Welcome to Chaos !!

I worked last night and tonight. Sometimes I swing by Hooked On The Bean for a little treat before work, it's too yummy to resist.
Lots of claws out at work tonight, not enought guys and too many selfish girls - the cattiness comes out. You know me, I do not "compete" for dances. I do not have to, want to and yes I am ctually too good for that. I think guys should be thanking their lucky stars that they can even have a dance with me. More dancers should feel like that about themselves, not only feel like that - put that out there. So no claws out for me at work, I just sit back and
observe the spectacle.
Theresa, our waitress told me that some guys had came by her store, she has a grocery store in town and asked her something about me. And she told them that Tatiana doesn't sit with guys that act like assholes, even if they do have a lot of money. And that's right, I don't. I'd rather sit by myself.
She also said that some girl at work SUPPPOSEDLY gave some guy up here fishing an std (outside of work), so some fishing guides heard about that and are not bringing in their clients.
I find that a little far fetched. I think the fishing guides are not in with clients because the fishing is bad this year. And as far as std's goes, not only dancers have them, last I heard those are rampant with people in every category of life. And hello, if you are going to have some kind of a sexual encounter, at least use protection until you know what's going on down there.
I personally do not meet up with people for after work activities and I do not have one night stands either.
But that's me. But then of course, I do not have to worry about any std's either. Though I can see how a girl with an infected VAGINE at work could spread it around to other girls, it is probably possible if you don't watch out in certain situations.
Anyways, I am eating granola and I have a hot cup of tea to enjoy, got the latest Bazaar with my girl Rihanna on the cover, so I am going to drool over her now.

OK, I actually feel SICK today. I might even have a slight fever because I feel really warm, it comes in waves, took a pill for bad stomach cramps. I feel greasy, tired, gross, achy and flabby. Yuck. I really hope that I feel better tomorrow. I was even out and about this afternoon, drove into town, did some errands and thought I was going to make it into work tonight. And then it suddenly got bad and there is no way I could had worked tonight, I would had been under my blanket on the couch all night long. Where you will find me some nights anyways if I am bored or not in the mood to talk to drunk guys.
Been watching the Olympics, sorry if I offend any Americans now (some people are very sensitive when it comes to sports) but I think that Viktoria Komova should had won the gold in gymnastics, she did so well on the mat (floor exercise), flawless landings, she moves so much nicer than Gabby, so much more graceful. I am not saying that Gabby did bad, obviously not, I just thought Komova did better. After her performance on the mat I was surprised that she didn't get the gold.
Anyways, here is a pic of me and Chhaya. Though you can only see Chhaya's cute butt.

Photographer Wolf198.

Of course I didn't make it into work tonight, I am not capable of walking around in an outfit that fits in my palm AND having to be at least semi nice to people right now. I am bleeding and feeling lethargic. Therefore I am staying at home. I am shuffling around in sweats and my hair up in a messy bun.
I have a stash of the latest gossip magazines and who doesn't read gossip magazines?
If YOU don't then maybe you are too busy working and taking care of your kids or something else, therefore Tatiana will come to your rescue and fill you in on the latest! LUCKY YOU!
First of all, every so often there will be a bunch of photos of celebs caught with no make up on. Some still look good or ehhhh at least decent but some NOT so much, the hair and make up people sure make miracles happen, not to mention the photoshop team. I mean, the Kartrashians have a recent ad out for some product and when the beauty team can make even Khloe look good then you know that they are putting in an effort.
I wonder what MY photos would look like with a star team behind me? Freakin' amaaaaazing probably........
So by now everybody knows that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. With the guy that directed her in Snow White and the Huntsman which I have seen btw. Kristen just repeated the same role she played as Bella in the Twilight movies, low on emotions. Blah and bleh. I am not sure if Kristen only made out with this director dude or if they actually slept together but it seems pretty serious since Rob has removed himself from their home. I am not that shocked, Kristen is only 22, she has been with Rob for a few years now, they are young and this relationship is not going to last forever even though it is very cute that they fell for each other while playing Edward and Bella. What I am more interested in is the married with two kids director that is at least 20 years older than Kristen. He is the one that should be sorry! What a creepo! His wife should leave him, or get a ring worth millions like the one Kobe gave Vanessa after she caught him cheating, again.
TomKat and the divorce. So little Katie decided to divorce Tom and supposedly he didn't see that coming. If that's true she is not as sweet as she is trying to come across as. She should had known who and what she was getting herself involved in when she accepted Tom's proposal AND got pregnant, she knew about Tom's involvement in Scientology. She should had though that over long and hard before getting married. That is what you do. She did supposedly get into Scientology herself. I do not know much about that religion, people seem to make much fun of it. Like it is so much better to be a Mormon and have a bunch of wives and a ton of kids. Or be any kind of zealot that takes Islam or Christianity too far. Katie is a regular looking girl that got swept of her feet by Tom.
She seemed in love and happy at least for a while. What happened? She just now realized their "irreconcilable differences"? I actually feel kind of bad for Tom now.
Mila Kunis is dating Ashton Kutcher? I like Mila, she is very pretty and seems smart. I hope she gets rid of the man ape Ashton, he seems genuinely dumb.
And I am disappointed that Rihanna, my girl crush, seems to still be hung up on Chris Brown, he too looks like an ape. She can do so much better than him. Look at her, she is gorgeous!
He is lame. And so is Drake, the other ape look alike involved in her drama. She needs to be with a HOT man, or woman.
J Lo still going strong with her Jon Cryer look alike Casper. J Lo is beautiful, I am not sure what she is doing with Casper, she seems happy but I do hope that she keeps some sense in her brain and doesn't get pregnant with this man child. That would be a mistake. She doesn't need more kids. She has three already. The twins and Casper.
Jessica Simpson is HUGE still, I do not blame her though, I would be huge as a whale too if I got pregnant. She is so large. Supposedly her fiance Eric is less than thrilled, I think Eric needs to shut his trap and rub Jessica's feet and back and whatever else she wants him to do. Jessica is putting a roof over his head. I smell another Britney and Kevin disaster here.
Speaking of Britney, I am not sure that I like this Jason Trawick guy that she is engaged to. I think Britney should be single, she doesn't need a boyfriend.
Well, that's all I can think of right now. My tummy tells me to go downstairs and rummage through the fridge.

Just a late night quickie blog, it's a little after midnight and I am watching TMZ with my feet propped up on a pillow. Seriously I should be part of the TMZ crew, I should contact Harvey......Harvey needs Tatiana!
Had a wonderful day with lots of eating and two baths. Got a lot done too. Feeling fat again because I have been scarfing down food and not moving more than necessary.
OMG, I just saw a pic on TMZ of Kim K's ass in some light colored stretch pants, at least my ass don't look like that. Sorry but THAT is not good looking to me, that ass is out of control huge.
I don't like flat butts either, actually I check out womens butts all the time. But too large is NOT cute to me. Though I did work with a girl at Whispers that had a huge butt, she told me she had butt implants, her butt was really big and didn't look real but it was really nice still and I was completely fascinated by that butt. I even asked if she and her butt had a fan club.
I was definitely a fan!
Starting to feel guilty about not working for the last couple of days, sometimes when I don't go in I feel like I am missing out on something......but really I am not besides some additional $ 100's in my stash of savings. It feels good to be home and lazy, for now.
But now I am going to curl up and sleep. GOOD NIGHT!