Snowy Sunday

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Snowy Sunday

It's a snowy Sunday here in Kenai. I woke up and saw that there is a fresh layer out and it got colder too. I'm ok with the new snow but not that it got about 15 degrees colder. It has been pretty warm here for a while (considering it's January) and it's nice not too freeze.
I jumped out of bed when I got up and hurried over to Coffee Roasters, they close at 2 pm on Sundays. Maybe I'll go to the gym too later.
Last night was unusually slow for a Saturday. I guess the whole town was dead, the club checks with the cabbies and the bars about what's going on in town throughout the night. There were three guys in total. One old man that got drunk. He talked about that he wants to get rid of his Basset Hound because it produces larger poops than his Labrador. Just another great dog owner. No clue whatsoever.
The two other guys were sitting and talking about all the women they've had sex with, describing their physical attributes and arguing whether they hooked up with each others girlfriends, wives and sisters. And commenting stuff about the girls on stage. I told them to shut up when I went up and immediately got labeled "mean". I like that! Yeah buddy, mean is just a scratch on the surface. Go somewhere else and talk about women like that, we don't want to hear it.
So none of us made money (besides a little) but we found ways to entertain ourselves.
We laughed about such fun things as pinworms. Imagine a dancer with a pinworm infestation, the little fuckers would glow in the black light. One of my long standing jokes,
"Do you want to see my pinworms?" Yea, that is my kind of humor. Some of it. Then we laughed about Bukkake omelettes (still) and collectively felt very grossed out by it. I'd rather have pinworms for the rest of my life than do THAT, YUCK! Some girls organized their lockers. And that was that.







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  1. Savannah on :

    Hey pretty girl...can you contact me by email pls? Want to talk to you about something ;-) Stay warm my friend amd have a good day!
  2. TATIANA Post author on :

    Check your email.
    ;-)
  3. Mandy/Jasmine on :

    Pinworms glow in the dark? And are pinworms the ones that come out of your butt at night to lay eggs and then crawl back in? Hahaha so gross.
  4. TATIANA Post author on :

    Yes.....THOSE! LOL. :-D Yeah.....that is one of my gross (but in my head VERY funny) lines. I imagine that pinworms would glow under the black light at work?
    Another line is, "For another $ 10 I'll give you a ballrumbler." What's a ballrumbler? That's when I burrow my butt steadily into your lap and let go of a nice fart. The best ending to a lap dance a guy can have!
    These are some of my jokes.....but they only come out now and then, I have to be in my funny mood. Ha Ha. The expression in people's faces......priceless.
  5. Mandy/Jasmine on :

    A....Ballrumbler aaahahahahhaha!! Next time I dance again and there's a girl i don't like on stage I'm going to whisper in a guys ear. "She's cute, it's a shame she has pinworms though. Yeah, when she bends over on stage you can see them in the blacklight. Go ahead and give her a dollar and ask her to shake it for you, you'll see what I'm talking about"
  6. TATIANA Post author on :

    Evil! LOL.
    The deeper the itch the better the grind!
  7. Mandy/Jasmine on :

    Hahahaaa ewwwwww!

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