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The Adventures of TATIANA SUPERNOVA

Friday, May 16. 2008

I have a laptop now!

Christmas came early this year! I am a very happy owner of a MacBook laptop! It is supercute and I named it SnowSnow.
Yeay! I have a laptop now!

~ T ~


Monday, May 12. 2008

Bad razorburn

Tatiana thought that you all need to know that she is experiencing a bad razorburn. Down there. You know, around THE VAGINE. It is very nice! HIGH FIVE!


Lazy Sunday

After relaxing at home last night Tatiana was totally in the mood for another day of......relaxation......BUT duty called and she has to show up at The Bush today at 7 pm. The girls are on a strict schedule here, kind of like doctors in the emergency room.
And YOU know that a lap dance from Tatiana is good for your health!
But before going in for her nurse/man entertaining duties, Tatiana went out and got all the latest gossip magz and the latest Playboy. This was to be enjoyed with an iced, venti, two shot, vanilla latte with whip and a 6' veggie from Subway.
Playboy had a spread of the girls from Crazy Horse at The MGM in Las Vegas, a show Tatiana has seen several times. Interesting......




Saturday, May 10. 2008

Freakshow

Three nights a week some girls that work at The Bush put on shows. The show usually includes a costume of some sort, sexy firefighter, schoolgirl, goddess, angel, jockey etc and the whole thing is more thought out and elaborate than the usual two songs on stage. The shows have been surprisingly good, the girls are really fun to watch. Tatianas favorite is Daisy. She is a pretty blonde with a great, natural body and she moves really well. Tatiana had a dance from her last week, it was grrrrrrreeeeeaaaaat!!!
Well, yesterday Tatiana watched a really bad show, a freakshow actually. No names mentioned. But this older, in Tatianas opinion, over the hill "dancer" - sorry to say, put on something that was disturbing to watch. During her show she was joined by another over the hill dancer and they drunkenly staggered around and crawled around on stage while squirting lotion on each other from a bottle, desperately trying to look sexy. It was BAD. Tatiana was so embarrassed on their behalf. This performance made Tatiana cringe. Nigtmare inducing for sure.
Somebody needs to retire this lady from her shows. Her old 80's implants are bad and her face not that great either, to put it gently. She might be a wonderful person but that's not the subject here.
Tatiana recalls seeing similar shows at Flashdancers in New York. The club would have "feature" dancers come in a do some kind of a show. Most of these features were older ladies with overly bleached yellow hair and monstrous implants. They would cheerily skip around on stage and look crazy. What if this will be Tatiana one day? OH NO!!! Hopefully she will learn a trade soon, like housewife-ing and retire from dancing before it is too late and she will be the freakshow in the club.
DA NANG!



Sunday, May 4. 2008

Enjoying Elena

Last night right after Tatiana got off the stage after her super hot (lol), performance, there was a guy that asked her if she could come over to his table and dance for his wife. Ok, Tatiana said, lead me to your lovely wife. Turns out that the wife was a really pretty, young, Russian girl named Elena. She was petite with a very pretty face and dressed well, she had on some super sexy black leather booties with straps that Tatiana admired.
After chatting for about ten minutes Tatiana danced for Elena. This was not Tatiana's first time dancing for a woman, far from, but this was by far the prettiest girl Tatiana has danced for. Not counting dances Tatiana made and received from certain fellow dancers. But that will be a chapter in Tatiana's upcoming novel/autobiography.
Back to Elena......Elena was very much into the dance, she pressed her whole body up against Tatiana. The husband stayed turned away during the whole dance.
Later Tatiana found out that they were married for five years. It seemed like Elena would much rather be with Tatiana than him. He didn't give a fun impression. Too bad the dance had to end but it was also a good thing because if not, chances are that there would had been a steamy make out session between the two girls. Tatiana noticed that Elena was looking at her a lot for the remainder of the evening. Tatiana would had probably went home with Elena, SANS the husband, but since he was included this was not happening.
Oh, who says it's no fun being a dancer......


Saturday, April 26. 2008

Some random ramblings

So if you have been reading my blog you might remember that I mentioned that I worked with Daisy that was on "Rock Of Love 2" with Bret Michaels on VH1.
Well the show is over now and Bret had it down to Daisy and Ambre. I was totally hoping he would pick Daisy but he chose Ambre that I thought was rather nasty in many ways. I think he was intimidated in some ways by Daisy's hotness and her ex Charles. So now I hope Daisy will get her own show where she can pick in between a bunch of guys, she should also get her own Playboy spread. Of all the girls on that show she was the most fun and pleasing to watch. And I have seen her in person, she should definitely get Playboy, no airbrushing needed!

Besides some obsessive "Rock Of Love 2" watching I have been working and I went skiing in Alyeska, it was very, very good skiing! I might get in another skiing trip before the resort closes down for the season.

What else? Oh being just fabulous me.....things are going well.

More from Tatiana another day. Time to go and eat some pastries, need to keep my figure looking beautiful! 🙂