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Friday, April 20. 2012

Babies!

Some of the seeds that were planted only a few days ago are already sprouting. How fun! It's the radishes and the Romaine lettuce.



Thursday, April 19. 2012

That Stripper Smell



Last night I was sitting at the bar next to a nice man, talking about all kinds of topics. He told me that there is a very pretty Polish or Russian girl working at Fantasies on 5th in Anchorage, her name is Sasha. Now I want to go there and check her out!
At one point he asked me "what is that perfume all strippers wear, it seems like you all smell the same." And....."if I could bottle it and sell it, it would be a best-seller and I know all the men would buy it and give it to their wives and girlfriends."
I've heard this before. Girls that dance, smell good. Well, most do. I have encountered a few that had really bad BO. Totally nasty.
I always get compliments for the way I SMELL, lol. That sounds funny. I almost always wear VIVA La Juicy by Juicy. I love that perfume, even for every day outside the club use. I also LOVE Petite Chérie by Annick Goutal, that is my favorite perfume but I am out of it right now, it is kind of expensive and can only be found at high end department stores. Or online of course.
I have been stopped by strangers on the street before asking me what perfume I was wearing while having on Petite Chérie. That means little darling in French btw. Did you know that I also speak French? Oui, j'ai étudié le français à l'école en Suède.
I think I smell so good at work from a mix of VIVA La Juicy, lots of exposed warm skin, my shampoo and conditioner and my own personal scent. And when you are in a strip club you can smell the combined perfumes and scents of all girls, so it kind of mixes together as one scent that engulves the place.
Once in a while a girl will wear a really heavy and strong perfume that kind of shocks your senses as she sits down next to you, that I don't like. All you can think of is the perfume because it is so overwhelming.
I think that if somebody could bottle the way dancers smell (the way I smell actually, lol), it would be a huge hit. There should be like two variations of it, one in a light pink glittery bottle called "Stripper" and the other in a light purple bottle with rhinestones called "Dancer".
Oh and speaking of wives and girlfriends......to all the ladies that read my blog that don't dance. I do not date men that are taken, out of respect first and foremost for myself and then for YOU. I would not want that done to me, therefore I do not do it to others.
The only two married men I would date, with the total permission and knowledge of their wives of course, would be my number one crush, Chester Bennington. ♥
He could also get divorced first and then come and find me....... And the second married man is Bill Gates, I doubt that Bill would divorce Melinda. Instead all three of us could be a team and do good in the world. There is nothing like altruism and good deeds!




Snack



Cut up bananas, whipped cream and vanilla ice cream makes for a very delicious snack. Exactly what's needed to keep my famous behind looking fab.
It's almost 8 PM. I have been reading up on the prostitutes or should I call the ladies escorts, that is what they wish and the Secret Service scandal in Colombia. I am curious about this mess. Also, the woman that shot and killed another woman and stole her three day old baby. Ohh wait a sec, it was a BLACK lady that shot a WHITE lady and took her WHITE baby. What's next? An uproar from the white community in this country? Demonstrations? Should some prominent white preacher (are there any?) take a stand in media? Should a bounty be put on the black womans head? Just saying.....this country has some weird problems. Me, I really don't care what color or race anyone is, just treat people fairly and if they deserve to be put in jail for someting bad they did, so be it. And if somebody does something good, that should be acknowledged. Regardless of color and race, duh!
You have to be a sick and evil fuck to shoot and kill a woman and steal her baby. Also read about two disgusting assholes that put a pibull on fire. That poor little dog died three days later from her injuries. During the three days she lived with her burns, she still greeting humans with a wagging tail. THAT made me cry. The vets taking care of the little pitbull girl named her Phoenix. I wish I could burn those two motherfuckers that put that dog through that to death. I would show no mercy whatsoever. It would make me happy to see them suffer actually. Shits like that do not need to take up space on the planet. Also, Phoenix had signs of bite marks on her body, probably from dog fighting. I HATE people that mistreat animals.
But it is now time for me to take a shower. Feeling kind of mean and angry tonight, these poor guys don't know what is awaiting them if they even look at me in a way I am not happy with.

Wednesday, April 18. 2012

The day so far....

I woke up at 11 30 AM, normal time for me. Gave Chhaya a chicken treat, took her out for a quick pee. Jumped in my truck, with Chhaya of course and drove off to get a latte. Came home and finished the latte and had some sandwiches. Picked up a little at home. Enjoyed a moment with Chhaya. Planted myself on the couch to check my e mail and see what's going on in the world today.
Now I am about to get dressed, taking Chhaya for a walk. Later tonight - work. I hope it will be more entertaining than last night.




Bachelor Parties

Early morning here in Alaska.....still dark out. Tatiana got home from a boring night at work not too long ago. Strange how some nights fly by and are super fun whereas other nights drag on and are so painfully boring.
Well, Tatiana can't sleep yet. In a bit she will hop in the shower and get ready for bed but first some blogging. Yeay, right!?
Sometimes Tatiana gets asked if she does bachelor parties. Well, usually - NO. She has done two. The first one was a long time ago and Tatiana did the party with her friend Shelley in California. They made sure that the guys in the group knew and agreed to that it was going to be strip club style dancing ONLY. None of the usual shenanigans associated with the "typical" bachelor party.
The second bachelor party Tatiana did was in Alaska. She met a group of guys at Charlies and they were so impressed with her that when one of them was getting married a few moths later he wanted Tatiana to be in his bachelor party. At that time Tatiana was still dancing at The Bush Company in Anchorage, she had only danced at Charlies a few nights. So the bachelors friend went to The Bush three times before he finally ran into Tatiana.
Tatiana was not the only girl that participated in that party, besides her there were seven more girls picked from The Bush. But it was because of Tatiana that they got to do the party, since the bachelor really wanted Tatiana, he had his friend go and find her at The Bush. And there they found some more girls. Not that anyone said thank you or anything, with one exception.......yeah.....lol.
Anyhow, all that happened was a limo ride out to a restaurant, a dinner, some conversation and then a limo ride back to the club. Well, the girls in the limo Tatiana was in were topless. That's it. Easy and fun and great $.
See, Tatiana does not have any interest in participating in the typical bachelor party which seems to be a hectic mix of sex show/body parts tasting/freak show/S&M play. Tatiana would feel very uncomfortable with having whipped cream, chocolate or booze licked of her boobs and/or other body parts by a group of people. Or doing some kind of a forced, poorly rehearsed and awkward lesbian sex show with toy play. NOOOO way, ever. That kind of party is way too wild for Tatiana. So when people ask if she wants to do a bachelor party, she says that she is just .....too boring. Because reality is, if most guys want some kind of a wild show at a bachelor party, they would be setting themselves up for a major disappointment if Tatiana showed up.
Tatiana doesn't know how girls do the parties when there's whipped cream, toys and all that other stuff on the menu. That's kind of rough.
Therefore Tatiana rather works in the controlled environment of a club where none of that is expected. Not to say that she is opposed to bachelor parties but most of the stuff that goes on during those gatherings is way too wild for Tatiana.
Oh and btw, if that was Tatiana's fiancee licking whipped cream of some sweaty chicks body parts after they been licked thoroughly by all his friends and engaging is some touching/grabbing of boobs and perhaps other stuff too and maybe even assisting in the lesbo sex show.....guess what?
He would be a single guy again, real fast. With a long lasting foot print on his ass. Tatiana is open minded but that kind of entertainment does not fly with her. ICH DON'T THINK SO HONEY.
But now......bath and bed time!

Tuesday, April 17. 2012

Frazzled

Had a hectic day today, so far. Ran around everywhere doing errands, taxes, my phone kept going off. So I had it plastered to my ear while ordering food, coffee and taking care of everything else.......felt really frazzled all day. Managed to sit down this afternoon and eat, finally, while texting with my friends.
Now I have to take Chhaya out and do some laundry. But really, I need a nap and some quiet time. And a massage! Looking forward to work tonight, so I can put on my heels and relax.