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The other day Tatiana watched a show on tv that followed a 17 year old and his Dad as they went raccoon hunting, just for the fun of it. All they wanted to do was to kill the raccoon, so they could satisfy their need for fun and something to do. How about a game of chess instead? They went out late at night with their dog, the dog eventually chased a raccoon up a tree. The raccoon was so scared, it was screaming for it's life, while the kid and his Dad shook the tree and made the raccoon fall down so they could shoot it. T.O.T.A.L.L.Y D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G OK?
Or the people that go on "exotic trips" to Africa so they can shoot a zebra, a lion, an elephant or some other animal, and then display the dead animal, as a "trophy" in their living room. What is up with that?
Don't animals have the same right as you or me to exist? Humans are the ones that decided that we are on top of the sk food chain. That doesn't make that the absolute truth though. We should be evolved enough to realize that hunting for fun is totally barbaric and wrong.
Tatiana is convinced that animals have feelings.
And no, Tatiana doesn't eat meat. She is not always a 100% vegetarian. She eats meat sometimes, rarely. But she does believe that if you are going to kill an animal, the animal should serve a purpose, meaning food. The purpose shouldn't be because killing is fun and it is my so called God given right to hunt and kill. Whatever! That is gross. And if an animal is killed, preferably it should be done as quick and painless and respectful as possible. Kosher is a good way.
This is Tatiana's opinion and it doesn't mean that she is right and you are wrong, if you happen to hunt and eat lots of meat. It's just an opinion.......Tatiana strongly supports animal rights. She detest all meaningless hunting and killing of anything.

So it is accounted for now, the new president of United States Of America, the 44 th number wise, is Barack Obama.
Tatiana is not a political science major but she did some comparison between Obama and McCain, and she def would rather have Obama as president.
It is a little weird that there are only two parties to vote for really, there are more choices in Sweden, a broader array of the spectrum so to say. Seems more fair and normal, doesn't it? Tatiana couldn't vote, remember.....she is not a US citizen, otherwise she would had taken time out of her day and voted.
So, let's see now if there will be any change........ Immediate change is probably to be overly optimistic, things take time. Tatiana would like to see changes in healthcare, meaning free healthcare for all. No more war. And a stronger economy, so lots more people will be spending money on lap dances from Tatiana like there's no tomorrow!
In about an hour Tatiana will be calling her Mom that lives just outside of Stockholm. She knows her Mom is ecstatic now that Obama is in the White House, Tatiana's Mom loves Obama.
Tatiana likes Obama too, he seems nice and he is cute. Maybe he can come in to The Bush if he comes up to Alaska? Then he and Tatiana can discuss change and what that means. Tatiana is going to write him and suggest that he pays her a visit.
Hopefully this day is a good day for the whole world.......
Many hugs, T.

Halloween is probably Tatiana's fave holiday. This one wasn't as much fun as usual.....Tatiana feels a little sad over this fact and she is already hoping that next years Halloween will make up for this year.
One of the reasons it wasn't as much fun was probably that Tatiana didn't visit any haunted houses, didn't decorate her own house since she has basically been living in Anchorage since a while now. No longer stay in LA was involved this year either.
Tatiana did fly down to Las Vegas to take care of some necessities and she drove to LA and attended Monster Massive which gathered up an enormous amount of people this year. WOW. But something was.......absent.......somehow.
While in Vegas, Tatiana realized how much she had missed her place, her nice big, comfy bed with all of it's pillows and pink sheets, her books, her kitchen. She savored every minute in that bed.
LA smelled of the ocean as always, full of life and crazy, crazy making traffic.
Tatiana was Lara Croft for Halloween, it was great to be her, couldn't bring in the guns to the party though, some law in California. LAPD wouldn't allow it, so Lara had to put the guns in the car.
Lara Croft again last night at The Bush, Tatiana liked being Lara so much she might be Lara every year from now on. Got many compliments on the resemblance which was very flattering.
Tonight Lara is.......erm...... Tatiana is, resting with some movies and Chhaya at her feet.
In a few days it is election day. Scary.

Ok ok, so Sunday is Tatiana's day off and she usually ends up totally engulfed with the crazy reality shows on VH1. Now it is "Charm School", Tatiana LOVES Megan and Brandi C, detest Heather (yuck, typical used up and mad Vegas stripper) and this other show called "The Pick Up Artist".
Tatiana yells at the tv and at no one in particular during The Pick Up Artist. SERIOUSLY, this show is too much! A bunch of guys are gathered up at some mansion in Arizona where they will learn how to develop their "game" with women. The teacher is some joker called Mystery that is supposedly a "master pick up artist". More like a circus artist, because he looks like he belongs at a side show somewhere in Alabama.
There's really nothing wrong with the guys that supposedly need to improve their women hunting skills. They are maybe shy, but they are NORMAL. This Mystery character on the other hand is never seen without a black beanie or a bandana (balding maybe ?), a very flamboyant outfit of some sort, he has a pair of ski goggles permanently attached to his forehead, black eyeliner, some outdated face piercings and on occasion a feather boa that serves as a tool to lure his lady victims with.
Mystery is teaching his pupils the art of getting women. And this "art" even comes with it's own words like "opening up a set", and "kino".
It is soooooo stupid and vomit inducing. Just try to hook up with as many girls as possible! No emphasis is put on genuine interest for the girl, feelings, love. It's all about one thing. And the women they are trying to approach in the bars (filmed in Arizona) are the types that won't give a guy the time of a day unless he is driving the right car or has a connection to The Playboy Mansion. In other words your typical LA, Vegas and Scottsdale hooker in disguise.
One by one, the guys will be dropped out of the show until there's one lucky and totally confused winner that will be Mystery's new sidekick.
Yes, Tatiana knows this is tv and it is a show and all but still, it is stupid and some guys out there might watch this and think that this is real. Oh horror!! That this is how you are supposed to behave to get a girl. The same guys that read Maxim and think that all the stupid women advice in there are real. What is wrong with just being yourself???
This Mystery man-thing would be very much out of luck with Tatiana, no "kino" here buddy. She would rip that feather boa up and put it up his arse where it belongs.
Tatiana's advice for guys are be yourself, be polite, shower, use a good deodorant, don't sport obvious nose hairs, don't wear clothes that stink like BO unless you are homeless, brush your teeth, don't act desperate, have something interesting to converse about, don't get annoyingly drunk and don't be too shy and sooner or later things will work out. They say that there is someone out there for everyone. Quality is better than quantity guys, yes some of you find that hard to believe. And being alone in nothing bad either. It's better than to get involved with some psycho chick.
There's no need to look like you spend every free hour in the gym, not every girl think that's hot. At least not this girl. And as you all should know by now, Tatiana knows everything. A Bill Gates is much sexier than a brutish body builder, unless you are into muscle guys that is.
If you have any women problems, e mail Tatiana and she will give you advice worth listening to.
Until next time XOXO, T.

Finally Tatiana found a group of people with the same humor as hers at work. IT WAS NICE! She could have a whole conversation, Borat style, and get understood.
Maybe Tatiana should be Borat for Halloween? Neon green high riding one piece bathing suit. A dark curly haired wig. And maybe if Tatiana stops shaving the VAGINE and legs now....... the growth will get nice, long and thick by October 31? Probably.....And then she needs a dark mustache. MUCH SUCCESS!

Today was fun! Tatiana went flying together with Kennedy in a bush style airplane, a single engine Cessna. It was great. Beautiful weather and amazing views. Tatiana was not operating the plane, she sat in the back as a passenger. Hopefully she can so this again.