Angry Barbie

So my nickname at work is Angry Barbie. Barbie because that is what I hear on a regular basis.....as early as last night a Mexican man with a heavy accent told me that he thought I looked like Barbie. It's nothing that I go around thinking about myself...."OMG I look just like Barbie!" No, I can think of a list of things that I don't have in common with Barbie. I have brown eyes, Barbie has blue. Barbie's thighs are thinner, her boobs are bigger, her waist is impossibly narrow, I would need to remove some ribs and do corset training to get her waist. Her hair is very blonde and her teeth are bright white. Mine are not - LOL. What else......? I get ingrown hairs and the occasional zit on my butt....I'm not sure if Barbie gets that, does she? Barbie is plastic and you can say what you want to her and do what you want with her. I am 100% real and you can't do what you like with me or say what you want and get away with it.
I will talk back and beat you if you step out of line. That's why I am Angry Barbie, because I talk back.....A LOT! I like Angry Barbie....it's cute! And no....I didn't give myself the Barbie nickname.....Cricket did after overhearing some people talk about that they thought I looked like Barbie. We decided to add the angry because it's more me.
The first time I heard the Barbie reference was when I went into some store at a mall in CA, a girl working there came up to me and said that she and her co workers thought I looked like Barbie. I was like......HUH? Another time at work some people decided I was Barbie and begged me to play Barbie Girl by Aqua for my song on stage, that was kind of fun. That's just a few examples I can think of.....
So guess what, I found the PERFECT cd for myself yesterday. Barbie - My Fab Playlist World Tour Party Mix! Now I can swing around the pole to Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and One Direction all night long.

My Barbie CD!




And my Barbie body!