Entries by TATIANA

Yep, Tatiana got a little chunky while in Vegas. She estimates that about five lbs of chunk is spread out around her thighs and butt and waist. Gross.
This has to go. And it is not going anywhere because Tatiana can't diet, she likes food too much and being hungry makes her very annoyed. And being very annoyed and working at The Bush is not a good thing.
There's only one other solution. Liposuction! Tatiana found a super cheap doctor or actually a med student, he is going to perform the liposuction this Sunday from his home that he kind of converted into like a hospital, kind of, it's cheap and Tatiana is really excited. She will be back at work just one week later, skinny and happy! This is great, a med student performing cheap lipo from his apartment!
LOL. No actually, Tatiana is just kidding. Hello! No liposuction, at least not yet.
No, the solution is the gym. Tatiana has not been to the gym since October, so it has been a while. The gym is the only thing that will help the chunk to go away besides a diet, and Tatiana is going to continue with her regular diet, which is "eat what you want", it's a great diet, you should try it too!
So yeah, Tatiana has been feeling like a chunk monster at work. The chunk is like very visible when you are wearing next to nothing, well actually nothing besides heels while on stage. Chunk is much easier to camouflage underneath clothes. But not at work. So the chunk has to go.
Tatiana will keep all of you up to date on the progress. She might go to the gym once, max twice a week. Tatiana is lazy and likes sleeping..........

OMG! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH !!
Tatiana got a present! Her much loved "Starfish" by OLIVIA, an artist she really likes.
Thank you!!!
Isn't it SO GORGEOUS !?!


If you want to see some of Olivias art, go to
www.thepinupfiles.com
Not all of her stuff is here though, actually a few of Tatianas favorites are not.

No, not ugly bling on guys, please retire the fat chains (whether real or fake) with Jesus or dollar signs dangling from them, it is past the due time to retire the old Ed Hardy hat already and the shirt with the angel wings motif and some rhinestones glued to it in the back.
This is what some people do, that in Tatianas opinion is super cool.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Hannah-Teter-is-going-off-the-grid?urn=oly,223826

This girl, Hanna Teter, just won silver in Vancouver. She is going back to the States to live in her yurt, off the grid, with solar and wind power, she is a vegetarian and gave away her prize money. THAT is impressive! Tatiana doesn't know this girl but she loves her, this is Tatianas new hero.
Hopefully one day, not too far from now, Tatiana will be able to get away at least somehow. She is working on it. Living off the grid, at least a little, seems nice. Tatiana just wants to be around large crowds of people when there's loud house music present. Besides that, she will be happy with a few close friends, animals and nature.

Tatiana had every intention of going to work tonight but she has a really achy neck and shoulders, it's kind of getting worse. She didn't want to have to go on stage and in the midst of some sexy move become totally debilitated so she decided to stay home. After consulting with her friend Rose-Marie in Sweden, she took two Motrin. Hopefully this condition will improve fast because Tatiana needs to work. Unless you can spare a bunch of thousands of dollars and donate the bunch to Tatiana?
Well, so Tatiana decided to make it a movie night.
First she watched "The Girlfriend Experience" a movie she has been wanting to see since she heard about it a while ago, Sasha Grey stars in it and Tatiana has mentioned her before. (As you faithful readers of Tatianas blog should recall by now). But the movie didn't do much for this film critic. Sure, it was well written and well acted, Sasha did good but overall - not so much. Boring.
The other movie, Tatiana just grabbed by chance. "The Ramen Girl" starring Brittany Murphy. Tatiana loved this movie. Brittany acted real well and she looked like an angel, she probably IS an angel now. And Tatiana loves Japan and the movie takes place in Tokyo, great story, interesting and some cute Japanese boys, yes - loved it!
Tatiana has some kind of intense drawing to Japan and everything Japanese. Actually she must had been Japanese in a former life. Also British because she loves high tea and Kate Moss. And she most certainly was a Mongol also, a wild girl riding around on the steppes with Genghis Khan, hair blowing in the wind. Those were Tatianas former lives, some of them.

Weird where life takes you.

......for Tatiana is a place called "Great Harvest Bread" in Anchorage (on Benson, the same location as Cafe Amsterdam). They have some really good stuff in there and they give away super yummy generous sized sample slices of fresh warm bread with butter to anyone that comes in. RUN there before February is over and get a sample or a whole loaf of the white chocolate cherry bread, it is so good that Tatiana fantasizes about it. She is going there this weekend to get herself a whole loaf of it and then she is going to take that bread home to enjoy it and watch movies. That's sexy isn't it?
They also make really good sandwiches there and they have an espresso machine, so it is the perfect place for Tatiana and it is her new favorite place.
Besides her latest food obsession, Tatiana is back at work. It's fun. Of course everybody just NEEDS to come in there but you should know that by now.
On Saturday Tatiana is getting a massage, she really needs one, she feels border line crippled. She is sooooo looking forward to Saturday, still many days away.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/7278532/Jews-leave-Swedish-city-after-sharp-rise-in-anti-Semitic-hate-crimes.html

If you have the time and energy to read it, takes about a minute or two.
This annoys Tatiana to no end. Sweden used to be a rather peaceful place UNTIL they started accepting too many immigrants. It's a small country. Tatianas solution? Kick out the MF's that cause problems, it doesn't matter if they are Africans, Arabs, Polish, Jews, Muslims etc.....(we have them all in Sweden by now) if they can't be "normal" and peaceful, if they do dumb shit and if they don't want to learn how to speak Swedish for various stupid reasons, then they need to go back to where they came from. That's it. Tatiana moved to Sweden with her Mom from Poland, yes it is not the first time she mentions this fact in this blog. She knows the feelings associated with not knowing a language and being targeted for that, arriving somewhere new and foreign. No, it wasn't always easy (actually it was bad at times) BUT if all she would had done was cause problems in Sweden and spread negativity then why even be there?
Sweden is NOT a Muslim country and should NOT become a Muslim country, that would be awful. Neither is is a Jewish country. It is Sweden. Should be calm and peaceful.
There are way too many immigrants in Sweden causing big problems. Tatiana is just waiting for the Swedes to get pissed off and dig out those old dusty Viking helmets and weapons and start cleaning house. See, Swedes are by nature very calm but once they get mad, the old Viking in them wakes up and then you better run.
Tatiana is like a Polish/Swedish mix probably. Kind of hot tempered and feisty but at the same time calm. She thinks. It is not easy making judgements about oneself.