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The Adventures of TATIANA SUPERNOVA

Sunday, April 15. 2007

Julia goes to Playboy Club!!

Tonight Julia went out with a small group of girls from Sapphire to promote the club. Everyone went together to the Playboy Club at The Palms Hotel & Casino. The purpose of the trip was to hand out Sapphire passes and drink cards and encourage people to visit Sapphire. Julia had never been to the Playboy Club before, but she has been hearing a lot about it since it opened recently. You take an elevator up to what seems like nearly the top of the building. The club consists of several rooms, with a casino, a lounge, and a few bars. The colors are black and red, and there are revolving pictures of Hugh Hefner, his girlfriends, new and old covers of Playboy Magazine, etc. on the walls. In one of the rooms there is a nice fireplace with comfortable chairs to sit and relax in. The cocktail waitresses and card dealers are all dressed in classic bunny costumes, and Julia thought they were all very cute! Overall the atmosphere was laid back and the view is awesome! You need Playboy Club!

And when you are done winning lots of money there, don't forget to come to Sapphire and visit Julia and Tatiana !!

(Written by Julia).



Thursday, April 12. 2007

Thoughts on Blood Diamond

Last week Tatiana watched the movie, Blood Diamond . She highly, highly recommends it, and she thinks it should had received an Oscar instead of The Departed (she agrees that it's a very good movie also, though the story is played out, but guesses that The Academy finally let Scorsese have his Oscar).
Tatiana wants to share that she has been aware of the dirty (mildly put) diamond business for some years now and she does not want a diamond. If Tatiana ever gets married, this is certainly not something she strives for, she would much rather go on a beautiful, interesting and memorable trip somewhere than have a rock on her finger. This world has gone mad when women all over think that love is measured by the carats they carry on their finger.
There was a time, many years ago, when Tatiana longed for princess cut diamond earrings but when she found out about some of the circumstances under which some diamonds are harvested, she was disgusted and lost all her appetite for such things.
Tatiana wears her plastic rings and various "fake" stones and Hello Kitty bracelets and necklaces with pride. She feels sorry for girls that are brainwashed by the media and society to feel the need to have a diamond to show off.
She hopes more people will wake up and take interest in what's going on in the world instead of living in their sheltered bubbles of imaginary life.
Wake up girls, it is 2007, diamonds are NOT your best friend!!!



Saturday, April 7. 2007

Planning for New York....

Julia and Tatiana are trying to make plans to go to New York soon. They are thinking about going sometime in May, and staying for a few months if they like it. Hopefully, they can find a club that they can both agree on and like.

Tatiana has worked in New York several times in the past, and she loved it.

Julia has been to New York a few times, but never worked there.

If anyone frequents the NYC strip clubs, please leave a comment or e-mail us and let us know where you think we should work. The Fargo Sisters are always open to suggestions!!!!

Thanks !!

Tatiana & Julia

We are also looking for a place to stay, after we wear out our welcome at Elaine & Ed's.

Tatiana can clean, and Julia can walk around topless. Da Nang!!

(Written by Julia).

Thursday, April 5. 2007

Fake Eyelashes are Da Nang!!

You might be wondering what Julia has been up to
these days. Or you might be wondering how she
spends her free time. Lately she has been working
as much as possible, and spending many hours
getting her hair done. A few weeks ago she started
getting fake eyelashes super-glued onto her real ones.
The results are great, and she is trying to convince
Tatiana to get some. These are not ordinary fake
lashes, that glue on in a strip and wash off as soon as
water touches them. Julia has been getting individual
fake lashes put on with an adhesive like super-glue.
She loves them ! Hopefully, Tatiana will get some too.
They look great, and there is no need for mascara.

Perfect!

(Written by Julia).



Julia's Bad Date

Dave Matthews Band, MGM Grand, Las Vegas (3-23-2007)

Julia went to go see the Dave Matthews Band a few
weeks ago with a friend from Denver. The Fray was
opening and Julia is a big fan. After The Fray played
their set, Julia looked around and realized that she
was surrounded by hippies ! They were all VERY
EXCITE
to see Dave Matthews. Julia couldn't
understand why they were so enthusiastic. Dave
Matthews is pretty good, but he is no BORAT. When
Dave started playing, the crowd went wild. Women
were screaming and waving their hands around and
dancing like they were at a Gratefull Dead concert.
One woman was even wearing a shirt that she had
made herself that said "DAVE, MY HUSBAND SAID IT
WAS OKAY."
WTF? After sending Tatiana
numerous text messages relating how bored and out
of place she felt, Julia decided something must be done.

The Dave Matthews fans were out of control and Julia
didn't think the music was all that good. So when her
date announced that he was going to the bathroom,
Julia fled from the venue. She raced to her car, while
frantically text messaging her date that the smell of
marijuana gave her panic attacks and she just had to
leave. Her date was, of course, a little hurt that she
had left suddenly without saying goodbye.

But you know what they say :
desperate times call for desperate measures.

The Fray was wonderful, and Julia recommends that
everyone should see them in concert, or at least buy
their cd. They are from Denver, and Julia got to meet
the drummer and his girlfriend one night at Shotgun
Willies.

Da Nang!!

(Written by Julia).



Wednesday, April 4. 2007

Waxing time!

Tatiana decided it was time again.....time to wax those hairy thighs..........
She used to do it at a salon but soon realized that she could do just as good of a job herself at home and it would also be cheaper. Today she used Nair for $ 9.99, at the salon an upper leg wax costs about $ 30 plus a tip, whatever......
Tatiana thinks back to the day when she first shaved her upper legs with chagrin.....
She used to have fine, blond thigh hairs until one day she shaved because a friend was shaving her whole legs. To Tatiana's horror the hair that grew back was darker and coarser! So now she waxes about every six weeks and shaves her lower legs.
Tatiana feels like a very considerate person, she doesn't want to subject the patrons in the clubs that gaze at her long legs to a nightmarish vision of dark fur, so she keeps them smooth.
What about Julia? Well, Julia shaves her whole legs, it makes her very cranky because it is so time consuming but she is also a considerate person.
Last year when the girls were in Denver, Julia decided to get a Brazilian after admiring a fellow dancers smooth crotch area. If you don't know what a Brazilian is (GASP!), it is when all the hair or almost all of it is waxed from the private parts. From the front,
to the back. Ouch!
Tatiana was sitting next to Julia documenting bits and pieces of the process by taking pictures and video on her cellphone. And offering support to this painful ordeal.
And painful it was.......Julia had to stop halfway through, she just couldn't muster up the courage to go all the way. So it ended up being almost finished.
Now you know how the girls deal with some of their body hair.