Rainbow

I caught a rainbow last night a bit after 9 pm. I've seen two so far this summer. I was going to put it up last night but I got caught up talking to Mandy and then I fell asleep. Woke up today feeling like an unmotivated fat, saggy and flabby blob. Best feeling ever! I think I will have a fun PMS episode coming for a visit soon. I crawled out of my house and I feel better now. I have a TON of stuff to do at home.....dishes, laundry, unpacking from camping, three air mattresses to try to patch up or throw away, fold clothes and put them away, organize, finding something that is missing......that means digging through a bunch of nondescript plastic bins since 90% of all my stuff is packed away, pay bills, go through a pile of boring paperwork. Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!! But I need to do it. Like today. I also want to lay out and tan.....I think that will go before any of that boring stuff. What else? Check out my ingrown hair on my leg! I'm super excited over it. I hope it's a stubborn ingrown hair and not a botfly or something creepy crawly growing in there that will make a disgusting appearance one of these days. After my bath this morning I stuck my derma needle in there and squeezed hard but only a tiny drop of blood came out. I'm fascinated with ingrown hairs. And botflies and all kinds of "weird" stuff like that. But then again, who isn't? But before I go and lay out nekkid in my yard I want to applaud that news anchor that got up and left a live telecast because he refused to report on yet another completely meaningless non newsworthy story about one of the cows in the Kartrashian clan. Actually to call them cows is to give them a compliment. Cows are cute and nice. I mean, that shit is NOT news. It's SHIT garbage. All of it......from Kim's hideous lumpy behind to Bruce now living as a woman to that freak in making little sister with her seriously confused and dumb looking rapper boyfriend. I do read gossip magazines although not as much as I used to and that crap belongs in gossip magazines and NOT on the fucking news. So GOOD for that news anchor, finally somebody with COJONES. I think the Kartrashians are an embarrassment for America. Why the fuck do people look up to them? I don't see it. Whatsoever. OK......I'm done ranting. It's tanning time!