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I MISS SWEEEEEDEEEEN!!!!!
😥
Homesick for a real Swedish Christmas with Swedish food, all the decorations
and Kalle Anka Julafton!
We always have a star in at least one of the windows and an electric candle thingy in the window/s.
Don't know how to translate it, in Sweden we call it adventsljusstake.
On the kitchen table we have one too but with real candles, you light one candle each Sunday until all four are lit at the same time and then it is Christmas. Sooooo pretty and very traditional.
You see the adventsljusstake and the star in many windows of homes all over Sweden at this time of year.
It's almost 4 30 am and I can't sleep, I am looking at pictures of stars and candles and miss Sweden.

Earlier today while driving home after my daily vanilla latte pick up I looked up at the sky and there it was, a huge, perfect, beautiful rainbow.
It was fat at both ends, very colorful and impressive, the picture does not make it justice at all.
SO pretty!

I am in bed with Chhaya, reading blogs and fidgeting.
Here is Chhaya with a little pink marzipan piggy. She is so good, she won't eat it, though she wants to, she listens to what I tell her.
Chhaya is one of the most well behaved, polite puppies ever, until she meets a dog she doesn't like that is......

Tatiana is so happy that Vanessa Bryant filed for divorce! Vanessa finally got fed up with Kobe's inability to keep his dick in his pants.
Vanessa should get every penny that she can, definitely. "Irreconcilable differences" is cited as the reason for the divorce.
Oh yes, Tatiana gets it. Kobe is gross, he has probably cheated more than Vanessa would like to know. This girl met Kobe when she was only 17,
she probably fell head over heels for him. Squeezed out two kids and he cheats and even managed to get involved in some embarrassing rape scandal back in the day, while married to Vanessa. Freakin' perv!
Tatiana wonders if Kobe used protection or if he was so gross that he exposed Vanessa to his nasty stuff?
Yep, Vanessa should have at least half, if not more and that extremely over the top expensive ring she got from Kobe when the rape scandal
exposed him, eat your heart out Kim K.......Vanessa's ring was double the price of yours. Speaking of Kim, she will probably be all over Kobe now,
unless he really is having an affair with one of her producers like the rumor has it.
Kobe is laaaaame! Vanessa is young and beautiful, her life is about to really begin now, without that dumbass husband of hers. Go Vanessa!

I have some rituals that I try to do before the New Year begins.
Slight superstition maybe? I like to have my house cleaned, the laundry done, all small errands and loose ends that I haven't been
dealing with, taken care of before January 1. So that I start off the New Year fresh.
And on either December 30 or 31 I like to air out my house, burn sage and incense inside. Fill up with positive energies.
New Years resolutions? Not really. I've had a few before, one was to drink one liter of water every day (that didn't last). Another, to go to the gym
on a regular basis (did not last either). And my fave one year was to go to one rave a month, I think I almost succeeded with that resolution.

So last night we exchanged gifts at work. About a week ago, we each drew a name and whomevers name we got,
we had to get something for that person. Tatiana got Cat. But of course she couldn't help herself and had to give some stuff to other people too. Why not? Giving is FUN! Cat got stuff that every girl needs, a Juicy perfume, the Couture Couture one. You all should know by now that Tatiana loooooves Viva La Juicy by Juicy, she gets tons of compliments for the way she smells at work. Not fishy.......juicy!
Cat also got a really yummy scented candle and a vanilla body creme from The Body Shop and a really good conditioner.
Tatiana uses it on her hair too, it's really good. You should try it. It's by Paul Mitchell.



The person that had to get something for Tatiana was Mo. This is Mo, she is really funny. Tatiana got many good laughs from watching and listening to Mo. Hilarious!



Mo got Tatiana some fingerless gloves, a hat and a large sweater. Making sure that Tatiana stays nice and warm this winter.



Then Tatiana got a new crack pipe, perfect! Her old one was getting too full of crack residue, so a new one was welcome and needed.



We had gifts and food, Tatiana ate a lot, two heaping helpings. She felt bloated, looked four months pregnant and wanted to vomit after eating so much. Tatiana also got some other gifts, yeay! Chocolate covered cookies and a pretty scarf.



If you don't know what to give that special lady in your life, here is some advice from Tatiana. Listen to what she says. She will give hints. Also, what does she like, what are her interests? Tatiana thinks that a nice perfume is always good. NICE........not some body spray from Wal-Mart, unless your girlfriend is 15 and under. Or a gift certificate for a facial, massage or pedicure. Most girls love that stuff. A nice bag/purse. We are talking about Prada, Gucci, Michael Kors etc here.

What does Tatiana want for Christmas?



Well.....believe it or not...... Health for herself, Chhaya, her family and friends. Being healthy is priceless. She is also wishing for peace and kindness. This includes kindness to animals. But if somebody really wants to spoil Tatiana rotten, they can pay off one of her two mortgages.
Smaller mortgage is only about $ 25 000 and the larger about $ 180 000. Your pick, either way Tatiana would VEEERY much appreciate it and that would give her more time to blog and do things that really matter. Like figure out how to make this world a better place. And actually do something about it. Last night was fun, Tatiana felt like a princess.

Some less than two months old pics taken by Barry Gallegos last time I was in Vegas. Barry is great!