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Entries from April 2012

Wednesday, April 18. 2012

Bachelor Parties

Early morning here in Alaska.....still dark out. Tatiana got home from a boring night at work not too long ago. Strange how some nights fly by and are super fun whereas other nights drag on and are so painfully boring.
Well, Tatiana can't sleep yet. In a bit she will hop in the shower and get ready for bed but first some blogging. Yeay, right!?
Sometimes Tatiana gets asked if she does bachelor parties. Well, usually - NO. She has done two. The first one was a long time ago and Tatiana did the party with her friend Shelley in California. They made sure that the guys in the group knew and agreed to that it was going to be strip club style dancing ONLY. None of the usual shenanigans associated with the "typical" bachelor party.
The second bachelor party Tatiana did was in Alaska. She met a group of guys at Charlies and they were so impressed with her that when one of them was getting married a few moths later he wanted Tatiana to be in his bachelor party. At that time Tatiana was still dancing at The Bush Company in Anchorage, she had only danced at Charlies a few nights. So the bachelors friend went to The Bush three times before he finally ran into Tatiana.
Tatiana was not the only girl that participated in that party, besides her there were seven more girls picked from The Bush. But it was because of Tatiana that they got to do the party, since the bachelor really wanted Tatiana, he had his friend go and find her at The Bush. And there they found some more girls. Not that anyone said thank you or anything, with one exception.......yeah.....lol.
Anyhow, all that happened was a limo ride out to a restaurant, a dinner, some conversation and then a limo ride back to the club. Well, the girls in the limo Tatiana was in were topless. That's it. Easy and fun and great $.
See, Tatiana does not have any interest in participating in the typical bachelor party which seems to be a hectic mix of sex show/body parts tasting/freak show/S&M play. Tatiana would feel very uncomfortable with having whipped cream, chocolate or booze licked of her boobs and/or other body parts by a group of people. Or doing some kind of a forced, poorly rehearsed and awkward lesbian sex show with toy play. NOOOO way, ever. That kind of party is way too wild for Tatiana. So when people ask if she wants to do a bachelor party, she says that she is just .....too boring. Because reality is, if most guys want some kind of a wild show at a bachelor party, they would be setting themselves up for a major disappointment if Tatiana showed up.
Tatiana doesn't know how girls do the parties when there's whipped cream, toys and all that other stuff on the menu. That's kind of rough.
Therefore Tatiana rather works in the controlled environment of a club where none of that is expected. Not to say that she is opposed to bachelor parties but most of the stuff that goes on during those gatherings is way too wild for Tatiana.
Oh and btw, if that was Tatiana's fiancee licking whipped cream of some sweaty chicks body parts after they been licked thoroughly by all his friends and engaging is some touching/grabbing of boobs and perhaps other stuff too and maybe even assisting in the lesbo sex show.....guess what?
He would be a single guy again, real fast. With a long lasting foot print on his ass. Tatiana is open minded but that kind of entertainment does not fly with her. ICH DON'T THINK SO HONEY.
But now......bath and bed time!

Tuesday, April 17. 2012

Frazzled

Had a hectic day today, so far. Ran around everywhere doing errands, taxes, my phone kept going off. So I had it plastered to my ear while ordering food, coffee and taking care of everything else.......felt really frazzled all day. Managed to sit down this afternoon and eat, finally, while texting with my friends.
Now I have to take Chhaya out and do some laundry. But really, I need a nap and some quiet time. And a massage! Looking forward to work tonight, so I can put on my heels and relax.



The Best

Tatiana just got home from work, a pretty fun night actually. Tatiana had better jokes than Borat all night long. Some nights she is just in rare form.
And somebody needs to be "the prettiest girl on the face of the Earth". Hey, don't get upset, Tatiana did not bestow this title upon herself, one of her fans tonight did. If you don't agree, which is totally ok.....take it up with him!
Anyways, Tatiana is in bed now, she has an angry rash on both her butt cheeks. She is suspecting that the stage is dirty and full of germs that infected Tatiana's cheeks. So she might volunteer to clean the stage this week, then at least it will get really clean. A few buckets of hot water with some Pine Sol should take care of any dirt. The prettiest girl on the face of the Earth can't have any red butt rashes.
But to Tatiana Chhaya is the prettiest and the best. Look at that face! LOVE!!!





Home Depot with Chhaya

Earlier today I went to Home Depot, Chhaya came with me. She likes going into stores, she thinks it is very interesting indeed.


I found something pink and fun, maybe I can somehow make a fun outfit for EDC with this pink stuff? I want to look like a futuristic cosmonaut.
Like the SuperNova that I am. EDC.....coming up.....June in Las Vegas!




Trying these tonight

Tonight I am trying these two Kérastase products for my hair. It is going to be interesting to see if they are worth it because they are on the pricey side.
I have been holding on to the nourishing treatment for a while because I wanted to have a certain Kérastase shampoo to go with it and now I do.
So, Bain Oléo-Relax shampoo and Masquintense treatment, I left the treatment in my hair for about 20 minutes. Hair wrapped up under a plastic cap covered by a towel. Now I want to try the new Cristalliste products by Kérastase, they are made for long hair. And come in pink packaging, so very ME.




Monday, April 16. 2012

Good Morning to all my fans!



Another Monday is here, a new week full of fun and opportunities......right!? 🙂
Tatiana just got up, laying around and stretching in bed as you can see.
The plans for the week are......work almost every night, Tatiana is leaving next week to go on vacation, so she needs to work so she can have shopping funds. Maaaaybe gym once or twice. Since the weather is so nice she is going running a few times too. And that is about it. Besides the regular everyday routines.......Chhaya, vanilla lattes, keep the house clean, tend to the new garden, shower & shave.......the normal stuff.