Welcome to Chaos !!

I am baaaaaack in the last frontier. The mosquitoes are out and hungry. I have AT LEAST ten itchy bites......if not more. I already got my latte and blueberry scone for breakfast at Coffee Roasters. Soon I am going to go and find a large outside umbrella in one of the stores. I like to be outside as much as possible when it's nice out but I don't want to burn in the sun and I need an umbrella to shade me, Chhaya does too. Then I have to wax my legs, I haven't shaved since last time I worked (over two weeks ago) and I am really hairy. It's nice! If my VAGINE would grow some teeth it would resemble a grizzly. Wait......it DOES have teeth so stay away from it! When my hair on my legs is long like it is now I like to wax it off and in between the waxing I shave. I never shave my upper legs (things) only wax. I did shave them once and I regretted that, the hair grew back coarser. I never wax the VAGINE anymore, I tried a few times and it bled. So now I stick to shaving. And now you all know how I remove my body hair. In case you were curious........
I stopped and took some pictures on my drive home yesterday. The sun stayed out until about midnight.







I think I am going to stay home tonight and cuddle with Chhaya and do laundry. A shampoo bottle popped open in my luggage during the flight and made a mess. Going back to work tomorrow.

So it is 5 pm and I have arrived in Anchorage. I am happy that it looks nice out......I am going to grab a bite to eat and maybe browse some stores, get gas and start the drive to Kenai.
It takes about 3 hours. My Chicago trip is over and I had a good time. I don't like saying goodbye. My life is full of goodbyes because everybody I know is scattered everywhere. Not fun. 😥
My last day in Chicago was spent with Angelica and her little sister Jay, that is a rock star btw and only 16. We found the coolest bookstore ever, Quimby's. Here are some last pics from Chicago.

My Chicago adventure is nearing it's end. I am soaking up as much as I can. I have to say that Chicago is a great city. ❤ ❤ ❤





In a few days I am going to make an appearance at work so they can have something nice to look at.......
And then I am going camping. I miss Chhaya like crazy now. I am going to give her sooooo many kisses when I see her. But now it is time to start my day.

After a day of shopping yesterday and some rest it was time to put in another night at the Boom Boom Room. It was fun but not as fun as last Sunday.....I kept on yawning in between the dancing and wanted to sit down for only about ten minutes to rest my legs and my mind kept wandering to Chhaya and my nice house in Alaska. But don't get me wrong.....I still had a good time. Here are some pics from last nigh. The dj is Mark Farina, he played at many of the raves I used to go to in CA.









We were kind of done when the Boom Boom Room was over and decided to skip the afterhours after some discussion whether to go or not. I am out and about now, going to head for Michigan Ave in a little bit. The camo pants I am wearing are new, I wanted to check out the Hudson camo pants I recently saw in a fashion mag and went on a hunt for them yesterday but no luck finding them. But I found some other camo pants at Forever21 and cheap too.....only $ 25, a great find!

What better way to spend a Sunday than shopping? Although I had to warm up first with some hot Earl Grey tea at Argo Tea and an apple tart. It's cold outside and raining, a fine misty rain. I did not dress warm enough today, maybe I'll find some cute new jeans. But I am wearing more than this girl that I saw the other day, the bad pic I took does not do her justice. Her butt was hanging out of the shorts and she had a sexy band aid on her upper thigh. The tank top she wore barely covered her bra. Very interesting......people watching is so much fun!

So I have to share something funny that I read on an online forum where dancers discuss things amongst themselves. And you just love reading about the stripping, right? They were talking about that famous stripper smell. Most of them agreed that dancers smell like a mix of vanilla and feet. Many dancers favor the scent of vanilla that they use in abundance in either a nice perfume, a body spray or some lotion. I like the way vanilla smells too. When I first started dancing I used a fragrance from Victorias's Secret that smelled like pear. The feet smell is when our stripper shoes become old and worn and our feet get sweaty from a long night of dancing and the sweat penetrates the cushiony material in the stripper shoe. I try to keep that smell at bay and the shoes clean by spraying the insides of them with either Clorox or Lysol spray after a shift at work. Then of course, some dancers have questionable hygiene in general and should not be working in a strip club at all. BLEH.
Other opinions about what we smell like were that it is a mix of sweat, money, baby wipes, brass, cheap perfumes, lotion, body spray, cigarettes, beer and booze. This one was especially funny and I am going to directly quote the girl while leaving her anonymous, "Not to long ago some guys I ran into at a bar had just left the club and I had over heard their conversation about the dancers and how they had the best smelling ass holes. And of course they were in awe as to how they kept them smelling so fresh lol. I think they referred to them as the unicorns of butt holes??? Little did they know....."

I wrote a blog (of course) about the topic about the stripper smell last year. Are you curious? Read it here