Hello BITCHES!

If you are reading this......you are Tatiana's bitch, whether you want to admit this fact to yourself or not. Don't worry, Tatiana is using the word "bitch" in the most flattering way here, at this moment at least....... So being Tatiana's bitch is a good thing.
Today started good. Woke up, got some yummies to eat, got glad because the weather allowed for some nekkid sun tanning again, Tatiana's tan is slooowly getting there. Her Polish white pasty skin takes time to get bronzed. It might not even get there, more cloudy and rainy days so far this summer than sunny ones, but it is Alaska after all. Tatiana is very well aware of that fact.
When Tatiana took Chhaya for a walk in the wild this afternoon, Chhaya decided to roll herself in POOP. Totally gross. Tatiana has no idea what kind of poop it was, not moose, something else. And Chhaya got a bath the other day........great...... sigh .......
So, Chhaya got another bath today. She is not too fond of baths. But the poop had to go away.
After that Tatiana took a Midol and jumped in the shower, shaved and started getting ready. But she soon realized that working tonight would be out of the question. The Midol was hardly making any difference and Tatiana either got really fat overnight or very bloated. And she is not going to be at work in some small Hanky Panky's looking pregnant and in pain. No way.
You men, that read this, Tatiana's male bitches, should be very happy that you do not get periods. Seriously. Periods are just something you have to deal with as a girl. Sometimes they are not too bad, like last month, totally ok. But sometimes it hurts REALLY bad. And you bleed for like five days. And feel fat and look pregnant because you are bloated. Then there is PMS, that is not an invention so women can have an excuse for being bitchy. PMS is real. At least for Tatiana. She gets MOODY and has a few days when she just feels absolutely exhausted, like ready for retirement or something. Sometimes it hurts to even walk, like the vibrations from walking hurt the stomach, OUCH. And this happens once a month. Happy times! Tatiana can deal with and accept the bleeding, bloating, moodiness but why the PAIN on top of the rest? That's a hard one to deal with.
Tatiana thinks that women should be able to take paid time off from work if they wish during their period. Some days are best spent on the couch, medicated, with a heating pad on your stomach.
A foot massage with extra attention on the acupoints and a neck and shoulder massage should also be enjoyed during this time of suffering. A man with a wife or girlfriend should always pamper their beloved woman in this dire time of need. That should be their manly duty.
So, Tatiana is at home, on the couch. Making some corn on the cob to eat, it's in the oven right now.
By the way, Tatiana really likes that show "My Name Is Earl". It's funny.
Ok bitches, XOXO until next time.