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Entries from April 2012

Saturday, April 21. 2012

Pick A Color!



Had a pedicure at a salon today. Last time I went to a salon for a pedi was almost a year ago. I am picky with who gets to give me a pedicure. I like a place in Anchorage called Executive Nails but the man that used to pamper my toes there does not do pedis anymore. Too bad, he gave great foot rubs! So I tried a place in Soldotna today, Nail Boutique and had Dean work on my toes. He was ok. He even tried to dig out a piece of glass that is stuck in my foot since over a year now.
I stepped on glass while traipsing around barefoot under a tunnel at Lake Mead in Las Vegas during a photo shoot. I'll do anything for a great pic! As usual I went with a pink color on my toes. And I always bring my own polish.



Friday, April 20. 2012

Babies!

Some of the seeds that were planted only a few days ago are already sprouting. How fun! It's the radishes and the Romaine lettuce.



Thursday, April 19. 2012

That Stripper Smell



Last night I was sitting at the bar next to a nice man, talking about all kinds of topics. He told me that there is a very pretty Polish or Russian girl working at Fantasies on 5th in Anchorage, her name is Sasha. Now I want to go there and check her out!
At one point he asked me "what is that perfume all strippers wear, it seems like you all smell the same." And....."if I could bottle it and sell it, it would be a best-seller and I know all the men would buy it and give it to their wives and girlfriends."
I've heard this before. Girls that dance, smell good. Well, most do. I have encountered a few that had really bad BO. Totally nasty.
I always get compliments for the way I SMELL, lol. That sounds funny. I almost always wear VIVA La Juicy by Juicy. I love that perfume, even for every day outside the club use. I also LOVE Petite Chérie by Annick Goutal, that is my favorite perfume but I am out of it right now, it is kind of expensive and can only be found at high end department stores. Or online of course.
I have been stopped by strangers on the street before asking me what perfume I was wearing while having on Petite Chérie. That means little darling in French btw. Did you know that I also speak French? Oui, j'ai étudié le français à l'école en Suède.
I think I smell so good at work from a mix of VIVA La Juicy, lots of exposed warm skin, my shampoo and conditioner and my own personal scent. And when you are in a strip club you can smell the combined perfumes and scents of all girls, so it kind of mixes together as one scent that engulves the place.
Once in a while a girl will wear a really heavy and strong perfume that kind of shocks your senses as she sits down next to you, that I don't like. All you can think of is the perfume because it is so overwhelming.
I think that if somebody could bottle the way dancers smell (the way I smell actually, lol), it would be a huge hit. There should be like two variations of it, one in a light pink glittery bottle called "Stripper" and the other in a light purple bottle with rhinestones called "Dancer".
Oh and speaking of wives and girlfriends......to all the ladies that read my blog that don't dance. I do not date men that are taken, out of respect first and foremost for myself and then for YOU. I would not want that done to me, therefore I do not do it to others.
The only two married men I would date, with the total permission and knowledge of their wives of course, would be my number one crush, Chester Bennington. ♥
He could also get divorced first and then come and find me....... And the second married man is Bill Gates, I doubt that Bill would divorce Melinda. Instead all three of us could be a team and do good in the world. There is nothing like altruism and good deeds!




Snack



Cut up bananas, whipped cream and vanilla ice cream makes for a very delicious snack. Exactly what's needed to keep my famous behind looking fab.
It's almost 8 PM. I have been reading up on the prostitutes or should I call the ladies escorts, that is what they wish and the Secret Service scandal in Colombia. I am curious about this mess. Also, the woman that shot and killed another woman and stole her three day old baby. Ohh wait a sec, it was a BLACK lady that shot a WHITE lady and took her WHITE baby. What's next? An uproar from the white community in this country? Demonstrations? Should some prominent white preacher (are there any?) take a stand in media? Should a bounty be put on the black womans head? Just saying.....this country has some weird problems. Me, I really don't care what color or race anyone is, just treat people fairly and if they deserve to be put in jail for someting bad they did, so be it. And if somebody does something good, that should be acknowledged. Regardless of color and race, duh!
You have to be a sick and evil fuck to shoot and kill a woman and steal her baby. Also read about two disgusting assholes that put a pibull on fire. That poor little dog died three days later from her injuries. During the three days she lived with her burns, she still greeting humans with a wagging tail. THAT made me cry. The vets taking care of the little pitbull girl named her Phoenix. I wish I could burn those two motherfuckers that put that dog through that to death. I would show no mercy whatsoever. It would make me happy to see them suffer actually. Shits like that do not need to take up space on the planet. Also, Phoenix had signs of bite marks on her body, probably from dog fighting. I HATE people that mistreat animals.
But it is now time for me to take a shower. Feeling kind of mean and angry tonight, these poor guys don't know what is awaiting them if they even look at me in a way I am not happy with.

Wednesday, April 18. 2012

The day so far....

I woke up at 11 30 AM, normal time for me. Gave Chhaya a chicken treat, took her out for a quick pee. Jumped in my truck, with Chhaya of course and drove off to get a latte. Came home and finished the latte and had some sandwiches. Picked up a little at home. Enjoyed a moment with Chhaya. Planted myself on the couch to check my e mail and see what's going on in the world today.
Now I am about to get dressed, taking Chhaya for a walk. Later tonight - work. I hope it will be more entertaining than last night.