Welcome to Chaos !!

I spent the day doing errands and planting an indoor vegetable garden (that I will transfer to the outside later), tomatoes, radishes, salad, beans etc. Never planted veggies before, it will be interesting to see if I will get a crop. The vegetables in the grocery store are contaminated with pestisides and growth hormones, the organic stuff they offer is very expensive. Now I might have my own food in a few weeks. I wish I could plant pastries and ice cream this easy too.
Chhaya sat right by my side while I was planting the seeds, she always wants to do everything together with me, we are a team.

Tatiana went to the movies with Lexi this afternoon and they watched The Hunger Games . It was SOOOO good! And scary. You should see it too.
Now Tatiana is back at home, she is about to hop in the shower and get ready for work.

So yesterday I was going to spay Chhaya. She never had puppies because there are way too many dogs in need of a loving home, I don't think I should contribute to the problem. Also, the shelters around the country are full with pitbulls. SO SAD! I wanted to spay Chhaya because it might prevent her from getting certain cancers, not because of me wanting to breed her or not.
Anyways, that's why I got up at 8 AM yesterday, to take her to the vet. I was SO nervous, I don't want to hurt her in any way. And spaying a dog means they have to be put under anesthesia, scary!
Chhaya does not like going to the vet and she knew something was up because when the vet assistant tried to take Chhaya away from me, she REFUSED to go, I had to lead her to the kennel. I felt really sad.
Well, Chhaya didn't get spayed. I had them do her blood work yesterday too and there was something iffy about her pancreas. Nothing too alarming but Chhaya is on a low fat diet for a few weeks and then I am going to have her blood checked again.
I have been guilty of feeding her stuff that I probably shouldn't. Also Chhaya's vet told me to not give her any pork or sausage.
While Chhaya was at the vet I went and got her one of those collars dogs wear to prevent them from getting to any stitches.
Here she is wearing it, looking super cute!


Chhaya has a toy bin at home, full with chew toys, ropes and teddy bears. When she wants to play or nibble on a teddy she digs around in the bin until she finds what she is looking for.


Here she is nibbling on one of her teddies.

I am laying in my comfy bed with cold feet and a warm Chhaya. It's 3 AM and I feel tired. I have to get up at 8 AM, so in five hours, to go and take care of something that I really don't want to deal with. Anyways......I am going to turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Tatiana thinks that taking dollar bills with your mouth is so outdated and tacky, not to mention gross. It just looks cheap somehow. And desperate.
Yea, maybe it was something strippers did back in the day but that practice should be retired, just like the neon colored g-string hiked up way too high on the hips. When Tatiana first started dancing, she did take a few dollars with her mouth, she will admit to this sin but it always felt weird and wrong somehow, so she stopped. She refuses to do this since a long time. Now when people sometimes sit by the stage and stuff a dollar in their mouth with an expectant look in their eyes, Tatiana either tells them that she does not take money with her mouth or ignores them. Sometimes, if a girl (not a coworker) sits there and does it while all her friends watch on, like it is some kind of a show, Tatiana doesn't want to make the girl feel bad. So she leans in close, lets her hair fall forward and snaps up the dollar with her fingers and smiles.
Tatiana worked with a person that every time she went on stage, would pick up a dollar with her mouth, position it onto the tip of her tounge and start flicking her tounge around with the dollar bill hanging there. Every time she went up, more than once each time, like a routine. It looked funny and trashy. Imagine all the places the dollar bill has been. Would you lick a bathroom floor? Yea, didn't think so.
It's kind of strange, this practice of thinking strippers should/would want to take dollars with their mouth. How did it start? Would you go into a bank and approach the teller with a bunch of bills stuffed in your mouth in order to make a deposit? Probably not, so refrain from doing it in strip clubs.
And don't get offended if the girl on stage has more sense than to take that dollar that's in your mouth or in your hand with her mouth.

So a few days ago Tatiana read about some (crazy) woman that spent $ 10 000 to get a butt like Pippa's, you know Kate's sister. Kate who? She married William, the prince of England about a year ago. So many people though that Pippa has a great behind. Apparently some people are willing to spend $ 10 000 to give their own behind a makover to look like Pippa's. Read the story and see some pics
here
Tatiana doesn't think there is anything remarkable at all about Pippa's behind, it is rather flat. And Tatiana prefers more curvy butts with some meat on them and shape, bony is not her taste.
So last night Tatiana took some pics of her own butt. Of course! She thinks it is way better than Pippa's. To be fair, Tatiana has not insepcted Pippa's butt up close.....but from what she has seen of it - too flat, Tatiana prefers her own butt.
Taking pics of your own butt is kind of tricky. Try it yourself!
So, if anyone else is thinking about spending $ 10 000 to have butt surgery in order to get a butt resembling a pancake. STOP! Tatiana can think of other things you can spend the money on.....for example a nice vacation.....or you can donate the money to Tatiana. Good idea!
To get a butt like Tatiana's, you do not need surgery, you just need to sleep a lot, eat lots of pastries, no diet needed. Walk around in heels. Some occational exercise. Easy! You can do it!
Speaking of butts and surgery. When Tatiana was in Williston last, at Whispers, she worked with a black girl named Elle. She had butt implants. Tatiana asked the first night she saw Elle. "Excuse me.....is your butt real?" That girls butt was AMAAAAZING! Tatiana has seen some nice butts before.......this one took the price. You would have to see it to believe it. Elle told Tatiana that indeed it was fake and it had been injected multiple times with whatever they put in butts (saline?) until she was happy with the size. Then Tatiana happily felt it and was soft. And it looked REALLY nice too. Though unreal. It was just soooooo, Tatiana is not sure what words to use to describe it, like - WOW .
Elle though that Tatiana had a very nice and round butt "for a white girl", those were her words. Tatiana was quite fascinated with Elle and her curves, she had boob implants too. Elle was SO curvy that Tatiana asked her is she caused traffick accidents and wondered how people (men) reacted to her in the daytime, like say in the grocery store. Elle said that she usually hears "daaaaaamn!!" when she walks by. Tatiana also inquired if Elle had a fan club that she could join, because Tatiana became a fan. They were also going to take a pic of both their butts side by side but the last night of work Elle left early and Tatiana hasn't seen her since.
Elle also told Tatiana that a certain rapper that likes to wear colorful wigs went to the same plastic surgeon as her for butt implants. Yes, the rumour about the "famous' rapper is true, she has butt implants. Elle looks way better.






But now Tatiana is taking her famous behind outside, she can't be sitting here all day, wasting the sunshine, talking about butts......