley will spank me.

I got back from work not too long ago, washed all the germs off me and turned on the tv.
I watched "Couples Therapy" on VH1.
Felt pleasure mixed with horror when I watched Courtney Stodden, a few weeks shy of her 18th birthday when they recorded the episode, and her husband Doug, in his 50's. She was only 16 when she married him and I think he was 51. I kind of just threw up a little in my mouth.
Of course I heard about this train wreck before but never seen her talk before. I don't know if she is putting on a show of being the über dumb blonde bimbo or if she really is THAT dumb? She is one of the lamest girls I have ever witnessed. The way she talks with her baby voice, the pursing the lips together (thinking it makes her look sexy), the vacant just plain idiotic look on her face......There is NOTHING attractive about a girl that acts like her. If you think so you need to get your head examined.
Sure she has a beautiful body but who doesn't at 17? I had an amaaaaazing body at 17. There's nothing to it, you just do. You don't need any exercise or diets, your body is young and beautiful at that age. As far as her hair being real, it looks like extensions to me, pretty bad ones too.
She also seems to live in either a bikini and stripper heels, or booty shorts a miniscule top and stripper heels. Classy!
Where are her parents to let her look like this, act like this and get married at 16 to some guy old enough to be her Grandpa?
My Mom would had NEVER let some old guy get anywhere near me when I was her age. I can't wait to indulge in the next episode and see some more of her sheer stupidity. And her disturbed husband. That a man in his 50's thinks that a bimbo like that is intellectually stimulating is scary, he obviously isn't too bright himself. And yes, of course he enjoys her body and bla bla bla, her face is not that great though. She looks at least ten years older than she is. But after a while you need something MORE than just sex, unless you are plain dumb.
Also on the show, Nic Richie that has the blog/website thedirty.com
I read it sometimes. He thinks that every woman should be very thin (if you are over 130 lbs you are unattractive), blonde and have large fake +2's, as he calls implants. And they have too look right, not be lopsided, botched, or have that bolted on look. If your nose is ugly you should fix it first and then get boobs. And if you had kids he will spot your "mommy pouch" and point it out. And if you have a wrinkle or two by your armpit or some moles on your body he will make sure that you are well aware of those problems too. LOL. Not many girls pass his critical taste.
I don't care, I find Nic's site trashy and entertaining. And he does have a nice side that comes through once in a while, his opinions and comments are spot on at times too. I think he has a pretty wife, hopefully he is ok with her mommy pouch, if not she should divorce him. And take all his money.
Speaking of money.....work tonight was nothing to write home about, so I won't.
I did watch a highly entertaining stage show that involved a girl, a guy and a beer bottle. Soon, I have seen it all. Seriously. I thought these shows only happened in Bangkok, I was wrong.
But now I am going to sleep. I can't wait for breakfast/lunch tomorrow. I hope I can find some decent food around here.

It took me a long time to get here......but I made it safely. Four different airplanes and a three hour long car ride.
This is what greeted me when I got off the final plane in Sioux Falls. I think they forgot to mention the dancers. The sign should say Welcome Hunters and Strippers. Or dancers, whatever word you prefer to use, I tend to mix them.



On the drive to my destination I crossed over the Missouri river for the first time ever. It is large and majestic. I had to take a pic.



The reason mostly men from all over the US come to small places in South Dakota at this time of the year is to hunt pheasants. I guess they think it is a "fun" and "exciting” sport. Though I think it is pure animal cruelty. The pheasants are brought up just to be hunted. Barbaric if you ask me.



I work in a very small town called Dallas, population 144. I can't even imagine living here year round. Well, I guess I could if I had a farm full of horses and other cute animals to occupy my time with.
The food here sucks. There is one coffee shop in Gregory a few miles away from Dallas and the place was closed down at one in the afternoon. I ate at some "restaurant" and I do not think I will go back there. Two ladies eating at the table next to me complained that their food tasted bad and was cooked wrong. And most people that I saw around town were on the heavy side and unhealthy looking, even the kids. Soda and fried food seem the be the staple foods here.




The place I work at is called Frank Day's. I was here last year in November, look for it in my archives to read the blogs from then.
I remember thinking last year that it was hands down THE craziest club I have ever worked at. And all those memories came back in full force last night, just as crazy now, if not more! The guys here expect A LOT from you. And most of the girls do whatever touching wise, it seems . I had to wrestle with almost every guy I danced for and say NO repeatedly - kind of like entertaining rapists. Not fun. It's actually really fucking annoying to have to tell grown men NO, over and over again. Really? I don't know if I am going to last 10 days here......maybe, maybe not.
But no means no. Yes, really! Until I slap you hard and kick you in the balls. I am not at all interested in having some strangers touching me in between the legs with their dirty hands or giving me breast exams. No thanks. GROSS.
And the girls do a lot on stage too. I saw a girl get off the stage, sit down naked on a guys head and pick up a one dollar bill with her VAGINE.
I had to follow her (of course). Some fat guy put up a $20 and I just danced around on stage as usual, I would never get off the stage to straddle people, sit on their heads and certainly not pick up bills with anything else besides my hand. So he got all huffy and puffy, didn't think that I delivered a "good enough show" for the $20, so I told him to keep it. I don't need it.
Last year I did ok here (actually), sticking strictly to the way I work, so it might be decent this year too but I don't think I will be coming back here, it's just a tad too much for my taste. But never say never! Frank Day's is owned by a really nice lady, Shelley Day and it is a very lively and fun place. If you are a guy that wants to practice giving breast exams to many different girls for a very cheap price, then this certainly is the place to come to. Also, fun people watching, good food (might try it for lunch tomorrow) and enthusiastic dancing in the dining room to the juke box that blasts mostly country songs on full volume.
A few girls were pretty, two really nice black girls, both very beautiful. One of them reminded me of Stacy Dash, her name is Naomi and she is my girl crush here......And one blonde very pretty girl I remember from last year. The rest of the crew so far.....ok.



Well, I am going to go outside and enjoy the weather before getting ready for work. I hope tonight will be better than last night because it wasn't that good.
Oh and my new fave song? Diamonds by Rihanna. I love her!

Ok......time to travel for work again. Not feeling especially enthusiastic about that right now as I am sitting at the airport waiting for my first airplane, out of four - fun......NOT. I hate to leave Chhaya but she will be fine, I am having bad separation anxiety. I'd rather be in bed snuggling with her right now, watching tv.
I invested in one of those neck pillows, never used one before but the last couple of times I have been flying I felt slightly handicapped afterwards. And I am STARVING. Can't wait to eat something in Anchorage. Well, don't know what else to say for now. I want to eat and sleep. Maybe read before I sleep.

So today I have slowly been preparing for my trip. It was definitely time to wax my legs. I wait until my hair (on my thighs) gets long and furry, well to me it feels furry at least and then I rip it out by waxing. I shave from the knees down.
I also rented and watched The Human Centipede . It wasn't that scary, I will be able to sleep fine after watching it. I wonder if similar experiments were done on humans back in the concentration camps by Dr Mengele and his team.....you know during World War II. Actually.....I think I read somewhere that he sewed two children together to create conjoined twins. It's really mind-boggling the evil humans are capable of.



Now to a different subject. I still keep on getting comments on my blogs I wrote about the two clubs in Williston. And emails.
Recently a girl from Texas wanted to know how to get hired at one of them and she mentioned that she makes about $ 600/night during the week at the club she works at and no less that $ 1000 on weekends. So what should I tell her about Williston?
I do not have the answer to that ladies. You have to decide if you want to invest in the airfare there and find and pay for a place to stay. Last time I worked in Williston was back in March. Some people seem to think that I live there? I suspect they only read like one isolated blog that I wrote about either Heartbreakers or Whispers. No, I live in Alaska of all places but I do travel for work once in a while.
I think that making $ 600 - 1000 every time you go into work is good, actually VERY good.
I have girlfriends that dance in Vegas at some of the large topless clubs and sometimes they have a hard time making their house fee. So if you make a minimum
$ 600 every night you work, you are doing good. Should you go to Williston? I don't know, YOU decide but don't expect too much - that's my advice. You can read all the blogs I wrote about Williston and the two clubs there by searching for them in the tool bar in the upper right hand corner of my blog. Maybe that will help some.
On October 2 I wrote a blog called "3 AM and Tatiana just got......." and in it I talk about being upset that I only made $ 420 that night.
I was joking of course, as I often do in the blog, I can't help myself. 🙂
To me $ 420 is decent, I work at a small club and it is slow right now so I am not counting on or even expecting any $ 600 nights though they do happen once in a while. Like last Saturday, I did really good. And sometimes I have nights when I make $ 100. That's the reality of things. And it's ok, I can live with that, I make my money in the most honest way I can without ever compromising my personal boundaries. Even if that means that I will have a "low" income night here and there. And I remember when I worked in Vegas. At Crazy Horse Too, Sapphire and Treasures. Did I make thousand of dollars every night just because I happened to work in Vegas? Some people seem to think that stripping in Vegas equals big bucks. Far from it.
Well, maybe if you do more than just strip........The large topless clubs usually have hundreds of girls every night of the week. Sure I had good nights but also many bad ones. And the same went for my girlfriends that I worked with.
One of my friends that used to work at a large club in Anchorage back in the day when the club was busy and the money was flowing more freely than nowadays counted 59 no's before she finally got a yes when she asked around for dances. 59 no's! And she is a good looking blonde with curves in the right places. A knockout.
I think that if you work at a club in a decent size city, a club with heavy traffic, you should, as a dancer take home no less than $ 300/night, if you are at least ok looking and have a fairly good personality. And of course have some really good nights too. BUT that is not the reality for majority of the dancers. That is just how I THINK it should be. Some girls do not work in busy clubs for whatever reasons. Or live in large cities. Like me. And even in a large, busy club you are going to have shitty nights.
Of course some dancers would never admit to having a bad night. I have heard plenty of girls exaggerate their earnings, not sure why?
Maybe to feel better about themselves or something? And of course, some break all the rules and do WHATEVER to make money.
I can't compete with that and won't - EVER. Yuck. Those are the girls that give stripping a bad name. It's a shame. I have written many blogs about this topic. Why? Because it bothers me. They basically ruin everything for all the other girls.

But I am getting tired now. Sleep time - lots of stuff to do tomorrow!

So guess what I found in the dressing room on a small shelf where we have all kinds of communal items girls can help themselves to.......some Summer's Eve! That made me very happy, I immediately made myself some impromptu Summer's Eve headgear so I am always prepared at work. A girl can never be diligent enough with her personal hygiene.....and you never know, somebody might snatch me up and get a bunch of dances and instead of running to the dressing room, I will have my VAGINE spray ready and handy. Efficient is what I am.
I sprayed some guys pants with that stuff.....it stinks! Summer's Eve is a very overpowering smell, who would want their VAGINE to smell like that? I's rather mine smell like NOTHING at all, the way it does - instead of some Summer's Eve skunk spray.
Then I asked loudly (of course)....who this bottle of Summer's Ever really belongs to. It is still a mystery.
I am home and in bed now after working to 4 AM. I am not working again until Friday and I will be somehwhere in South Dakota then.
Where? That I am not telling yet, you have to read the blog to find out......


Oh, one more thing......there is a girl at work that's been wearing what used to be a white skirt and bra. Note that I say the outfit used to be white. It's like grayish and dirty looking now. She has been at the club for about four months and she works pretty much every night. I think I have seen her in a different outfit three times at the most. That is kind of gross, especially since I suspect that the now grayish outfit doesn't get washed very often, or at all. Bleh. Maybe she needs some Summer's Eve? I wear things over and over again too but I rotate my stuff and wash it.
Grayish panties that used to be white? You'll never catch me like that, I am not homeless.....I am a dancer.