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Today I am out wandering around the city on my own. But first me and Angelica had some Polish food for lunch. Polish food = lots of dough, cabbage, sauerkraut, potatoes or soup.
I love it though.....



Then I took the CTA and exited Washington. The CTA smells like Stockholm's "pendeltåg" so I had some good feeling flashbacks.



Now I am relaxing with an Earl Grey Vanilla Creme at Argo Tea. I am trying almond milk instead of regular cow milk, not bad at all. I want to become more aware of the amount of animal products I eat.......



New product. Josie Maran Argan Oil. I am going to use it on my face and see how well it moisturizes.



Ok.....it is time for some more wandering around and shopping. It's warm and humid out and I love it!

Went for a stroll by the water on Lake Shore Drive or LSD as the locals here supposedly call it. I am going to miss Chicago when I leave.......







Shared a HUGE creme brulee at Hugo's Frog Bar. Early evening yesterday. I ❤ Chicago.

I have never seen a lake as HUGE as Lake Michigan. I can't believe it is a lake! Went on an architectural tour of the city by boat. It was very nice, perfect weather, beautiful water.
After that some walking around the city and onto the pier. I think that I have a new fave city.......Chicago. It used to be New York City, I love that place but Chicago seems nicer.









Also a new fave place for tea. Argo tea, very yummy!







At night we went to King Spa. Open 24 hours, so we didn't get there until 11. We got some scrubbing gloves and got clean from head to toe. I love places like this and King Spa was very nice I have to say. The amethyst room is amazing. In fact all the different rooms were. I tried to take pictures but cameras are not allowed and the pics I did sneak in turned out too dark because I turned off the flash. They even had a room for VAGINE "facials", I wrote a blog about that a while back. You sit on a toilet looking chair while your neither parts get a steam bath with different herbs, the main one wormwood. I really wanted to sit in one of those chairs for a pic but the mean Korean spa attendant would had probably spanked me.



Read my old blog about the VAGINE facial here

I woke up at 7 am today. Without an alarm. That is unusual. But there was no clubbing last night. At Starbucks right now, having breakfast. Latte and a Greek yogurt. The Greek yogurt at Starbucks is yummy, try one and see for yourself.
No clubbing last night. Instead we went to some stores and had Mexican food. Do I need any more Hello Kitty stuff? I decided not to get a new Hello Kitty makeup box although I was tempted. The one I have is still holding up. I want like all cute Hello Kitty stuff that I see.



Such a cute backpack!







It was raining in Chicago last night. Even some thunder and lightning. It was nice, the rain was warm - I loved it.



Now I am going back to the house to take a shower and get ready for today. Not sure what we are doing yet. Sightseeing I think.

Last night we went to some event called Porn and Chicken that was held at the Evil Olive in the city. When I first walked in I was like, WTF? But we soon became pretty much the life of the party. Another night of dancing until 4 am, we closed down the dance floor together with some fellow happy and sweaty people. There was porn playing in the main room, also in the main room - lots of sexually frustrated guys, many from countries in the Middle East. LOL.
The porn probably got them very EXCITE (pronounced BORAT style) and then when they saw four girls dancing together they had to make their moves. I absolutely can't stand it when some sweaty dudes that I don't even know come up from behind and try to hump me with with their half hard member. That does NOT fly with me. Keep your distance BORAT if you don't want me to punch you in the face. Usually a quick step out of their way works or I give them the look of death and tell them either NO or FUCK OFF. Works for me! But some of them did not even speak any English, it was quite funny. There was an older small, really skinny man in a suit getting down with a happy smile on his face, he was a cutie, he told me he thought I danced nice in a heavy accent. Another came up and said I reminded him of Cinderella (of all characters) because of my hair. Yea, the hair usually gets lots of attention.
I should start a fan club just for the hair. When my hair gets wet from sweating I know that I am having a good time because I am in constant movement. Then there was another foreigner that just stood around, I coached him to dance and have fun and before he left the club he ran up to me and grabbed my head in a firm grip with both hands and placed a big Kazakh style kiss on my cheek. I think I made him happy. Aside from a few overenthusiastic love starved men I had a great time. I even wore my gigantic ring on my finger, to display that I am taken. You know the ring Chester (my imaginary husband from Linkin Park) gave me but that didn't work. See here
Anyhow, taking photos in the club was not allowed, why I do not understand. I had a discussion with a gorilla bouncer about that. Hello, after all I was the only celeb in the place...... I definitely wanted some pictures of that crazy freak show and the porn. The porn was a little gross but hey whatever. Plus there was a HUGE disco ball hanging from the ceiling. Biggest I have ever seen and when the lasers hit, it looked so pretty. I think I have breathed in enough smoke from the smoke machines in the last two nights to last me for a while. At least until tomorrow. I love the smell of that smoke by the way.

I have no plans for today yet. I got up at 2 pm and I am having a coffee at Starbucks right now. I do know that if I lived in Chicago I would not have to go to the gym. Clubbing a few times a week would keep me in shape, I already lost a few pounds without even trying. This is what sweaty and happy looks like (see pic).

Last night, instead of EDC we went to some club called the Boom Boom Room, also known as Dolphin. That place was great and the music was even better. Lots of freaks to look at.
I danced and felt happy. When the Boom Boom Room ended we went to an after hours club set up in some Italian restaurant with stuff on the walls that looked like this.



All the dj's were all deep into their HOUSE music. Really good. No fake nerd glasses and styled hair. Older fat sweaty dj, some skinny guys with real glasses (not for show). We got home at 8 am and we are going out again tonight. I need to soak up all the HOUSE music that I can while I am here.