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Look at my CUTE family cloth! Now I can be pampered too! And that is a bottle of Poo Pourri spray on top. You know, you don't want the bathroom to be stinky do you? I sent some Poo Pourri spray to a friend once and he thought it was cologne and sprayed some on him. LOL.



Well, actually I am just JOKING as always. I make myself laugh ALL the time.
The previous blog about the mama cloth and family cloth inspired this entry. I put my wash cloths on the toilet paper hanger and took a picture. So no, that is not family cloth, I am still using regular toilet paper, not even close to switching to the cloth kind. But that is my Poo Pourri spray. OMG I can't believe that over 1000 people will read this.......and think I am some kind of a weirdo. I LOVE IT !! And YES, I am a weirdo!
That is why you read my blog!

I woke up a little while ago and I am still in bed reading stuff online. So I came across a blog about green living and I read for the first time about mama cloth and family cloth. Have you ever heard about mama cloth and family cloth? I looked it up. Hmmmmmm..........I do things like recycle, I try to remember to always bring my own shopping bag when I go to the grocery store. It's fun, usually the cashier says, "Thanks for bringing your own bag." And I think (not sure) that you save a whopping five cents since you wont get charged for plastic bags! I am frugal! And green! Kind of. 🙂
What else do I do, lets see...........I recently got that stainless steel mug for my latte's.
So no more wasting paper cups. Well, I am not going to claim here that I will never again get a latte in a paper cup but I have reduced my consumption of the paper cups. And I try to eco drive. But back to the mama and family cloth. I don't think I am ready for that, don't know if I ever will be but anything is possible! I do think it is cool that some people do it. I mean, really......GOOD for them!
Mama cloth is a menstrual pad made of some kind of absorbing cloth that you stick in your panties when you are on your period and then you wash it. Family cloth is cloth toilet paper. I guess it feels "wonderful and pampering" when you wipe your butt with it. This is what I read. And then you put it in a hamper and when that is full or you run out of your family cloth you throw it in the washer. I am fully aware of that regular white toilet paper is a waste and probably full of bleach too. Maybe I should go to Jo-Ann Fabric today and buy some sort of cloth.........with Hello Kitty on it and cut out my own mama cloths and family cloth wipes? Or on the other hand, I think I am going to grab my stainless steel mug and get my latte and a scone. I am starving.
Here is an example of what family cloth can look like, maybe you will get inspired by it?!

I found this sad picture in a magazine the other day and I am a huge animal rights activist. I think that trophy hunting is barbaric and shows a very primitive and uneducated side in the people that take part in it. I don't care how much money you paid to go on some trip to shoot yourself a wolf, tiger, zebra etc - that doesn't make it RIGHT. I would never in my life have an animal head on my wall, a zebra rug on my floor or wear a fur coat.
The animals are killed with the sole purpose of being showcased as a trophy. They are not killed for the consumption of their meat. I am not going to be a hypocrite (because I personally can't stand hypocrites) and say that I never eat meat or wear clothing made from the skin of an animal. I do eat meat once in a while, I am a flexitarian. And I do have some clothing made of leather, for example leather pants. I am pretty sure the leather my pants are made of came from a cow that got slaughtered for it's meat, so the skin was a byproduct. I would never wear an animal that was slaughtered solely for the reason to become some pants or a coat. Like mink or fox.
I get really surprised when I see women hunting for trophies, they must have some extra testosterone or are trying hard to show off to the boys that they too can be bad ass - that is how I see it. Men that do it, to me, want to show off their power and often wealth. Power trip. To me it is tacky and like I already said.......barbaric and uneducated.
I'd much rather preserve the tigers and other endangered species in the world than let men get an ego boost.
It is one thing if you kill an animal for it's meat and then use it's skin and fur, I can't really argue against that. But to shoot a tiger ONLY to display the head and fur in your living room..........explain the reasoning behind that for me please. And make a valid argument for it, not only, "Because I can." There are plenty of endangered animals out there getting slaughtered on a daily basis. It is so wrong!
Some dumb men think that eating a rhino horn, a tiger penis or some shark fin soup etc work as some form of miraculous aphrodisiac and will get them a bigger and harder erection. Please do not use innocent animals for your own personal limp dick problems. Hugh Hefner is 86 and he pops a Viagra. You can do it too, leave the animals alone.
And yes, it would probably be kinder of me if I raised my own chickens and cows to kill and eat. But I know myself. I would fall in love with them and not be able to kill them. How could I possibly? I rarely eat meat. There have been times when I went for years without a bite of any kind of meat and that includes fish. I realize that people do not want to give up eating meat and fish. But I do think it is possible to eat less of it and be just as healthy if not even healthier from it. And to slaughter and animal to display as a trophy or because you have a penis dysfunction? That is plain WRONG - that is the only was to look at that issue.
I also think it is really tacky of Beyonce to keep stepping out in furs and clothing made from exotic animals. It only shows that she is a very selfish person that ONLY cares to show off her wealth and how "trendy" she is. To me she is tacky. Money, as we all know it.......DOES NOT BUY YOU CLASS.

So all kinds of people are chiming in with their judgmental opinions about that Holly Madison named her newborn daughter Rainbow Aurora. Many say she is destined to become.........guess what? A stripper! Because with a name like Rainbow you are going to become a stripper no matter what. How lame can people be really? I picture these idiots mainly to be some fat women sitting in some dusty trailer park, hands going in between their semi toothless mouth and a bag of Cheetos, hating on everyone that has a better life then they do. So they talk trash on their computer about a baby's name.
I personally LOVE the names, I would had loved to be Rainbow Aurora! That is beautiful! I think that Holly picked gorgeous names for her daughter. And for some reason I suspect that little Rainbow won't grow up to be a stripper, her dad is Pasquale after all, he is most likely pretty well off by now after all the hugely successful raves he has arranged for years. His company is called INSOMNIAC and stands behind parties like EDC for example. That is Electric Daisy Carnival and I have been to many of those and I am going again this year in Chicago.
As far as Holly goes.....she should be economically ok too by now. Started out being one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and elbowed herself to become his main girlfriend for a while. Having sex with men 60 years my senior is not my cup of tea, neither is having sex with a man that is keeping multiple girlfriends and live in the same house as them all, getting a weekly allowance and having a curfew. I'd much rather strip and be my own boss. But those were Holly's choices. Only in America! 🙂

Here is some interesting reading about the life of a Playmate........ gross

I found this pic online of me and Tara the other day.......It's from the interview I did in Williston with Tara and her fellow journalism students over a year ago now! I guess Tara liked my hair?

Because of the blog I have been contacted and in talks to many different people about interviews etc. Most of them think that I actually live in Williston, which I don't. I did this project with Tara and her crew, you can see me briefly in a documentary called Boom Behind The Bakken. When I was in Williston last I also talked to the Williston Herald about doing some reportage about me dancing there but there wasn't enough time since I was going home in a few days, I was only there for two weeks. That would had been fun though, I wish I could had done that. I have done two or three phone interviews with some magazines regarding dancing. I was in talks with and met up with a photographer for National Geographic that was planning on doing a piece on the oil boom in North Dakota. I was really hoping to land that project but in the end all that talking led to nothing and he kind of stopped communication with me, I found that rather unprofessional but that is how it is. I have been contacted by various of photographers, film makers and writers after they found my blog. Most want to do something in relation to Williston but since I am not there it doesn't happen. Forget about Williston! I am interesting enough in myself!
 

So I got myself a stainless steel mug for my daily lattes so I don't have to waste a paper cup every day. I think that I want the pink ceramic mug they have at Kaladi too. Mine is from Starbucks and has the Starbucks logo on it. I like the Starbucks logo because it is a mermaid and I love mermaids.



"The original logo, conceived in 1971, was fashioned after a 15th century Norse woodcut, the image of a mythical two-tailed mermaid siren. The siren, as you may recall from Greek mythology, was an alluring and irresistible female figure, typically half-fish/half-women (the mermaid variety). The siren's objective was to a seduce the seagoing mariner with a powerful enticing song most often to the unfortunate demise of the susceptible sailor who could not resist temptation."



And it feels like Spring is slowly arriving here. For two days in a row I've had that feeling, it's warming up, the snow is slowly melting, the sun's rays are warming.
Nice! I am ready!