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So Monday night while I was on Facebook.......a girl that I kind of know wrote that she was going to write a review about some "stripper 101 workshop" that was being held in Vegas. Basically a short class, if you can even call it a class, in "stripping" - whatever that means. Since she has a lot of Facebook friends people chimed in with their input and lame opinions about strippers. I reacted to one guys comments. Here is the exchange we had so far.......I haven't been on Facebook since then, I don't go there too much.
GUY, "Does the class also provide an addiction to meth & an abusive live-in boyfriend?"
ME, "LAME - like all strippers are drug addicts and have abusive boyfriends! I beg to differ, stop talking shit about strippers.
Like you are so much better!"
GUY, "I've clearly hit a nerve; wonder why?"
SOME OTHER PERSON, "I can't say ALL strippers are bad.. I've known quite a few awesome girls that really just do it because they know it's better money than most anything else. Sadly, a good 90% are psychos.. :/"
ME, "i was not going to dignify mr.......(GUY) with an answer at first but decided to do it anyways. the reason is that i have encountered too many pompous and self important men lately that think they can blurt out whatever negative against strippers. there is a danger in stereotyping and all people that consider themselves somewhat educated and intelligent should know this. maybe mr..........(GUY) doesn't fit into that category? i am a woman and a feminist and yes a dancer too.....aka stripper. i do not have any drug or alcohol problems at work or outside. i am always sober at work. neither do i have that abusive boyfriend. yes, during my years as a dancer i have seen girls with various problems. but many people in the US self medicate or use drugs on a daily basis, in every profession. or take anti depressants. i don't do any of that. don't throw stones when you might not be a stellar example yourself. i have known some women that didn't strip that did things for $ that i would never do, like have a sugar daddy for example. i could mention lots of stuff but won't.
i also found that women that rarely have anything nice to say about other women, especially about strippers are usually some pretty sad and insecure individuals themselves. i am not saying that all strippers are sober and sane......but far from all of them fit the negative stereotypes. swinging around a pole does not make you a "ho".
and men that talk bad about dancers......well what can i say.....don't like women much?
just my two cents."

YES. I have met many girls at work that had a drug or alcohol problem, or both. But guess what? I have met so many people in other professions with the same problems. I knew a middle school teacher with a meth problem, he is now free from that addiction. A surgeon that would drink and snort coke and go in to do surgery lit up. Yes, a surgeon. A rather respected profession. People working as real estate agents, general contractors,
employees in night clubs, hair dressers etc. All kinds of people.
And the bad boyfriend? Girls have bad boyfriends ALL the time. I've had some. Not anymore! Hopefully you learn and move on and are lucky enough to find somebody that treats you well. I did once have a boyfriend that I had a volatile relationship with at times, far from frequently, but it came from both of us (I have a MEAN temper) and it never got really bad. I wasn't the abused girlfriend that sat quiet in the corner. If anything, I am the abuser. Not really but kind of......lol. And guess what, we are still good friends and I wish him all the best in life.
I have worked with many beautiful, wonderful and smart girls that had their shit together.
I really don't like when guys that have no clue stereotype and talk bad about dancers. Maybe they had some bad experiences at a club, mouthed off to the wrong girl, came across a girl in bad shape, fell in love with a dancer that didn't feel the same way or don't like women in general. Who knows?
I recently had an asshole photographer not delivering his end of our agreement - my pics. And last time I asked him to give me my pics he thought he was being smart by trying to put me down by talking some crap about me being a stripper. Yeah right buddy, you have to try harder than that!
I brushed that dirt off my shoulder right away. He acted like a liar, bully and coward. Not me.
And girls that talk shit about dancers? Most of them are insecure. Yeah, I've seen them, come in to the club - stare and talk shit. Most of them don't look that good themselves. Women that are confident do not have a problem that other women are attractive. I LOVE beautiful girls, the hotter the better. Yes, I have made negative comments about girls. But I have given way more compliments. Yes, I do call out behavior I am not ok with at work. Some things do not belong in a strip club, we have rules to follow. Plus when I talk about girls at work it's coming from another dancer, not from some guy with "opinions" and a chip on his shoulder.
But I also know of girls in "regular" 9-5 jobs that do things and behave in ways that I would never do. Even though I am that stripper. But I am also SO much else.......... ❤

And I should add that I always write in lower case letters on Facebook and when I text, so yes.....I wrote like that on purpose.

Tatiana is at work, RIGHT NOW. There is absolutely NOTHING going on. Supposedly it was pretty good last night, very typical, the night Tatiana decided to stay at home. It's always like that.......oh well......
Anyways.......most likely soon, unless something changes and some people come in, Tatiana will be slipping into her jeans and hoodie and head home.

Today I took Chhaya for a walk around a lake. It was wet and soggy and I passed up some large piles of poop that I think came from a bear.
That always makes me feel really small and helpless.
After the walk I headed into town and as I was entering The Moose Is Loose a lady passed me up, looked me up and down and said, "You don't eat donuts, you are too skinny!". I told her that I get stuff from The Moose Is Loose all the time, they even know what I want when I go in there.
Then I decided to go running today, I haven't done that for over a week, last time was the Sunday before I went to Anchorage.
When I got home I ate and crawled in bed with Chhaya, when six PM came along I peered out the window, it was drizzling out and I didn't feel motivated at all to go for a run. But I forced myself and now 29 minutes later, that's how long the run took, I am sitting here sweaty and feeling so much better. I was starting to feel stagnant and saggy, kind of like a donut.......
I decided to go running four more times before this week is over, but don't take my word for it. What's sounds good today might not become reality tomorrow. And if it rains really hard or gets too windy I am going to skip out on the running. I am not THAT motivated.
Now.......bath time! I am working tonight!

Sometimes when I am at work I see girls spray down their VAGINE and the chosen panties they are wearing for the evening with some Summer's Eve feminine deodorant spray. I guess you spray that stuff down there if you have a stinky VAGINE or if you want to prevent a stinky VAGINE later in the evening. Yes? No? I mean, a few months ago this girl at work would spray some serious amounts down there, a cloud of Summer's Eve would form in the dressing room, I don't like the way it smells.
Now ladies, if some of you reading this are users of this product......don't get offended.
But if you need to spray deodorant on your private parts at work or at home or wherever, then something might be wrong down there. That's my take on it.
It could be yeast, BV......something, go get it checked! Get a VAGINE STD screening kit, sold in the store. Infections happen, that's life. The PH balance down there could be off, that's normal too.
If you follow a, what I consider, proper hygiene routine before work by taking a shower then the VAGINE should stay fresh and odor free for the reminder of the evening. At least my does. Now if I would walk around for four, five days or so without showering and then go to work I might have a smelly VAGINE too, I will admit to that but that would never happen. I always take a shower.
And this goes for all the ladies out there, not only girls that work in strip clubs. Take a shower before hanging out in a setting that means you will spend time closely to others.
It's just that I see things in the clubs dressing room that most girls with "regular" jobs would never see their girlfriends do. Like spray down their VAGINES with Summer's Eve or inspecting that area for possible toilet paper crumbs before stage.
Actually one of the nicest compliments I have ever gotten was from a man that told me that he had seen me many times at work and that he thought I always looked so clean and fresh, he also added.....some of the other girls don't seem to take good care of themselves.
Have I ever been around dancers with bad hygiene? Yes, of course. You wanna hear some stories? I though so......
First of all, I think it is a sign of very bad hygiene when some girls let guys touch them down there. That is absolutely nasty. They don't know what's on those fingers. Even women that work in legal brothels take better precaution.
One girl I worked with had absolutely disgusting BO. I don't think she showered often or ever used deodorant. Guys she danced for would be grossed out. I caught a whiff of her more than once, since her locker was close to mine. I told one of her friends to please have a talk with her.
Another girl I worked with, that I suspect was somewhat mentally disturbed.......was smelly too. She once bled in her panties and was going to continue wearing them that night, I donated a pair of black never used thongs that I had in my bag, told her to keep them. We actually suspected that she rarely washed her panties and she wore them over and over again.
And then......OH LORD......while I was away in Vegas for six months a while back, a girl that I used to work with at The Bush in Anchorage worked at the club down here in Soldotna. They still talk about her extremely stinky VAGINE that you supposedly could smell from far away. Customers would leave the stage when she went up, other girls were complaining and management talked to her. I heard that she liked that she smelled that way, she was well aware of it, she supposedly thought guys liked that. Well, I am sure some guys are into a strong fishy odor and dirty ass smell.
I can only speak for myself when I say that I would never be intimate with a person if they had a bad smell down there.
Not taking a shower for a few days is fine with me (unless you work in a strip club or other setting where you are close to people) but when there is a strong odoriferous cloud surrounding you, then there is a problem.
So to get back to the topic of Summer's Eve deodorant......I have never used it, don't think I need to. Also douching is something that I think is strange.
I suspect it is not that good for you. The VAGINE is good at cleaning itself. And a girl from Somalia taught me how to clean my VAGINE. Besides washing it I mean. But that's a story for another time.
I actually DID stink at work once. I smelled something sour on me and couldn't at first figure out what it was......it was a self tanner that I used that night. When it developed a few hours later it smelled sour, too bad because the color was great with sparkles in it.

For the somewhat gullible people that might be reading my blog.......of course the previous blog about the hemorrhoid, pin worms, yeast infection and STDs was meant as a joke.
DUH! If I really had a hemorrhoid I certainly wouldn't be dancing nude, I would stick to topless clubs only. And I wouldn't advertise it either.
And yes, I know that hemorrhoids are very common. I've known some people with them, to me it's something completely normal, it's really not that gross though from what I understand it can be uncomfortable, even painful.
I am quite fascinated with reading about certain ailments and diseases that can happen to humans, like bot flies, tape worms, elephantiasis, Progeria, Ebola, gross cysts and boils - all that stuff I find interesting.......
But see, when I am at work, I LOVE to joke around. Because I get BOOOOOORED out of my mind. I either read, sing along loudly to the music, practice animal sounds, joke around, go to sleep or go home when I get bored at work. I can't stand just sitting there, it drives me crazy.
Most strippers will do the "sexy" talk to the guys. Compliment them (even if they don't mean it) or whisper some bs in their ears to get them to do dances.
Me? I loudly talk about my (imaginary) hemorrhoid, that is named Oscar btw. It can sound something like this, "Hi, I have a big, swollen hemorrhoid - if you get a dance with me I can leak hemorrhoid juice all over your lap, you need a dance?"
I should probably add here that I don't crack jokes like these every night, I have to be in my funny mood. Sometimes I do behave "normal" and if somebody can engage me in an interesting conversation I am ok with that too.
I also love talking about my friends, the pin worms. They glow in the dark. Makes for a great show on stage or during a lap dance! Surely you want to see that?
And sometimes when I get some tips on stage I say, "Thank you soooooo much, now I can go to the store after work and get some yeast infection medication, finally!!!"
Most people think it's funny and some look at me like I am crazy.
Or I have these teeth too that I sometimes pop in my mouth while I walk around and ask for dances. When people say no, I loudly whine, "Whyyyyyy, what's wrong with meeeeee?????".
Some of my fellow co workers look at me like I have lost my marbles but I'd rather be funny and myself instead of pretending that I am a prim and proper "lady" like some of them do. Because when most of them get a guy in the back all that lady like behavior is gone......POOF!
Boob grabbing and all kinds of other things, well some of them.....not all. I am so sick and tired of seeing girls getting their VAGINE touched, like GROSS!!!! I might be joking around (unladylike) about my pin worm friends but nobody is ever going to grab my boobs or my other private parts at work. So, who is the REAL lady in the end?
Plus, who will people remember when they leave? The girl walking around trying to get dances by whispering some bs in peoples ears, I can just IMAGINE what they say......LOL. Or somebody that makes you laugh?
Look how cute I look with my teeth! Adorable! They are a little yellow because I drink a lot of lattes but my fave dentist, Dr Mengele has left town to do pro bono dental work in Mexico.





Once I actually did work with a girl that had a hemorrhoid. I am sure I have worked with plenty of girls with hemorrhoids but in topless clubs you do not take your panties off. Plus in nude clubs you can have a small external hemorrhoid and nobody would know, because you don't have to spread you cheeks open, or do some advanced doggy style positions, I don't......I think that looks kind of odd.
But anyways, this girl and her little friend would go on stage and you could totally see it hanging there. LOL. Maybe she didn't know what it was?
It is very possible! Listen, I once worked with a girl in her late 20's that didn't know where in her VAGINE her clitoris was located. An American girl, not a girl from some country where women are forced to wear burqas.

It is STILL raining......how can this be possible? Tatiana wants it to stop raining already!
What to do on a rainy Sunday? Have some much needed Tatiana time, a spa day at home of course!
Tatiana is going to take care of her hemorrhoid - it has been growing to out of control proportions this last week.
Also she needs to try to cure her chronic yeast infection. Hey, always good to have one of those if you need some cheese on a cracker! She is also going to use this STD screening kit to see what STDs she might have picked up lately. You know what they say......ALL strippers have STDs, those skanks!
When Tatiana went shopping earlier today she stocked up on some much needed stuff. Like anti-stink spray for her VAGINE - the spray even has a romantic name....Summer's Eve, comes in a cute bottle too! How can any girl resist picking one of those up?





Also she needs to do something about those pesky pin worms. They are becoming somewhat annoying. Tatiana has to constantly scratch her butt, not so SEKSI at work perhaps?



So yeah, she has this whole rainy afternoon to pamper herself. This is stuff that ALL girls do, so don't be surprised like Tatiana just let you in on some juicy secret or something. The only thing juicy today is her hemorrhoid, ok!?
Later Tatiana might even go to work. Like a new person, clean as a whistle!