Rumpology

Rumpology or bottom reading is the art of reading the shape, lines, crevices, dimples and folds of the buttocks to determine the butt owner's character and get a glimpse of what lies ahead by analyzing what trails behind. LOL. Yeah, really!
You are a certain way if you have an apple shaped butt, a pear shaped butt, a round butt, a flat butt, a dimply butt etc etc. Tatiana suspects that the fine art of rumpology is geared more towards women than men.
Tatiana does not know how accurate rumpology might be. She has never had her personality traits or her future told by a rumpologist. But according to rumpology a person with a flat butt is negative and sad. Tatiana used to be friends with a girl that has the flattest butt EVER, it's actually really pathetic looking, sounds awful to say but it's true! Toatal pancake, very weird looking and not attractive. This girl has no difference at all between where her lower back ends and her thigh begins, it's just flat. Even when she gained a bunch of weight and got chunky, her backside stayed the same. The weight she acquired in her stomach area would had been much needed in her ass area. And the funny thing is that indeed she is a very sad and negative person, so rumpology might have some truth to it? At least in her case.
Tatiana likes a NICE butt. Not too big and definetely not totally flat. She does not think that Kim K has a nice butt, it is out of control large, not hot. Kim is short and her ass is way too big. A nice butt does not have to be large, a nice butt is basically shaped nice, rounded and pretty firm but not too firm either. Not hard as a rock. That's kind of manly, if you are a woman.
Lately Pippa Middleton's butt is the new "ideal" at least for women in England. Tatiana has not seen much of Pippa's butt (only in a dress), but it looks rather small. Tatiana thinks a little more shape than that is more attractive.
However, you do not know what a butt looks like until you see it naked or in a thong. Much can be hidden under clothes, especially in the age of Spanx. Tatiana does not wear Spanx.
Here is a pic of Chhaya's beautiful plump butt. It is super cute and Tatiana loves kissing it.
And of course some of Tatiana's famous derriere. If you study the pic in the white panties closely you can see a zit or two. And Tatiana dusted herself with shimmery powder that day.
And the other one is taken at beautiful Red Rock Las Vegas.
Enjoy!