Tonight I had some quality time with myself.....he he sounds kind of kinky....! I took a bath and scrubbed myself vigorously all over and then I emptied the tub and filled it up with water again, added olive oil and soaked in that for about ten minutes while having a clay mask on my face. Afterwards I put on some lotion and jammies. Rubbed some thick foot cream on my feet and put on socks. That's quality time by myself. The olive oil makes for an oily tub so I had to clean out the tub really good afterwards. And then I cleaned the other tub downstairs too, might as well do both at the same time.
So today I tried this juice, some organic and raw stuff with vitamin C, it was yummy and tarty. I have been taking vitamin D for about a month now, I read that vitamin D is really good for boosting your immune system. I don't know if it works but I haven't been sick since I was in New York back in December of 2012, besides an occasional headache and stomach cramps due to being on my period but that doesn't count as being sick. But maybe now I will get sick after "bragging" about how healthy I am. I also like the Zola acai juices, I really like them, drink a few each week.
Oh and my number one girl is the new face of MAC Viva Glam, looking gorgeous in her blonde hair (wig?). Love her, still. My number 1 girl crush.
What else? I feel porky. Waiting for my period and my boobs are swollen and tender, I am bloated or perhaps just porky. Probably porky! My thighs are hairy and I am going to wax them at some point in the next week or so. The armpit hair is still thriving. I am going to shave it soon (kind of over it) but I am going to either auction it off to the highest bidder....GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE.....SOLD to the gentleman over there! Or I'm going to donate it to a local sort of spin on "locks of love" request I got, some balding man wants my armpit hair so he can glue it to his head. Why not? I hope he won't use superglue. So if you want to see my armpit hair in person you basically have this week to do it and then it will be gone, unless I decide to keep it a while longer. I am posing for hairy armpit pics and signing autographs this Friday 11 pm at the club.
What else? I should maybe color my gray roots? I have been lazy lately and not bothering with it, like who cares? I mean, I do since I color it, not ready to be prematurely gray yet, call me vain.....LOL. I have a gray streak and some other areas with more and more grays showing up.....only a sign of my exceptionally high intelligence. So right now I am a real beast, porky, hairy and gray. In other words.....SUPER SEKSI! Business as usual.
Not the clearest pic to proudly showcase my gray streak.....but I only took three pics and this one will do.
OK.....one more thing. Robin Thicke and his wife Paula separated. GASP! Didn't see that one coming.....LOL. Let me guess, he decided that being single after finally getting some fame and recognition after his one hit wonder (I hope) would be so much more fun than being married and faithful to that old ball and chain, his wife? All those young hotties are throwing themselves at him now, there is willing vagina everywhere! Granted, him and Paula have been together since they were teenagers, so I don't blame them for splitting up, very few people make it last if they meet that young. Nothing that I personally recommend. But what I find very comical is how they have been publicly and loudly declaring their hot and burning love for each other and that their sex life is so spicy and bla bla bla.....T-M-I OK? If you are sooooo in love and have soooo much sex then why are you splitting? Yeah......right.
I think Robin Thicke is so gross, I would never touch him. He was voted Sexist of the Year 2013, a title he well deserves I think. I hate his song "Blurred Lines". I would never dance to it on stage and when I hear it I get annoyed and change the station (if it's on the radio) because I think of all the shit Miley got after performing with his gross and pudgy ass at the VMA's. Everybody was talking about scandalous little Miley rubbing herself on him.....What about him, squeezed into that too small clown suit, married and smug looking, he probably loved every second of that performance.....PLUS it was rehearsed and Paula knew about it (supposedly). I am sure Miley wouldn't want him anyways, he looks like an old perv, she can be with a hot guy or girl, not that. "Blurred Lines" is so disgusting, have you bothered listening to the stupid lyrics? Dumb. And then some lame rapper (T.I) busts out "I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two". Oh yeah? And what would that be? No thank you.....I'd rather stick something big up your ass so it tears in two. So nasty and people like this song? Why? Not to mention the totally douchey video. Yawn. Naked girls? How original. Run Paula and be happy that the douche is gone!
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