Entries by TATIANA

After looking for a new bra to add to my collection I finally decided on one today. I have all kinds.....pink, black, blush, grey, cream, multi colored, blinged out but no blue bra. Until today. The blue stands out more when it's on. They opened up a new Victoria's Secret at the Fashion Show mall, complete with the more upper end collection and large screens with the VS models on the catwalk - I like that. So this is the new bra.



I'm now addicted to Sambalatte, especially if I get latte art in my cup.



I also love my new bag with all the charms I attached to it, I have been decorating my purses and bags for years now.



Also addicted to the vegetarian burrito at Cafe Rio. And their mint lemonade. So YUMMY!

Today I spent the afternoon at the mall with Julia. Started off the mall outing right with some ice blended vanilla coffees from Coffee Bean.



There is a BRITNEY store at the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood for all you Britney fans out there. Me and Julia ❤ Britney, so we were in there oooohhh-ing and aaaahhhh-ing and fawning over all the mega size posters of our Britney looking pretty and fabulous.
We saw her in concert a long time ago and we would like to see her latest show at Planet Hollywood.....but I guess she is on a break now.





How CUTE are these outfits? The cutest. It's the new rave wear.



I'm back home now, exhausted. I walk so much here and do things basically non stop, except for when I'm sleeping. No more Kenai chunk.....back to looking like an anorexic Vegas stripper on meth.

OK, so I recently went in for a thyroid test and a few days ago I went in again to get a basic check up panel done. I have not been to the doctor in a very long time and Julia convinced me that I needed to get this done. She had to come with me again, since I am scared of needles. This time they actually took three vials of blood and it seemed to take forever, I was very close to passing out. Julia made me listen to some music while my body was being emptied on blood. It was awful but it's done now. And guess was? Clean bill of health. The thyroid stuff, TSH, T4 and T3 are all in range (for the knowledgeable professional readers I have, like Annette). And my blood work came back all in range. I am healthy. And we did my blood pressure and heart rate twice. I was told that people would pay to get my results, the staff at the lab said I am in athlete shape and that my heart is as healthy as somebody in high school! Even I have to say -WOW.....! I guess it pays off to be an "anorexic stripper"!





The staff at AnyLabTestNow were wonderful and took good care of me and my needle phobia. Me and Julia got them a thank you card and some nice chocolates and that was much appreciated. I am very grateful to be healthy. I know the value of this.

I had a great day today, started out with a latte from Sambalatte then I went to Sunset park for a walk and a run. The weather was great, kind of windy and chilly and I felt really happy and very ALIVE! I love my life right now.





This evening I had dinner at Grimaldi's with my friends Mike and Mikey. We used to live together here in Vegas, so we caught up on the latest and laughed at our memories. We have so many memories from those days, awwwww.......I'm feeling all nostalgic now.
It's kind of cold out and it rained earlier. I'm on the couch feeling cozy.

So I was planning on doing an April Fool's joke for my readers today, saying that I am pregnant, I took some pictures of my (flat) stomach. But then I thought it would perhaps come off somewhat tasteless, since there are people out there that are TRYING to get pregnant and some are unsuccessful. And I'm sure it's not an easy time for them, so no pregnant April Fool's joke. Then I tried to come up with another fun joke.....but I gave up.
Anyhow. When I look at my blog statistic I can see what people sometimes search for and then find my blog, certain search words. So today we had "unicorn bun", "does summers eve give you bv" and "girls with small yellow teeth". I have written some blogs about what I think about fellow dancers that spray copious amounts of Summers Eve on their VAGINE.
Like WHAAAAAT? Smelly much? No Summers Eve for me in case you wonder. But the girls with small yellow teeth made me curious. I know that my teeth are not super white but I don't have some small, yellow, weird looking, barely there knobs either, in fact I get tons of compliments for my smile. So I looked at the link provided for the "girls with small yellow teeth" and indeed there I am in full glory, two pics. I even made the first pic! Yeeeeeeay!!!!!



FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! Never came close to thinking that my claim to fame would be my fun fake teeth (that I sometimes put in at work just so I can laugh at my own comedy show) or my opinions about Summers Eve.
I went to delicious Samblatte today, YUM! New purse with pink Coach hearts attached to it and a matching heart in my coffee mug. CUTE!

Last week when I was getting dressed to go home at work one of my co workers chatted me up. Pretty Jamaican girl with a nice face and nice body, all natural (except the hair), long and lean. Other than that a lot of girls in this club have a Kim K body, short chunky legs and big asses, no waist and fake boobs. Not what I consider pretty. But we all have different taste.
So Jamaica starts lecturing me that I should make way more money than I do. I guess she thinks I'm pretty also. That I need to be more aggressive and hustle. Trust me, in this club and most large Vegas clubs, the hustle is hard and relentless. I compare it to being thrown into a bowl with starving piranhas. The men get attacked as soon as they step their foot in the door. Jamaica said that I am solely at work to make money and if I don't get the guy with the money to spend, somebody else, will. She absolutely has a point but I don't have the hustle in me, never have.....I just don't. Sure I will ask for dances but I won't beg, nag, latch myself onto people, talk dirty, drag them away to the VIP, force dance and then charge them. I can't do that. But it works, it always amazes me when some of the old dragons clomping through the club in their heels manage to drag some drunk and somewhat unwilling guy off to some corner and take charge of their wallet, good for them I guess....the old dragon, not the guy. He will end up with a severe case of PTSD. And part of me (a big part of me) thinks I'm too good and that people should be grateful that I am in there and even bother to give them a dance. They should ask ME for dances but it doesn't always work like that in a strip club.
I know, I am so very full of myself....and it rubs some people the wrong way but guess what?
I don't care because I know myself. And I have a mirror. But I think dancers could make more money if they were less eager. Just because you wave a dollar in front of me doesn't mean that I am going to do whatever, if anything that will make me annoyed. At least it annoys me. Classy people don't wave their change around. Yes, even a $20 counts as change.
Then Jamaica started telling me how much she makes. I know she makes money because I see her in the VIP a lot. VIP = place where you will pay more for lap dances. How much varies from club to club but usually starts at $100 for three songs and up. So I listen to her bla bla bla......the week before on a Monday she made $17 000 and when she worked at the Rhino it was several thousands a night, she mentioned sums of $35 000, I'm not sure if that was weekly or monthly. I like the girl, she is friendly and pretty but she gets completely wasted at work. The other night we did a VIP together for some guy. Good that he gave me my money upfront because halfway through the second song I put my top on, grabbed my purse and walked out without a word. The kind of entertainment he expected and got (from what I saw) I do not provide, even if it could potentially make me $17 000/night......(ahem.....or even $1700 to be more realistic). I am a "prude" in some ways, I guess for being a dancer and all. But certain things do not belong in a strip club. And I only do certain things with my bf (or gf). Nobody else.
Besides that I've had a full blown cold with a runny nose and mucus-y throat. I was being so proud that I was going on so long without being sick and as soon as I stepped inside a Vegas strip club and got blasted with the ice cold AC laden with all kinds of germs I got sick. No fever or ache though, only the nose and the throat......but I'm almost back to normal now. I even look sick and tired in the pic, my eyes feel tired when I have a cold.