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The reason I didn't write any blogs this weekend is because I went camping. I went to a cabin located at Upper Ohmer Lake. It was so nice! The cabin was built in 2004 and anyone can rent it for $ 45/night. The cabin is made out of wood, has two bunk beds, a large table, a wood burning stove and a large deck. It also comes with a boat and oars for when the snow and ice is gone from the lake. I fell in love with the stove, it was small but worked really good. The whole cabin felt so warm and cozy. A different kind of warm than central heating. Now I want a wood burning stove.

Chhaya had a great time, enjoying every minute of running around and sniffing everything. Growling at strange noises at night. Gnawing on different sticks. She even did some ice fishing for the first time.

Things that I like to do when I go camping? Play games, I always bring chess and Scrabble, sometimes Four in a Row. I eat a lot and I always listen to Coast To Coast at night, so COZY and FUN!

I love camping, hiking and hot springs. Staying in a tent is fun but I prefer a rustic cabin with a wood burning stove. I am going again in a few months. If you want to rent this cabin or a similar one in your area or somewhere else, you can do so by booking online. www.recreation.gov

I am recovering from my boob job. I don't feel any pain at all, I am ecstatic and in a happy fog of pain killers. Can't wait to venture out tomorrow in a low cut top to show off my new boobs, I don't care that they are swollen, hard and covered in bandages.
Big boobs are always sexy, well at least I heard that guys think so. That must mean it is true.......right? So now I have DOUBLE D's. This means that I will make so much more money, I will soon be a multi millionaire instead of only a millionaire and I will never again be unhappy. My double D's will bring me endless fortunes and happiness. Well, I am going to drink some lemonade now, take another Vicoden and watch Sex and the City . Oh and I am going back to work as soon as I can, I can't wait to show everybody my new boobs! SEKSI!!!

Didn't February just fly by? I think so. March 1 today. Yesterday evening I could tell that there was a beautiful pink and red sunset here, I tried to get down to the beach in time to capture the sun and all the colors before it totally disappeared but I was too late. Another time. This is all I got, last sunset of February 2013.......I feel weird that time goes by so fast. Sooner than I know I am going to be 80 and remember these days.......life is such a strange journey.



So last night I went to work. If I don't make at least $ 50 each time I go on stage I get very cranky. People do not want to experience my anger so they throw lots of money when I am up, not only money, all kinds of other things too. So I decided that me and Sharon are going to start a two woman band. We are going to toot horns, one in the pink, one in the stink and look cute. There will be occasional visual effects in form of blue flames too. How can it not become a huge success? Look for us on American Idol, coming soon to your tv. The name of our band? Dirty Sanchez of course! That is what I wanted my other band to be called........see I wanted to start a band a while back with my two old roommates Mikey and Mike. Who cares that we could not play any instruments? I didn't care. I was convinced that our charisma and my crazy antics would so make up for any lack in musical talents. There is always impro - works great! Sadly Mikey and Mike were not as convinced as I was, why I do not know...... so I had to put my dream about being in a band called Dirty Sanchez on ice, until now. Me and Sharon are starting band practice next week.
Well I am in bed, getting tired. Just ate two cups of FAGE Greek yogurt with honey cause I was starving. One more thing.......I am taking a break from the blog until either Sunday evening or Monday. Do you think you can survive without me for a few days? You can always read all my old blogs, just look in the archives, there are plenty (over 1500) to keep you occupied. Why am I taking a break? Guess! Maybe I am taking some time off to get a boob job?



PS. OF COURSE I am JOKING about getting cranky if I do not make at least $ 50 each time I go on stage........Actually I get FURIOUS if I don't make at least $ 100.

I read a snippet from a kind of funny article today based on a study funded by a grant from Coca Cola (soft drink giant) that women today are fatter than 50 years ago because they do less work around the house. I immediately pulled out the vacuum, filled up a bucket with water and started cleaning frenetically. OH NO! I can't get fat!
I need to double the time I spend vacuuming, dusting, doing laundry, mopping floors etc around here. Then again, I wonder are men too fatter than they were on average 50 years ago? Of course they are! Look around, duh! Time to get those hours in doing housework guys! Does drinking large quantities of soda like Coca Cola have anything to do with expanding waistlines? I can think of all kinds of reason that people are larger sized today on average than they were 50 years ago. I usually break a sweat when I vacuum but I would have to do a whole lot of vacuuming every day in order to get in a good work out. 30 minutes on the elliptical gets my heart rate going way more than some vacuuming. Besides......I am not a housewife, since I make a living outside the home I don't qualify to be in the housewife bracket. I am busy with my career as a DANCER - Thank You very much! Tons of opportunities for all kinds of promotions in my line of work! For example, when I started dancing I was rather shy and quiet (for about three months) now I tell others what to do, I boss people around all the time - it's FUN! Also, in the beginning my heels were not as tall, now they are 7''. Next step? 8''.
What's next for me? How about politics? If Ashley Judd and Eva Longoria are dipping their toes into the political field, so can I. I associate Eva Longoria with drama with her ex husband and some interviews where she talked about her butt and staying skinny.
If you have been reading my blog for a while you know that I have a hell lot more to talk about than my butt and my weight.
Speaking of my butt......I really do need to get in the shower and get ready for work.
All kinds of people are going to stare at my butt tonight and pay me for the privilege of doing so.........

I just finished watching a movie called The Family Stone .......it's almost two in the morning here. Now I can FINALLY return it to Sharon that lent it to me, I promised her that I would watch it since it is her favorite movie. The characters in it were actually crazier than me and I felt totally CRAZY earlier this evening. Let's rewind.......
I went to Coffee Roasters yesterday afternoon, had plans to go to the gym afterwards but felt lazy and weird so I changed my mind........then I changed my mind again and did indeed go to the gym because I knew that I would only feel good from going, which I did. Came home, started feeling slightly insane. Thought of going to work, good that I didn't, started feeling borderline homicidal later on. Didn't want to stab somebody in the forehead with my heel for looking at me for too long, so I stayed home. Laid in bed, had a weird feeling in my stomach, started crying for no real reason besides that I felt like I had the worst bout of PMS ever. If you are a guy then you can't relate, it's unexplainable, anything can make you cry, everything sucks and feels like BLEH. So I cried for a good 15 minutes, loud, sobbing. Then I ate (some more). Yoghurt with granola and pickles. No, I am not pregnant. Although I feel fat and ugly. LOL. I told you, I felt CRAZY! Then I decided to finally watch that damned movie because I promised Sharon that I would. So at least I got that done. Now I can give Sharon her movie back. Mission accomplished.
A few years ago I started taking birth control pills after a long break. After about a week on them I started feeling really emotional and unstable, like I did earlier this evening but kind of a constant feeling. It was awful! I knew it was the pills so I stopped taking them and felt like myself again right away, now I do have an occasional PMS moment but it passes. I took birth control pills on and off a few times. One day I came across and read a book about the dangers of taking hormones, because that is what birth control pills are, hormones. After reading that book I regretted that I ever took birth control pills. If I had a daughter I would advise her to never take birth control pills or any other form of birth control that releases hormones into your body (for example NuvaRing or contraceptive patch) or at least wait until about 22 or so. Absolutely not as a teenager when you are still growing and developing. Who knows what damage girls do to their physical and mental health by eating birth control pills?
Well........now my crazy ass is going to take a bath. I feel better, slightly.

After going to Coffee Roasters I had plans of going to the gym........but I decided not to........or I can't decide, maybe I'll go anyways. I am feeling unmotivated and lazy this afternoon. Instead I might go home, do laundry and make my house look nice.
Open up the front door and some windows and let the air in. Maybe gym tomorrow.
Or today? Indecisive. Maybe work tonight? Not every day can be productive, at least not for me. And that's basically all I have to say for today........this is an old pic of me and my Kaladi cup.




Photographer Mick Cukurs