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The Adventures of TATIANA SUPERNOVA

Wednesday, November 16. 2011

The wild wild west

Tatiana is in the wild wild west.
Seriously!!!!!
She will not reveal what club yet. She might not do that until she goes back to Alaska in about a week. But then there will be pictures and stories......so keep reading.
All she can say is this......she has never been in such a small town before.
The club is......ok. Friendly staff.
But it is totally INSANE !!! When Tatiana saw what the girls do on stage here for tips, her jaw dropped to the floor, literally!
Fortunately you do not have do any of that if you do not want to, otherwise Tatiana would had packed up and left pronto last night.
VERY entertaining to watch and also strange and somewhat sickening.
You can, if you wish, put you private parts totally in people’s faces here when you are on stage. The front part and the back part. Plastered against some dudes face.
Also, you can get your monthly breast exam done on stage here too, multiple times a night, by different "doctors" with an enthusiastic audience watching.
Also, the audience can get their full frontal physical done here too, while sitting by the stage (over the pants but STILL!). Don't forget to cough gentlemen!
Totally crazy. NEVER seen anything like this before. It's a circus freak show.
There are bars hanging from the ceiling so you can dangle naked upside down if you wish.
Tatiana holds a respectful (towards herself) distance and tells people she is "shy" with a coy smile. It works.
Last night was very entertaining. Tatiana did ok. Wasn't too busy but it was FUN!
This will be an interesting week........
Besides that, finding a good place to eat around here will be a challenge. Wireless? Nowhere.
Tatiana is blogging outside the hospital, picking up their wireless.



Tuesday, November 15. 2011

Traveling



It's about a three hour drive out West to where I am going.
A long, fairly empty stretch of road. The land is flat all around me as far as the eye can see. Here and there you see rolling hills. Sunshine and very windy. Quite beautiful. You really get a sense of how great this land is.
I passed a road that leads to Laura Ingalls home. Had to take a pic. I have all her books,
The Little House On The Prairie series. Read them over and over again growing up, love them.
Feel happy/sad/independent. Many emotions. Traveling alone to new adventures.......



Going West

Tatiana decided to head WEST today. She is going to some very small place with a population of about 130. Will they need Tatiana there?
Most likely, lol.
Check out Tatiana license plate on her rental car.


Famous potatoes! It's kind of funny.
To sum up her experience at Scarlets.......
Hmmmmmm......let's see. Very slow. Though Tatiana heard many of the girls complain that it was unusually slow. Like Tatiana already said, she heard it gets busier when there is snow on the ground. But Tatiana does not have time to wait for that.
Nice club, nice girls (standoffish at first but warmed up later, that's how it is in the strip club, they have to feel you out first, lol), friendly staff.
BUT loooong hours and not enough money. Too many young party kids hang out in the cub.
The dollar dances cheapen the experience and the stage antics of leaning on, rubbing on, licking,
fondling etc etc people that sit at the stage for a tip is NOT in Tatiana's taste either.
She feels that there is not enough incentive for people to want to spend money on a lap dance
when they basically can get it all on the main floor for one dollar.
Many of the girls make money from regulars, so if you travel you don't get that.
But in the end, Tatiana made enough to break even with the ticket to get here, the rental car and the room.
Now it is time to make profits. Will Tatiana ever try Scarlets again? You know what she says.......never say never!

Mmmmmmm.......the whipped cream at Starbucks is the best !
;-)




Around the corner

Christmas is around the corner! Today when Tatiana sashayed into Starbucks she saw the newly added Christmas display.
One good thing about having spent some time in Sioux Falls is that Tatiana got a lot of her Christmas shopping taken care of.
It is SO FUN to give! Tatiana loves giving gifts!



Monday, November 14. 2011

Bare



This is me, just out the shower, no make up, no nothing.
In case you want to inspect me for wrinkles, grease and how "old" I look.
LOL.
Enjoy!
I just LOVE myself. SuperNova.
DA NANG!!!!

New necklace

Tatiana got a new Betsey Johnson necklace yesterday. It's a purple rhinestone bunny head with red eyes. It is NOT the Playboy bunny, Tatiana does not like the Playboy bunny, it's a little played out and tacky.
This bunny is more dark, it reminds Tatiana of the bunny head in that movie "Donnie Darko", only cuter.
Here is the new necklace and a new bra.


And Tatiana having fun in the dressing room at work with herself.
Tonight will most likely be Tatiana's last night at Scarlet's btw, she had enough, last night was sooooooo sloooooow.
Time for new adventures!


Last night when Tatiana got back to her room that movie
"Lost Boys" was on. That is one of Tatiana's absolute faves! Tatiana loves that movie.
The music is great. The story.
And Corey Haim was the cutest in it.
"Death By Stereo!"