So it's a little after 5 am here, early Saturday morning. Usually Tatiana is sleeping by now but tonight she is still awake. She got home from work about two hours ago. Work sucked, there were lots of people in the club but they seemed to be in there for the wrong reasons and kind of confused to where they were actually at. A stripclub, HELLO! The energy was bad.
One person was especially pathetic in the crowd of patheticness tonight. This man that was sitting at the stage without tipping a single girl, just sitting there with his arms crossed, no expression on his sour face. Tatiana went on stage, it was extremely lame for a Friday night, people looked like they were attending a funeral instead of a strip club and there he was, the man with no sense to tip. Fine, he didn't tip Tatiana.......or the next girl or the other 5 girls after that. Trust Tatiana, us girls do notice this. But this really pissed Tatiana off so she went over and calmly explained to him that at this particular club is is customary to tip if you are sitting on the stage (should be obvious), at least one dollar per song (seriously, ONE dollar) and if you do not want to tip then there are plenty of places to sit where you are not expected to tip and somebody that is willing to tip may take your place. He just looked at Tatiana and said that he gets dances once in a while and that for now he was just looking around. ???? Yes? And? Looking around? At the stage? And then he thanked her for the advice. Tatiana told him not to thank for the advice but to take it. So, what happened after this? Do you think he started to tip? No, he just continued to sit there with his arms crossed like a moron. Since tonight was extremely lame Tatiana had time to observe this moron closely. After watching him not tip about 4 more girls she walked up to him again. Still no money on stage, she asked. And then she informed him that he was one of the most pathetic persons she had witnessed in there and that she hoped he was happy living his life like that. This was all said in a calm matter. No bother for his response since it was going to be dumb anyways, Tatiana just walked away. He left 5 minutes later. Good. We don't need you in there anyway.
Seriously? How can a person be this pathetic? There's no cover charge at The Bush, in Vegas you pay $ 30 at the door to see the girls. Here there is no cover charge, a beer is a measly $ 5, if you sit on the stage - TIP - or go sit somewhere else for crying out loud! There are plenty of seats to choose from.
Even if you do not fancy the girl that is on stage you should tip AT LEAST a dollar since you are sitting there, if not go and sit somewhere else!
There should be a manual handed out at the door so the people that have a hard time understanding things can read and follow.
If you hate women, or dancers, do not bother coming in! Stay at home and watch You Porn with your hand.
Other extremely pathetic/annoying things that bother Tatiana at work since she is writing about this anyways........
Women that come in to the club, stare and talk about us girls, don't tip anyone and act obnoxious. Most of them are on the heavy side or just plain unattractive. Please you dumb bitch, Tatiana or her co workers don't want your man anyways, so lighten up and remember where you are at, if you are not ok with seeing girls that are prettier than you, in a bikini and heels then go hit the bars and act dumb (like you are anyways) or go home and eat some more chips. Don't come in to the club with your fat ass and bad attitude.
Guys that only want a dance if Tatiana wants to have "breakfast or hang out later". LOL, or let me spell this out, LAUGH OUT LOUD! Since Tatiana is very out spoken she is not going to tell these guys any fake promises about meeting later. Later? Tatiana goes home. No, she does not want to hang out, she just met you, why would she want to hang out? Have you said anything remotely intelligent that would make her want to hang out with you later? Breakfast? If Tatiana is hungry for breakfast after work she will go with her girlfriends, or........by herself. She prefers her own company to some guy that is horny and wants to get in her Honey Dew undies, because that won't happen.
Guys that want a girl in the club to act overly happy to dance for them. Or beg to get a dance from them. Ok, ok, Tatiana is there to make money.........but she is not going to compromise herself to get that money. So any fake acts of happiness and worship will not happen. If anything YOU should be happy that Tatiana is dancing for YOU, sorry but that's the reality of things. Tatiana will give you a very good dance, of course, but within limits. Ask anyone if Tatiana is good at what she does. She is absolutely fantastic but you can forget about the extras. No begging, no worshipping.
To sum it up, please come in to The Bush, we'd love to have you but tip if you are sitting on the stage. If you do not want to tip, sit somewhere else. Remember you are in a stripclub, not just a bar. Act somewhat civilized, Tatiana and many of her coworkers, and this might come as a surprise to your narrow minded brain, are probably more intelligent than you, judging on your actions. * YOU in this context is not about YOU per say, Tatiana is talking about the pathetic people.
Ok.........time to sleep now. And to all of you that are reading this, you must be cool since you know of Tatianas blog - many hugs, Tatiana loves you!
