Welcome to Chaos !!

I can have a bad day but when I watch Ellen I ALWAYS smile. Not that I am having a bad day or anything, I am watching Ellen right now while drinking a latte - so I am having a good day so far actually.
When I woke up today I felt frozen, so I took a hot bath with some salt mixed into the water.
Ellen is amazing. Really. Lucky, lucky Portia! Today Ellen is wearing brown pants paired with a matching brown shirt and jacket and some white tennis shoes. She danced with the audience, as always, to "I've Got The Power" by SNAP. I looooove that song. Yeah, I've had a crush on Ellen for years, I think she is beautiful as a person and pretty cute too. I love you Ellen!

Well, it is almost 3 AM and I am finally getting tired. Been up reading other people's blogs, fascinating. To sum up what I did this Sunday (technically yesterday)........I ate, lots and lots. I am the food monster, really. Looking forward to curl up and go to sleep. I love sleeping, it's pure pleasure.
Good Night!

We have a very comfy couch at work, my fave piece of furniture in there. If I am ever bored or want to rest, I curl up on the couch wrapped in my soft blanket, read, observe or take a nap. Every strip club should accommodate the dancers like this! Last night I was lightly napping while we were slow. I heard two loud, already drunk guys come in, so loud that I woke up from my nap. Which was fine but then they started cracking jokes and the jokes turned into insults. After a while they had insulted almost everybody in the place. I got up from the couch and sat down on a bar stool, they stared at me and said something about my hair. Then one of them loudly asked if I was a man. HA! Ok......let's see.....you said something nasty about everybody, then you think you can get away with calling ME a man? You woke me up and I have PMS.......!
I don't care if people think I am pretty or ugly. Too tall or too this or that. But a man? Everything on me is totally natural (except the lashes), I am probably as far from resembling a man as you can possible get. I have worked with trannies in strip clubs before, they don't look anything like me. My curves are real baby. I know that the twerp who blurted this out was trying to be funny. But.......
I took off my shoes and walked up behind them and told them that they were going to get a fucking beatdown from me, and asked "which one of you two motherfuckers wants to go first"? Cause I am not going to tolerate some dumbasses berating my friends or me for their own amusement.
I even smacked one of them in the back, called him a dumb twerp and said "what are you waiting for"? They actually looked scared for a while, their eyes all big and mouths agape, didn't have anything smart to say anymore. Here is this stripper acting all CRAZY! Well, they got kicked out and I got a round of applause. Don't know what got into me.....lol.....it's the Polish temper mixed with PMS, watch out!

Stretching out my gams.

On the couch in my blanket.

Tatiana is making a hearty breakfast, spicy too. After she eats she is going to do some errands. Check back later for more......

I just situated myself in my comfy bed after a late night at work. Have to tell ya'll all about it after my beauty sleep. I was scanning through yahoo news when I came across this......
"Reporter who moonlighted as stripper gets fired.
​Like a lot of people these days, Sarah Tressler holds down a couple jobs. By day, she reports on some of the most prominent citizens in Houston as the society reporter for the Houston Chronicle. At night, she bares all as a stripper. It's "His Girl Friday" meets "Striptease" -- though Tressler doesn't do much to conceal her identity, maintaining a blog called "Diary of an Angry Stripper," a Facebook page and a Twitter account. Tressler's prudish colleagues are apparently fuming that she "flaunts" her "stripper money" and believe she is using the paper as "fodder for a future roman a clef."
Tressler told Good Morning America on Friday that the Chronicle fired her because of her second job. But, seeing as she brings in up to $2,000 a night some nights, she'll most likely be ok."

So OF COURSE I had to look up Sarah's blog, you should too because it is funny, witty and smart! I am impressed. I like! You can find it
HERE

And I am going to have to leave her a comment with a mention of my blog, you know........advertisement!

The view of the evening sun from my bedroom window, clouded by my pink curtain.
Now.....off to work I am going!