Welcome to Chaos !!

This Sunday is coming to an end. I'm at work.....I have been very ambitious lately, focused and full of energy. There is nothing going on here but I'm happy because I'm watching Rihanna music videos, fawning over her, loudly telling nobody in particular that she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and fantasizing about her coming into a club I work at and falling in love with me.....because I'm totally in love with her. YUM!
I usually do errands in town on weekends and that means a stop at Kaladi for a latte.



Found these two cards.....they are so me - I'm fabulous and amusing. Right?! You are too, don't let anybody tell you anything different!



I also started on a new book I got earlier this week when I had a layover at LAX.
Mind Of Winter by Laura Kasischke. I had to get it, it's about a perfect fairy princess named Tatiana. How fitting! 🙂



Remember to go outside and get a glimpse of the full moon this Tuesday....it's supposed to be a rather unusual one, might turn orange or red if I understand it right....and there will be a lunar eclipse. I hope for a clear evening so I can take some pictures.

Just did a load of laundry.....stripper laundry. A few thongs. I just wash them in the tub while I'm washing myself. The other night some kid was in here begging to get hired on as security......yeah, so he can try to talk to us all night long/work. I told him that there are lots of obligations that come with working as a security guy at a strip club. I mean, I can slap the guys around myself if and when they annoy me, I don't need a security guy for that.
If somebody gets too out of line I just maul their crotch with my heels. Anyhow, what are the obligations you might wonder? Foot rubs when required, even if the feet are stinky. Also hand washing of our underwear - thongs, boy shorts.....clean, crusty, smelling a bit fishy....you name it....the security guy has to do the stripper laundry. Clean our shoes with baby wipes. He also needs to offer a shoulder to cry on or be available for angry tantrum outburst when we are having a bad night for any reason. Once I explained all of this to him he said he wasn't interested any longer.....his friend on the other hand said that he would gladly take on all the responsibilities. Now that's a real man! He got hired on the spot.

You might wonder how the baby is doing? Like the princess that she is. I love Chhaya so much and it wasn't fun to be away from her for so long while I was in Vegas but I only bring Chhaya on trips where I can drive to whatever destination I'm going or when I am away for several months. Flying with Chhaya is traumatic for me and I'm sure for her too, so Chhays only flies when absolutely necessary.
I am feeding her well, here she is about to enjoy rice, steak, boiled carrots, some avocado and a little turmeric sprinkled in there. And her glucosamine pills. I should probably take some of those too.....for my old brittle bones.....LOL.



Then she gets to take a nap, looking like cutest puppy ever. Yesterday I woke up with Chhaya plastered against my body, I was on the edge of the bed barely hanging on. Typical Chhaya. She can do no wrong in my eyes.....the baby!

It's Friday night and I'm at work, yes here in Alaska. It's about to be a two week crazy parrrrrty here at the club because the Boss Lady and the Big Boss are away on vacation. Since I am the self appointed assistant manager and all.....LOL....I'm going to make sure every night that I'm here is going to be a fun one. Yeay!
So far it's slow in here but I'm having fun. I'm busy eating chocolate, admiring myself in the mirror (TRUST ME, you would do the same if you were me) and taking a ton of selfies of myself. We are not allowed to take pics in the club but since I only take pictures of myself....DUH like who else would I even bother taking a pic of....and they all know this by now, I get away with having my cellphone out....aiming it at myself. I actually renamed my phone "the selfie machine" tonight. A very fitting description. I take a ton of pics, even though I am totally in love with myself I do take many pictures of other things, like my baby Chhaya. And lattes. If you have been reading my blog for a while.....you know this.
Me eating chocolate.....yum.





There is a guy that comes in here on a regular basis that always brings in chocolate for all of us. Not only chocolate, outfits too....like bras and panties. And just gives it away. It's very nice of him and I love the chocolate, the outfits are really not my style. I graciously receive whatever outfits he gives me and then I give it away to the other girls. I'm thinking he is trying to fatten us up with the chocolate only to kidnap us and hold us hostage in the future, feeding us chocolate and making us wear some weird looking too small thongs.
And this is what I'm wearing tonight, the new bra. Cricket noticed it right away and complimented me on it.



So like I said, we are going to be having a grand ol' time in here for the next two weeks. I don't want to give too much away because I know that the Boss Lady reads my blog and I don't want to worry her while she is away trying to have a nice and relaxing vacation. HI DIANN!
Ok.....it's time to break out the meth in here and crank up the house music.....gotta go!

Since my flight left Vegas at 6 15 am the other day, I had to fill my time with some kind of a late night activity before I left, once I was packed and organized that is. I had to swing by Walmart and buy a duffel bag because I had too much stuff. That is after Julia let me borrow one of her suitcases. I arrived in Vegas with one bag to check and left with two additional bags to check. What can I say, I like shopping and need things.
My friend Wolf189 told me about an all night coffee shop so me and Julia decided to check it out and then go down to the Strip to take some pics in front of the High Roller (the new Ferris wheel in Vegas). The coffee shop, The MadHouse Coffee (located on Desert Inn and Durango in the Vons plaza) was SO much fun that we ended up staying there until we (reluctantly) had to leave for the airport. Easy my new fave place for coffee in Vegas! Super cute and cozy inside, cool tables, large lounge chairs, amazing art on the walls, fun things to buy like a plush doll of The Scream by Edvard Munch....a fave painting of both mine and Julia's. I was lucky enough to see the original at MoMA in NYC a few years ago. The coffee was quality and tasted great AND The MadHouse Coffee has an extensive menu of tasty sandwiches and other food, made to order (not pre made already) and some interesting and very yummy desserts, some made with Nutella and I loooooveeee Nutella, of course I had to try one.....
So yes, The MadHouse Coffee is great! I am definitely going to spend a lot of time there next time I'm in Vegas. Me and Julia barged in there around 2 am and had a never ending giggle attack once we saw some of the fun stuff you can buy there, the super friendly and very patient guy that prepared our drinks and desserts probably thought that we were insane.

How did I spend my last evening in Vegas? I hiked up Mountain's Edge. It's a very easy hike, anybody can do it and it's well worth it! If you want amazing views of Las Vegas plus surroundings and a great place for pictures, you should take a drive to Mountain's Edge park (actually Exploration Peak park), it's not that far from the Strip either. Located on Blue Diamond and Buffalo. Go a bit before sunset, you can watch the sun go down and see the Strip light up, GORGEOUS!















I sat there and watched the sun go down.....felt sad because I knew I was getting on an airplane in a few hours and said thank you to Vegas, I had a great time on this trip. I am like that, I say thank you to all kinds of things, animals, nature, the sun, the moon, the food I eat etc. That's how I am, I am very grateful for everything that I have and get to experience.
Here is a pic from a previous outing to Mountain's Edge, I dragged Julia up there that afternoon. I recommend that you go up to the top twice, no rest, you will feel a nice burn in your thighs and get a little sweaty, a great spot for burning off some calories and enjoy the view.